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Ratbag with Mel & Sam

Mel & Sam
Ratbag with Mel & Sam
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  • Ratbag with Mel & Sam

    Ned Kelly’s Fascinating Family Tree

    15/03/2026 | 43 mins.
    Hey darling pies!
    Thrilled you are taking our pod for another spin!! For this weeks Ratbag we bang into the episode chatting the names that are illegal to call your child. What follows this chat is a spine chilling realisation for Mel and her family tree which takes our episode down a very funny turn. Then we have a write in from a rat asking us to expand our Mel and Sam universe to make space for three new members.
    Then our ‘Kick Ons’ gets us pulling our hair out as we decide to freeze or boil to death, before we send it home through Tom’s favourite genre - metal.
    Enjoy bbys and see you on Thursday for another ‘Ratfood!’
    Xx Mel and Sam



    Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!



    Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.

    The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.

    Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.



    A Grouse House Podcast
    Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
    Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ratbag with Mel & Sam

    That Timothée Chalamet Interview Was… Something

    11/03/2026 | 35 mins.
    Hey cuties! It’s time for another ‘Ratfood’ (on the road!!) episode for your Thursday listening pleasure! Now, JUMP SCARE we will be beginning the episode unpacking that Timothee Chalamoooot interview that took the internet by storm. We look at the real stats behind Ballet and Opera and if it is aaaaactually a dying medium or if Timothee has it all wrong. Then we review Charlie XCX’s new film ‘The Moment’. It’s a very media heavy episode today and we hope you enjoy!!

    Ps - Apologies if this episode is a little stop-starty we had some technical issues but hope you still enjoy!



    Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!



    Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.

    The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.

    Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.



    A Grouse House Podcast
    Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
    Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ratbag with Mel & Sam

    Yeah, Chookas With That!!!

    08/03/2026 | 41 mins.
    Hey cutie pies! Welcome to 'Ratbag!' our fav lil poddily-dod that we record for you weekly! To kick start the episode Sam brings in an attempt to add some new terms to the dictionary inspired by (shock horror) the Performing Arts. We then have a write in from a little rat asking about the best practice in navigating social media as an artist and we hope something we share in this riff is even a teeny bit helpful! Then we go back to our YouTube days and answer a question around fame, before finishing the episode with an Eating Competition song. Lol. What is this pod. ILY so much and see you Thursday!



    Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!



    Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.

    The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.

    Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.



    A Grouse House Podcast
    Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
    Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ratbag with Mel & Sam

    San Choy Bow Jail & A Copyright Catastrophe

    04/03/2026 | 30 mins.
    Hellooooo rats!!

    Welcome to a JAM-PACKED lil snack plate of tidbits for your Thursday!

    Today, Sammy opens the ep with a hot take about animal hospitals and a juicy juicy tale about the food-ordering curse that it RUINING HER LIFE. If anyone knows any witches, pls get them in touch ASAP.

    We then also talk about both of our journeys trying to get back in to reading with Sammy sharing some of her favourite reads of the year and we reach out to you rats to share your faves with us to help get Mel back on track!

    Mel then delves in to a conspiracy theory linked to a ginormous copyright BLUNDER, as well as the girls touching on smut, loser behaviour from their childhood, Megan Thee Stallion’s casting in Moulin Rouge, a story of a jazz enthusiast at the markets and lots, lots more.

    We will see you for another Ratbag on Monda and wishing you love and cheese cubes wherever you are in the world this Ratfood day.

    Okay! Love you, bye!

    xx

    Mel & Sam



    You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://youtube.com/@themelandsam?si=jzeN-E_-DcE-DGHS

    Here’s the link to the Ratbag Chatbag!
    https://ig.me/j/AbZXnq4ipW10Ynq3/

    Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!



    Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.

    The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.

    Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.



    A Grouse House Podcast
    Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
    Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ratbag with Mel & Sam

    Top 15 Ways To Lose A Cat

    01/03/2026 | 40 mins.
    Hey there cuties! Welcome back to another episode of 'Ratbag'. Today Mel kicks off the episode with a tour of her Primary School work deeeeeep from the archives of her family home, including a fantastic 'top tip' list on ways to lose a cat. Our 'Bring Bring Bitch Hotline' includes a write in from Sam's girlfriend all about what Mel & Sam challenges we would create to determine if we kept or ditched our last name, and our Kick On's gets us creatively renaming the colours of the rainbow. Thanks so much for joining us and we will see you Thursday for another 'Ratfood!'
    Love you!
    Mel & Sam xx



    Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!



    Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.

    The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.

    Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.



    A Grouse House Podcast
    Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
    Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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About Ratbag with Mel & Sam

Australia’s most exciting queer comedy duo: Mel & Sam host their brand new podcast: RATBAG. Join them as these besties and also quasi-reformed-theatre-kids host weekly episodes every Monday and Thursday. With everything from unpacking conspiracies, to riffing on their always-open-always-caring-about-you hotline, it’s vital this podcast is in your weekly listening rotation. In this pod, Mel & Sam bring the late-night-kick-ons chats to you but rather than it being 3am and you’re wedged between two randoms with an eyelash cascading down your face, you’re listening whenever you want... so go for that "walk", buy that overpriced matcha latte and get it in your ear holes you RATBAGS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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