199 episodes
- Heya cutie patooties! WE HAVE HIT 100 EPISODES!! Can you believe it??? Rats, welcome to a party episode of ‘Ratbag’ we’re stoked you’re listening! In today’s episode Mel quizzes Tom on his lesbian terminology. We also have a guest appearance from girlfriend of the pod, Niamh, who does an uncanny impression. We have a write in from a rat asking about how to be natural when recording a slate. We then answer an animal related ‘Would You Rather?’ for our Kick Ons, before doing a celebratory Hit it Toots of all the Hit it Toots’s we’ve done.
Thanks as always for listening, we can’t believe some of you have been around for 100 of these bad boys, we are so so grateful.
See you on Thursday for another ‘Ratfood!’
Love Mel and Sam
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Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!
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Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.
The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.
Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.
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A Grouse House Podcast
Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - Helloooooo darlings!!
HUMONGOUS day in the studio today. It’s long-awaited. You’ve been begging for it. It’s everyone’s faaaavourite iPad kid … Australia’s very own Heather McNamara from Heathers: The Musical … it’s Abigail Sharp!!
You were all absolutely desperate to know what Abi’s experience has been like going straight from high school immediately in to a professional touring musical theatre production. We chat about that insane transition, the steep learning curve Abi’s been on as well as the experience of achieving your dream job at such a young age.
This ep is absolutely packed with giggles and stories aplenty. We chat about first impressions, gaining stamina, onstage mistakes, learning about boundaries as a performer, dream roles, it being Abi’s first day on earth, what the kids are doing when they’re going to the club these days and much much more.
We also share some of our favourite Abi and Mel stories involving shared nebulisers, a ginormous spider and a real bad case of Munchausen by proxy.
We will see you for another Ratbag on Monday, and wishing you love and cheese cubes wherever you are in the world this Ratfood day.
Check out Abi’s Heathers vlogs HERE: https://youtube.com/@abigail.shar.p?si=YMWdLK9zG99BWEZq
Also get ya tickets to the live pod in October HERE: https://www.tickettailor.com/events/cheerfulearfulaus/2298350?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAZnRzaAUN46VwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOH82I3cqo8X1SvrJKo-r-vz3ZSthmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp_Xk8qFJ5VZp9TGep2f6dVM8GeOwe1FfWVzQDEqjZc49Np8ZNqJ89gcBjoGt_aem_TmGugdbztQxLDBwG3PZ4Jg
Okay! Love you, bye!
xx
Mel & Sam
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Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!
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Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.
The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.
Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.
—
A Grouse House Podcast
Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - Heya cutie patooties! Welcome to another episode of ‘Ratbag’ we’re stoked you’re listening! In today’s episode Sam brings a more specific, more lesbian version of an old segment, and this time instead of ‘The Rush Hour Crush’ we’re chatting ‘Missed Connections’. Then we have a write in from a rat wanting advice around their recent casting as a lead in their community musical. And then we STEAL a ‘Kick Ons’ before sending it home improvising in an uber pool.
Thanks as always for listening and see you on Thursday for another ‘Ratfood!’
Love Mel and Sam
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Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!
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Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.
The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.
Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.
—
A Grouse House Podcast
Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - Heya cutie pies! Welcome to another week's episode of 'Ratbag!' and today Mel brings in a chat about things we think inanimate objects find embarassing, before we crack open yet another BIG question, surrounding a car with never ending petrol. Then we have a write in from a rat asking for us to make a musical about theatre ushers. Our 'Kick Ons' has Mel and ONLY Mel sharing her dream day. We then end singing our 'Usher the Musical, The Musical' for our 'Hit it Toots!'. Thanks as always for listening and see you on Thursday for another Ratfood.
Love Mel & Sam
Tickets to our live show here: https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/ratbag-with-mel--sam---live-from-cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-4-oct-2025-tickets
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Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!
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Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.
The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.
Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.
—
A Grouse House Podcast
Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - Hi angels!!
Hope this ep reaches you having a wonderful week, wherever you are.
Today we are chatting MEL’S NEW PERSONALITY, including a certain vehicle and a new hobby entering the villa.
We also talk all about Sam’s time on First Dates Australia, how we’re being collectively fucked by allergy season and Mel tells a bonkers story about a homophobe, a spa and a big ol’ misunderstanding that needs to be heard to be believed.
We will see you for another Ratbag on Monday, and wishing you love and cheese cubes wherever you are in the world this Ratfood day.
Also get ya tickets to the live pod in October HERE: https://www.tickettailor.com/events/cheerfulearfulaus/2298350?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAZnRzaAUN46VwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOH82I3cqo8X1SvrJKo-r-vz3ZSthmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp_Xk8qFJ5VZp9TGep2f6dVM8GeOwe1FfWVzQDEqjZc49Np8ZNqJ89gcBjoGt_aem_TmGugdbztQxLDBwG3PZ4Jg
Okay! Love you, bye!
xx
Mel & Sam
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You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://youtube.com/@themelandsam?si=jzeN-E_-DcE-DGHS
Here’s the link to the Ratbag Chatbag!
https://ig.me/j/AbZXnq4ipW10Ynq3/
Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!
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Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.
The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.
Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.
—
A Grouse House Podcast
Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Australia’s most exciting queer comedy duo: Mel & Sam host their brand new podcast: RATBAG. Join them as these besties and also quasi-reformed-theatre-kids host weekly episodes every Monday and Thursday. With everything from unpacking conspiracies, to riffing on their always-open-always-caring-about-you hotline, it’s vital this podcast is in your weekly listening rotation. In this pod, Mel & Sam bring the late-night-kick-ons chats to you but rather than it being 3am and you’re wedged between two randoms with an eyelash cascading down your face, you’re listening whenever you want... so go for that "walk", buy that overpriced matcha latte and get it in your ear holes you RATBAGS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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