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This week, to continue our holiday nonsense festivities, Kelsey has brewed up a few ramen against better judgement and an afront to several deities. The Creeps are trying, for your pleasure and their disdain, weirdly accurate Pumpkin Pie, a savory Turkey Dinner, and S'mores flavored ramen cups, in a segment that will just have you asking, Why?Then, you get yet another Classic Matt Episode: We've got a cult! Although this one might be a bit different, as Matt explains he couldn't find crimes they've been accused of thus far. Matt talks about the beliefs, practices, and weird angel stuff of Raëlism, the alien cult that started in 70's France, founded by Claude Vorilhon, or as I suppose they'd prefer to be called, Raël... The Creeps also talk about florping noises, psychics, needing wine, weird logo choices, and crying from one of the worst snacks ever tried. Trigger warning, a considerable amount of the front portion of the episode contains wretch noises and ramen slurping. If that bothers you, this is not going to be your episode.

The Creeps send you more holiday cheer, as Kelsey tries the new Reese's Sugar Cookie Big Cup, and Matt talks about trying McDonald's new Grinch Salt dill pickle dusted McShaker Fries that come in the new Grinch meal, but did not come with a shaky bag.Then, get really plush, cushy and comfortable, as Matt talks about stumbling upon odd love in the outdoors of Waukesha, Wisconsin. Be careful where you sit after this one.The Creeps also talk about sick days, Friendsgiving plans, what to put on fries, Dr. Phil, and hey go watch Legal Eagle.

This week, to continue our festivities, Britte suggested a holiday treat that our dear beloved editor has now tried several times: The Holidaze sub from Sheetz, which features sliced turkey and all the trimmings on a bun: there's stuffing, gravy, cheddar cheese, and a side of cranberry sauce for dipping or throwing atop your sandwich if you're into that. Then, Kelsey grabbed Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake flavored coffee creamer to try because we absolutely had to.Then, you get a Classic Matt Episode: We've got a cult!Matt talks about Franz Edmund Creffield and the Holy Rollers, a cult in Oregon in the late 1800s. Spoilers of the Dark Tower Series around the 15-17 minute marks.The Creeps also talk about cola, corners, Bubba, books, pine tar, long walks, Oregon 10's, and that Matt was apprehensive to try the sandwich. He's not a Thanksgiving foods mixer, or any food mixer really. They also delve into their extreme love of all other things Sheetz. They also also talk about the Proud Meat Podcast. Go have a listen if you like.

Our snack segment is plum full to the brim with holiday cheer! We're trying a few festive snacks to continue what we've done with our Fall thing. To keep us going right along we have Little Deb's Christmas Tree Brownies. They're green. We also try Tastykake's Caramel Apple mini donuts. They look good, Editor Britte wouldn't know, they were left out of trying them.Then, Matt gives an update on a trial for the murder of Dallion Lewis, which occurred in September, 2024. Kameron Griffin of Akron, Ohio was tried and convicted in October of this year, with three other crimes in the case yet to be deliberated. Articles credit to wboy.The Creeps also talk about chocolate and wielding the power of brownie, discontinued cakes of Christmas past, and they question odd flavor editions of treats.

This week, Britte grabbed snacks from a Great Harvest Bakery, we found out later its a national chain, just a smaller one... Located at 3000 Jerry Dove Dr. Suite 100, Around Bridgeport, wv. Open Mon-Fri 7 AM-5 PM, Sat 8 AM-4 PM.Here's what we tried:Trek bar with chocolate and cranberry (their version of a granola bar), they also had a pecan sticky bunThen, Kelsey talks about a Florida woman arrested for shooting her husband in the leg, becomes mysteriously pregnant while in prison.The Creeps also talk about long distance hiking, no bakes, poor punks, JD Vance eyeliner, and a partial hatred of pecan rolls.