Nephilim Death Squad

• Ranking Thanksgiving Dishes w/ NDS and Special Guests

  Happy Thanksgiving from Nephilim Death Squad — broadcasting from The Standard Coffee Shop and NDS Studios!In this chaotic holiday special, The Raven, Top Lobsta, and Matt sit down to rank EVERY classic Thanksgiving dish — from the absolute bangers to the absolute trash. This episode is pure NDS energy: jokes, roasting each other, roasting food, calling out bad recipes, talking Bohemian Grove, venue drama, coffee shop stories, biblical side-quests, and nonstop chaos.Inside the episode we dive into:🦃 Ranking Thanksgiving foods (sweet potatoes, biscuits, casseroles, corn, and more)😂 The boys arguing about “processed carbs,” “gluten,” and “Cool Whip theology”🏛️ Bohemian Grove event updates + losing the venue☕ Stories from The Standard Coffee Shop🤣 Live chat madness🔥 Raven & Top antagonizing Matt nonstop🍽️ Why Cool Whip is apparently God-tier🍠 The real Florida vs. New York food divide💀 And the most unhinged holiday commentary ever recordedIf you want a mix of comedy, chaos, conspiracy, Bible commentary, and Thanksgiving nostalgia, this is the perfect episode.🎉 Support NDS & Get Exclusive Episodes:https://patreon.com/nephilimdeathsquad👕 Merch:https://TopLobsta.comhttps://TheStandardCoffeeShop.comThank you for spending Thanksgiving with us — the Guam family.David Lee Corbo (The Raven)IG: @davidcorbo7X/Twitter: @TheRavensWatchYouTube: The Raven’s WatchPayPal / Venmo / CashApp: DavidCorbo7Top LobstaMerch: TopLobsta.comX/Twitter: @TopLobstaInstagram: @toplobstaMatt Hepner – The Standard Coffee ShopInstagram: @thestandardcoffeeshopWebsite: TheStandardCoffeeShop.com01:15 Paywall Decisions and Patreon Perks01:56 Memes and Community Engagement02:30 Bohemian Grove Venue Issues03:01 Thanksgiving Dinner Plans and Coffee Talk04:38 Technical Difficulties and Guest Introduction05:43 Thanksgiving Foods Ranking Begins12:49 Apple Pie and Sweet Potato Debate21:59 Biscuits and Gravy Discussion32:59 Cool Whip and Final Thoughts35:03 Imagining the Raven at Thanksgiving35:32 Debating Cool Whip vs. Apple Pie37:22 The Mystery of Corn Casserole39:48 Cornbread: A Thanksgiving Staple43:06 The Great Corn Debate46:03 Cranberry Sauce Controversy49:06 Creamed Spinach: Love It or Hate It?50:56 Crescent Rolls and Potluck Etiquette01:04:29 Fan Joins the Show01:08:12 Green Beans: Essential or Meh?01:10:39 Nostalgic Food Memories01:10:52 Pistachio Coffee Debate01:11:14 Specialty Coffee Quality01:11:45 Voting on Gross Food01:12:16 Jello Salad Substitute01:12:55 Ham and Jewish Dietary Laws01:28:51 Military and Conspiracy Theories01:33:17 Mac and Cheese Discussion01:37:38 Pecan and Pumpkin Pie01:41:03 Red Potatoes and Farm Life01:42:43 Casual Banter and Shoutouts01:43:01 Potato Preferences Debate01:43:37 Roasted Carrots Discussion01:45:12 Scalloped Potatoes and Stuffing01:48:59 Sweet Potato Casserole and Turkey Talk01:58:51 Cryptids and Paranormal Stories02:17:35 Final Thoughts and FarewellsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/nephilim-death-squad--6389018/support.☠️ Nephilim Death Squad — New episodes 5x/week.Join our Patreon for early access, bonus shows & the private Telegram hive.Subscribe on YouTube & Rumble, follow @NephilimDSquad on X/Instagram, grab merch at toplobsta.com. Questions/bookings: [email protected] — Stay dangerous.

