UNDRESSED WITH POL' AND PATRIK

• Crystal Kung Minkoff PT 2: Garcelle Beauvais' Pol' Atteu Gown Fiasco, Erika Jayne's Designer Shade and Beyonce's Bodysuit. Yes! Christine Chiu Tells Bravo No. Private Jets, Aspen Lunches and Emmys Drama and Couture Trains.

  In our Part two we welcome back our glamorous friend, Crystal Kung Minkoff—Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, digital entrepreneur, and co-host of the Humble Brag Podcast. From Beverly Hills to Aspen, no topic is off-limits as they peel back the designer layers of fame, friendship, and family. Housewives Highs & HindsightsCrystal candidly opens up about her time on RHOBH, revealing she felt embarrassed to fully lean in and often tried to hide from the spotlight. She reflects on how the experience taught her the power of owning her narrative—something she now embraces in podcasting and digital ventures without shame. Hollywood & Bling Empire GossipPatrik digs into Crystal’s social circle, including Christine Chiu of Bling Empire, who almost joined RHOBH before choosing Netflix glitz instead. Crystal shares how family health issues kept Christine off Bravo—and why she respects the decision not to exploit real-life struggles for ratings. Parenting in the Digital AgeThe conversation turns heartfelt as Crystal explains why her kids still don’t have phones—only Apple Watches—and how social media’s toxicity drives her protective instincts. Patrik counters with hilarious stories of tracking their foster daughter’s location and the day she vanished…only to FaceTime them from a restaurant in Aspen after hopping a private jet with Nicolas Cage’s son. Runway Rundown & Reunion FashionsThe group plays their signature Runway Rundown, dishing on RHOBH reunion looks. Patrik roasts Garcelle Beauvais’pearl mesh dress—revealing Bravo forced a last-minute wardrobe change after Sutton wore a similar color, canceling Garcelle’s custom Swarovski-beaded nude gown Pol' spent nights creating. Crystal admits she prefers understated elegance and reveals her own reunion look: a deep green lace cocktail dress by Yannick Machado, paired with an enormous 30-carat Indian ring (sadly, just on loan!). Celebrity Style & Designer DramaThey also weigh in on Erika Jayne’s infamous gold mesh gown by Marco Marco—especially Erika’s dismissive “some designer” remark that sparked outrage in the fashion world. Patrik shares insights about dressing Beyoncé, Cardi B, and the tricky politics of costume and design. Personal Revelations & Body ImageCrystal bravely discusses her history with an eating disorder and body dysmorphia, explaining how showing cleavage on TV was a huge step in reclaiming her self-esteem. Pol’ and Patrik shower her with praise, reminding her she’s every bit a supermodel. Coffee Reading MagicThe episode crescendos with Pol’s Armenian coffee reading. He sees unresolved tension with someone close—a betrayal that split a friend group. Crystal resonates instantly, recalling a fallout that divided her social circle. Pol' guides her through a ritual to release the energy. Crystal is visibly moved, ready to set herself free. Final Thoughts & LaughsAs the episode wraps, Crystal marvels at how accurate the reading felt and jokes about her “simple” life—while wearing a 30-carat ring and couture. CHAPTERS: Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Season Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Sarah Colonna PT 2: Chelsea Handler Fashion and Chrisley Crimes. Kelsey Grammer Baby 8, Springsteen Biopics and Our Shameless Times Square Billboard.

