
Anxiety on the Polar Express
17/12/2025 | 15 mins.
Turi has an anxiety attack watching a children's movie. Marci cannot reassure her. She also has to think of ways to indicate the word "Santa" to parents, and she's running out of polite phrases. And if you live in Arizona, watch out for the people who think they're in Indiana.

The Holiday Party
12/12/2025 | 13 mins.
The dangers of the cone of shame. When you're the one helping, you get to do it your way. Home repair and a heaping pile of profanity. The podcast apology. The holiday office party...who's going, who's hiding.

DumbAss is a Fine Name
10/12/2025 | 14 mins.
The just-neutered Jerry Dingus Garcia slips a collar, and Marci skids out of control. The song of the difficult pet owner: "But I LOOOVE HIM". How to know when your spouse has had enough, part 1.

Edibles
03/12/2025 | 15 mins.
Jerry Dingus Garcia the possible wolfhound is finally….neutered. Are dog drugs the same as people drugs? The life of a shower chair. That chocolate bar seems to be having some unanticipated effects. The stash in the ceiling.

Rude Public Pajamas Part 2
28/11/2025 | 15 mins.
Insight into the body parts that are in sight on the Polar Express in Williams, Arizona. Fact: they are not pretty. Here, have some hand sanitizer. When things are so ugly they are cute, and when they stay ugly.



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