The Christian O’Connell Show

We kick off with Three Word Week - Patsy becomes obsessed with her security‑camera neighbourhood watch, Alex unleashes Nerf‑gun mayhem, and Rio witnesses “old people privilege” in a supermarket queue.
Plus, another round of Australia’s Funniest Mum, Car Names and Power Outages & What Are The Odds.
We wrap with Athlete Songs for At Work Time Wasters!
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Rio recalls a Zoom call with his family, where they revealed his bisexuality, and the humorous reactions that followed.
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Christian kicks things off with Monday Winners and Losers - Patsy scores front‑row tickets, Alex celebrates getting the wishbone and Christian gets made aware of “hot pelicans”.
Plus, Signs You’re an Adult returns with sleep‑tracking shame, peg‑bag politics and listeners naming their cars. That leads into Bad Time for a Power Cut, more Australia’s Funniest Mum jokes, before the team dives into Brand Bands for At Work Time Wasters.
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Christian shares his encounter with a pelican in London and a funny exchange with someone from Florida about who's got the "fugly" or "gorgeous" pelicans.
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Christian starts the morning questioning his star‑chart email, before diving into 3 Word Weekend.
Retro Giveaways return with the great Cordial Crisis, as the team tries to offload 37 litres of Cottee’s and callers explain why they desperately need it. That leads into Monday Menders, where listeners confess what they fixed over the weekend and whether Sydney really refuses to use dryers.
Plus, new Misheard Lyrics and May the Fourth puns in At Work Time Wasters with Star Wars Movies!
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