  We welcome back comedian, author, and former Chelsea Lately star Sarah Colonna for a no-holds-barred Part 2. From influencer lists to psychic warnings, nothing’s off-limits. We start by comparing notes on being left out of influencer trips while Sarah confesses, she just came back for another coffee reading. “I just wanted a second opinion,” she laughs. The gang dives into “Haute Topics,” debating Kelsey Grammer welcoming baby number eight at 70.  We react to The Chrisleys pardoned by Trump after stealing millions. “How do they get picked over people in for petty crimes?” Sarah wonders. Patrik sums it up: “Best friends with the president.” Next, we rave about Jeremy Allen White (Sarah’s Shameless co-star) starring as Bruce Springsteen in a new biopic. Sarah shares she met him at table reads and jokes she wants to cameo as Courtney Cox in the “Dancing in the Dark” video. They debate whether Jeremy can sing or not. On Runway Rundown, the critiques get spicy. Chelsea Handler’s silver strapless gown draws mixed reviews—Patrik calls it “prom 1975,” while Sarah defends her ex-boss: “I think it looks good on her!” Elsa Hosk’s sheer, couture Cannes gown blows them away: “This is the definition of slay.” Kristen Stewart’s cream shorts suit sparks debate over proportions and those controversial bobby socks. When Sarah’s own red satin top appears on screen, Patrik calls it “Halloween gone bad.” She promises never to wear it again. In between fashion roasts, they commiserate over self-tape auditions. Patrik groans about taping for parts like crack dealers, plastic-surgery addicts, and porn-star managers. Sarah admits she prefers professional taping studios because filming with her husband is “a recipe for divorce.” Then it’s time for Pol’s coffee reading—Sarah’s main reason for showing up again. He sees: A person close to her (with a “J” in the name) who pretends to be supportive but is actually jealous and waiting for the right moment to sabotage her. A project she’s put aside that will unite her stand-up, writing, and acting—her real path forward. A future trip that will be canceled, and she shouldn’t force it (“You’ll find out later you weren’t supposed to go.”).  Sarah looks stunned: “I think I know who this is.” They play a game of “Sarah Colonna: Chelsea Lately or Football Wife?” recalling whether she ever flashed an audience (she didn’t), spilled a drink on the owner’s shoes (also didn’t), or got mistaken for a cheerleader (sadly, no). They giggle about Snow White 90210 being called “Little Thunder” at football games. Sarah shares memories of her worst commercial—a Home Depot ad shot near the airport with no AC. “They were mad I was sweating in July!” she recalls. They laugh about how she still does self-tapes, though she’d rather be in the room getting feedback. Wrapping up, Sarah talks about her live shows in Oregon, San Antonio, Las Vegas, Tacoma, and Spokane. She plugs her podcasts: Are You My Podcast with Mary Radzinski The Book Lisp with her husband Jon (“It’s about books—and our lisp!”) We end with Sarah declaring she feels “naked and afraid—in the best way.”  This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to ⁠⁠HurrdatMedia.com⁠⁠ or the ⁠⁠Hurrdat Media YouTube⁠⁠ channel!   Subscribe to our audio: ⁠⁠linktr.ee/undressedpod⁠⁠ Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: ⁠⁠@polatteu⁠⁠  Tiktok: ⁠⁠@polatteu ⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠@polatteu ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.polatteu.com⁠⁠ Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: ⁠⁠@patriksimpson ⁠⁠ Tiktok: ⁠⁠@patriksimpsonbh⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.patriksimpson.com⁠⁠ Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: ⁠⁠@snowwhite90210⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠@SnowWhite9010⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.snowwhite90210.com⁠⁠ Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on ⁠⁠Prime Video⁠⁠.  ⁠⁠www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com⁠⁠ #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: ⁠⁠https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Carolyn Wiger PT 2: Backstabbing Spray Tans and Traitors Strategy. Dorinda Medley Check Mate. Kris Jenner's Face VS Justin Bieber's Bills. Dylan Efron's Booty and Sam Asghari's Package Did What?

  It's part 2 of our wild, unfiltered, and unexpectedly emotional episode when Carolyn Wiger returns to break down her time on The Traitors, share behind-the-scenes drama, and reflect on life, loyalty, and lips. Carolyn explains why she refused to eliminate Dorinda Medley early in the game—despite strategy and pressure—calling her a “badass bitch” and recognizing how much fans adore her. She also unleashes her honest take on Boston Rob Mariano, criticizing his overexposure and dominance, saying it made others feel like “pawns.” She calls out Bob the Drag Queen and Danielle Reyes for backstabbing her mid-game, which left her feeling betrayed and emotional. There’s still no real resolution, and Carolyn opens up about how much it hurt—especially from people she expected more compassion from. 💄 Runway Rundown turns brutally fabulous as we roast the reunion looks: ·       Carolyn’s outfit is lovingly dragged as “cheap Barbie meets bacon spray tan.” She explains a stylist drama and personal struggles that led to the wardrobe mishap. ·       Gabby’s velvet hand dress? “A craft project from Catholic school.” ·       Brittany’s dress? “Sound of Music meets castle drapes.” 💋 Carolyn laughs through the pain and owns it all with humility and humor. 🔮 In a touching twist, Pol’ performs an Armenian coffee reading, revealing a mysterious “S” with a heart in the cup—signaling someone from her past will reenter her life in a meaningful way. Carolyn is visibly affected. Pol' urges her to stop overthinking a current opportunity: “Sign the damn dotted line.” 🔥 3-Word Cast Game Highlights: ·       Chanel Ayan: “Titties” ·       Matt Blankenship: “Papa” ·       Carson Garrett: “Turtle” ·       Boston Rob: “Big Daddy” ·       Danielle Reyes: Just silence. Ouch. She also throws shade at Sam Asghari for doing little on The Traitors (“he brought napkins”) and reacts to hot topics like Kris Jenner’s $200K facelift, Justin Bieber’s money drama, and Trump pardoning the Chrisleys (“Makes me want to do drugs again”). This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com or the Hurrdat Media YouTube channel! 💬 Best Quote:“I wanted to look like a Barbie. A drag queen Barbie. You’re lucky I didn’t wear a crown.” 🎭 Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read   What You'll Get: ·       Unfiltered Traitors tea ·       Survivor gossip & game breakdowns ·       Reality TV fashion disasters ·       A spiritual surprise in an Armenian coffee cup ·       Laughter, honesty, and just the right amount of shade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Crystal Kung Minkoff PT 1: Quiet Rich. Loud Truths. Oscars Grabs and Housewives Drama. The two Sarahs - Silverman and Michelle Gellar. From Lion King to Bravo Queen.