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• The Raven: 007 - Hollywood is Babylon

  Welcome back to Nephilim Death Squad, broadcasting directly from The Standard Coffee Shop / NDS Studios — where conspiracy, comedy, Christian worldview, and underground culture collide.In this episode, The Raven goes off on Hollywood as modern Babylon, child-star abuse, government overreach, Denver Health tyrants bleaching street food, insane Nickelodeon revelations, Bohemian Grove updates, studio expansion plans, prophetic symbols in pop culture, and the corruption of modern cities.We dive deep into:— Dan Schneider & Amanda Bynes allegations— Hollywood’s occult architecture & Babylonian symbolism— Denver Health destroying small vendors— Fallen angels, Method actors & the Babylon connection— NDS Studio expansion + VIP event inside The Standard Coffee Shop— Community support, donations, and building a Christian-based creative hub— Live chat chaos, jokes, and Raven’s trademark schizo rantsIf you’re into exposing Hollywood, biblical symbolism, spiritual warfare, hidden elites, underground comedy, or just watching Raven lose his mind in real-time — this is your episode.🔥 Support NDS & unlock VIP content:Patreon.com/NephilimDeathSquad🎟️ Bohemian Grove (NDS Edition) — VIP tickets + live Bible study + two-day event coming this March.📍 Filmed live inside The Standard Coffee Shop, Lady Lake, FLCashApp: $DavidCorbo7Venmo: @DavidCorbo7PayPal: DavidCorbo700:00 Introduction and Opening Remarks01:15 Support Us on Patreon02:29 Exciting Updates and Future Plans09:30 Denver Health Inspectors Controversy20:50 Amanda Bynes' Shocking Revelations33:46 Galapagos Island Mysteries42:00 Nostalgic Pokemon Card Collection42:31 Childhood Memories and Loss43:51 Galapagos and Ancient Mysteries44:53 Personal Stories of Loss51:26 Hollywood's Occult Connections01:08:19 Latchkey Kids and Parenting01:12:30 Gun Safety and Parenting01:15:44 Voice Memos and Viewer Interaction01:30:02 Finishing the Voice Memo01:31:01 Telepathy Tapes and Holy Spirit01:32:41 Spiritual Connections and Marriage01:35:58 Listener Call-In: Andrew from Texas01:37:14 Discussing Conspiracy Theorists01:40:38 Debating Sin and Redemption01:50:00 Listener Recommendation: Probably Alexandra01:53:34 Voice Memo: Christian Dispensationalism01:57:37 Wayward and MK Ultra Connections02:07:35 Wrapping Up and DonationsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/nephilim-death-squad--6389018/support.☠️ Nephilim Death Squad — New episodes 5x/week.Join our Patreon for early access, bonus shows & the private Telegram hive.Subscribe on YouTube & Rumble, follow @NephilimDSquad on X/Instagram, grab merch at toplobsta.com. Questions/bookings: [email protected] — Stay dangerous.

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• Elijah Wanted to Die | NDS Bible Study w Mattt Hepner

