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What subject does Donna choose to add to the world's education curriculum? And what permanent smell does Mark bestow upon Lizzo? It's questions like these, that stop you in your tracks and think 'what the f*#k is all this about'? [email protected]

If you want some better alternatives for the next US President - this is the episode for you. You're welcome! In other news, Donna  gains two unique, everyday phrases that she intends to use forever. And, just to clarify; Danny De Vito is not a giraffe. [email protected]

Mark's a freak. He just keeps it well-hidden. Oh yeah....he's also scared of Winnie the Pooh. As for Donna, she's in trouble again although she's blaming Liam Gallagher for her bad behaviour. Take a listen to what ends up being a record-breaking episode. [email protected]

Mark's excited. He's getting a film made about his life. Not only that, he gets to pick a new set of parents! If that wasn't groundbreaking enough, Donna admits a liking for doing it rough, and comes up with a joint business venture with the son of God. This episode may contain blasphemy.  [email protected]

Donna is definitely NOT a Barbie girl, although she does live in her own little world. What's her recommendation for the doll's new guise? Meanwhile Mark would prefer to keep his penis, and concludes small and furry is preferable to sharp teeth. We describe episode 3 as 'unmissable'. [email protected]