  Welcome back to Straight Bible with The Raven, Top Lobsta, and Matt — filmed live inside The Standard Coffee Shop in Lady Lake, FL.In Part 3 of The Story of Elijah, we dive into 1 Kings 21 — the brutal, political, spiritual, and prophetic showdown between Ahab, Jezebel, and the righteous man Naboth. This episode unpacks one of the most dramatic chapters in the Old Testament: false accusations, corrupt government, demonic manipulation, cowardly leadership, Jezebel’s wicked schemes, murder, prophetic justice, spiritual inheritance, and God’s response to systemic evil.Inside this episode we break down:🔥 Ahab’s cowardice & Jezebel’s domination🔥 Naboth’s refusal to give up his inherited land🔥 How false witnesses killed an innocent man🔥 Political corruption in ancient Israel🔥 Why God sent Elijah to confront Ahab🔥 What this teaches about modern leadership & weak men🔥 How spiritual authority and obedience to God collide🔥 The prophetic consequences that follow wicked rulers🔥 Why the pattern of Ahab/Jezebel is still everywhere todayThis is one of the most intense Bible chapters in the entire Elijah narrative — and the NDS crew brings Scripture, humor, theology, and raw honesty into every moment.👉 Support the Show & Get Full Episodes:https://patreon.com/nephilimdeathsquad👉 Merch:https://TopLobsta.comhttps://TheStandardCoffeeShop.com📱 Guest / Host SocialsDavid Lee Corbo (The Raven)YouTube: The Raven’s WatchX/Twitter: @TheRavensWatchInstagram: @theravenswatchTop LobstaMerch: TopLobsta.comX/Twitter: @TopLobstaInstagram: @toplobstaMatt Hepner (The Standard Coffee Shop)Instagram: @thestandardcoffeeshopYouTube: Straight Bible / The StandardLocation: Lady Lake, FL00:00 Introduction and Greetings00:53 Live from the Standard Coffee Shop01:10 Support and Sponsorships01:28 Patreon and Merchandise01:49 Upcoming Events and Special Offers02:30 Affiliates and Promotions06:03 Listener Interactions and Stories07:38 Biblical Discussions and Theories09:10 Theological Debates and Insights25:17 Future Plans and Prophesying30:23 The Earth and Blood: A Biblical Perspective31:38 Aubrey's Arrival and Espresso Talk33:26 Debating Faith and Healing35:56 Elementals and Biblical Interpretations37:35 Ahab and Jezebel: A Tale of Wickedness41:27 Modern Reflections on Biblical Themes01:03:10 Jess's Time Travel Confusion01:03:25 Sourdough and Embarrassment01:03:37 Ahab's Wickedness and Repentance01:06:07 The Power of Fasting01:14:25 False Prophets and True Prophets01:30:32 Ahab's Demise01:36:57 Reflections and ConclusionsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/nephilim-death-squad--6389018/support.☠️ Nephilim Death Squad — New episodes 5x/week.Join our Patreon for early access, bonus shows & the private Telegram hive.Subscribe on YouTube & Rumble, follow @NephilimDSquad on X/Instagram, grab merch at toplobsta.com. Questions/bookings: [email protected] — Stay dangerous.

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• 1000 Degrees | Neph 2 America

  Welcome back to Neph 2 America, your cultural commentary for the end of days. In this live episode, The Raven (David Lee Corbo) and Top Lobsta tear into the news, the drama, and the absolute insanity happening on and off the internet — all while broadcasting from The Standard Coffee Shop’s chaotic battlefield. This episode covers everything:🔥 Matt being “fired” and the studio being rebuilt in David’s house🔥 Viewers calling the coffee shop mid-show🔥 Chuck switching favorites and starting drama🔥 Elijah Schafer’s legal trouble & bizarre journey abroad (L1–L7)🔥 Blair White becoming “a ladyboy for Christ” (L13–L14)🔥 Behind-the-scenes jokes, caffeine meltdowns, and NDS lore PLUS:☕ Standard Coffee Shop chaos👕 Brand-new TopLobsta.com merch💰 Patreon updates🤣 The most unhinged episode energy yet Join the Patreon for exclusive episodes, drops, and early access:👉 https://patreon.com/NephilimDeathSquad Merch, shirts, and The Standard CLCL collection:👉 https://TopLobsta.comDavid Lee Corbo — The RavenYouTube: https://youtube.com/@TheRavenInstagram: https://instagram.com/ravenrevoltsTop LobstaMerch & brand: https://TopLobsta.comInstagram: https://instagram.com/toplobstaMatt / The Standard Coffee Shop (discussed repeatedly)Instagram: https://instagram.com/thestandard.clclWebsite: https://thestandardclcl.comYouTube (Straight Bible): https://youtube.com/@thestandardclcl00:00 Introduction and Welcome01:25 Studio Setup and Changes01:55 Coffee Shop Shenanigans02:56 Chuck's Betrayal03:15 Nicotine Pouches and Ingredients04:22 Blair White and Christian Controversy08:08 Phone Call Chaos10:15 Winter Conspiracies and Black Empowerment13:49 Technical Difficulties and Banter19:58 Blair White's Faith Journey38:56 Understanding Trauma and Identity39:54 Blair White's Perspective on Transitioning40:37 The Sliding Scale of Identity41:36 Redemption and Faith43:09 Christianity and Authenticity44:47 E-Thoughts and Conservative Influencers46:20 Elijah Schaefer's Legal Battle48:49 Coconut Water and Merchandise49:27 Discussing Israel and US Relations52:05 Elijah Schaefer's Controversial Tweet01:10:14 The Lawsuit and Free Speech01:19:22 Elijah's Drunken Antics01:20:00 Exploring Relationships with God01:21:59 Messages from Mom Segment01:25:51 Conspiracy Theories and Weather Manipulation01:40:31 Debating Israel and Jewish Influence01:54:28 Concluding Thoughts and ApologiesBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/nephilim-death-squad--6389018/support.☠️ Nephilim Death Squad — New episodes 5x/week.Join our Patreon for early access, bonus shows & the private Telegram hive.Subscribe on YouTube & Rumble, follow @NephilimDSquad on X/Instagram, grab merch at toplobsta.com. Questions/bookings: [email protected] — Stay dangerous.

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• Chuckkk! | NDS Chronicles

  Welcome back to NDS Chronicles, the show where The Raven, Top Lobsta, and Matt dive into YOUR paranormal encounters, supernatural testimonies, and real-world high strangeness. In this episode, the boys read a wild submission involving recurring nightmares, plasma-oozing demons, basement entities, footsteps in the carpet, Aztec-looking demonic faces appearing on computer screens, sleep attacks, and a house so haunted the family refused to pack the basement when they moved.This episode also includes:• New merch drops from TopLobsta.com• Behind-the-scenes chaos at The Standard Coffee Shop• Matt’s theological takes• The Raven’s demon stories• Basement hauntings, childhood nightmares, spiritual attachments• Viewer emails sent to [email protected]• Full NDS banter chaos, comedy, and commentaryIf you love paranormal storytelling with the full Nephilim Death Squad energy, this is one of the craziest Chronicles episodes yet.👉 Send YOUR story:[email protected]👉 Join the Patreon for bonus episodes & Bohemian Grove weekend access:https://patreon.com/nephilimdeathsquad👉 Merch:TopLobsta.comTheStandardCoffeeShop.com📱 Guest / Host SocialsDavid Lee Corbo (The Raven)YouTube: The Raven’s WatchX/Twitter: @TheRavensWatchIG: @theravenswatchTop LobstaMerch: TopLobsta.comX/Twitter: @TopLobstaIG: @toplobstaMatt Hepner (The Standard Coffee Shop / Straight Bible)Instagram: @thestandardcoffeeshopYouTube: Straight Bible / The StandardLocation: Lady Lake, FL00:00 Opening Banter and Introductions00:46 Welcome to NDS Chronicles01:28 Patreon and Merchandise Plugs03:05 Listener Submissions and Paranormal Stories06:13 Basement Hauntings and Creepy Experiences27:58 Debating Dinosaurs and Other Tangents36:41 Technical Difficulties and Creepy Computer Stories36:54 Unsettling Encounters and High School Horrors38:52 Bathroom Breaks and Random Conversations40:03 Musical Interlude and More Randomness48:32 Spooky Stories and Paranormal Experiences50:51 Moving Out and Leaving the Past Behind01:07:29 Denver Night Shift and a Close Call01:15:46 Reflecting on Anxiety and Life Challenges01:19:39 Viewer from South Africa01:19:49 Relatable Allergies and High School Memories01:20:21 Family Military Service and Health Diagnoses01:20:31 Debating ADHD and School Systems01:21:06 Funny Names and Quick Wit01:22:08 Grandma's Military Service and Family Stories01:22:55 Listener's Personal Stories and Reflections01:23:56 Grandma's Picture and Chuck's Email01:28:21 Chuck's Paranormal Experience01:51:02 Wrapping Up and Final ThoughtsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/nephilim-death-squad--6389018/support.☠️ Nephilim Death Squad — New episodes 5x/week.Join our Patreon for early access, bonus shows & the private Telegram hive.Subscribe on YouTube & Rumble, follow @NephilimDSquad on X/Instagram, grab merch at toplobsta.com. Questions/bookings: [email protected] — Stay dangerous.

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