  It’s Part 1 with the one and only Crystal Kung Minkoff for a glitzy, gloriously unfiltered episode! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, Humble Brag podcast queen, and wife of The Lion King director Rob Minkoff, Crystal joins Pol’ & Patrik to spill tea—unsweetened, over-iced, and stirred with Armenian coffee. With Snow White 90210 at the groomer (priorities, people), the boys dive into Crystal’s Housewives origin story: a casual Mommy & Me moment with Teddi Mellencamp turned into a Zoom with 20 Bravo execs. In designer athleisure, she was crowned a new Housewife. Her reaction? “Uh…okay?” Even the Bravo head honcho was gagged. Crystal didn’t chase fame—she married into it. With over 20 years alongside Rob, she had a lot to lose. Between raising kids and protecting her husband’s Disney reputation, she wasn’t about to get shredded by Lisa Rinna for sport. Even Rob’s agent (who reps Brandi Glanville and Denise Richards) told her: “Don’t do it!” But Bravo got her. Zoom filming turned into sipping with Kyle Richards, dodging Erika Jayne-level drama, and saying “hell no” to shady producer setups. As for the cast? Crystal’s real ones were Garcelle Beauvais and Sutton Stracke—until the group chat imploded. (Looking at you, Random 👀.) Pol’ and Patrik dig into the contrast between reality TV and real Hollywood glam. Crystal can’t even film her real life—Oscars, Emmys, and dinners with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Silverman, and the legendary Betty White (RIP). And yes, Cheryl Cecchetto—the Governor’s Ball planner—also did Crystal’s wedding. Quiet. Rich. Flex. Then, boom: Pol’s Armenian coffee reading. Spooky-accurate. He sees Crystal possibly moving, expanding, shifting… toward something more fulfilling than Housewives. Is it a memoir? A wellness brand? A new show? She’s not saying—but she’s thinking. Hard. There’s talk of houseguests, her open-door policy, a possible Bravo return (“Maybe…”), and even tea about Jeff Lewis, Cynthia Bailey, Tamra Judge, and Jennifer Tilly. And the roast? Housewives in “rented homes and leased Jaguars.” We said what we said. By the end, Crystal leaves the boys howling and the audience begging for Part 2. She’s raw. She’s reflective. And she might just be ready for her next act. One thing’s Crystal clear: she’s not a side character—she’s the whole damn narrative. 🎙 A Hurrdat Media Production. More shows at HurrdatMedia.com or on the Hurrdat Media YouTube channel! 🎧 Subscribe: linktr.ee/undressedpod 📲 Follow Pol Atteu:IG: @polatteuTikTok: @polatteuTwitter: @polatteu🌐 www.polatteu.com 📲 Follow Patrik Simpson:IG: @patriksimpsonTikTok: @patriksimpsonbh🌐 www.patriksimpson.com 🐾 Follow Snow White 90210:IG: @snowwhite90210Twitter: @SnowWhite9010🌐 www.snowwhite90210.com 📺 Watch Gown and Out in Beverly Hills on Prime Video🌐 www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com 🔮 Book an Armenian Coffee Reading: polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read #UndressedPodcast #CrystalKungMinkoff #RHOBH #ArmenianCoffeeReading #JeffLewisLive #HollywoodTea #BravoDrama #GownAndOut #BeverlyHillsRealness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Carolyn Wiger PT 1: Braless Blow-Up: Boston Rob Bruised, Tom Sandoval Scorched! Bye Bob the Drag Queen and Dorinda Medley. Hello Gabby Windey and Survivor 50 WTF!

  From the instant Pol’ and Patrik shout “headlights on!” you know this episode is veering off-road. Survivor 44 breakout—and freshly minted Traitors 3 schemer—Carolyn Wiger barges into the virtual Palazzo Suite wearing nothing but a tee, a grin, and the freedom of a woman who ditched her bra along with her inhibitions. Seconds later the couture duo are debating cup sizes while Carolyn counters with dead-pan Minnesotan sass. Patrik tries to stage a traditional Armenian coffee ceremony; Carolyn turns it into “espresso soup,” convinced the ornate spoon is drug paraphernalia. Grounds splatter, jaws drop, and Pol' is speechless for the first time. Between spit-takes Carolyn unloads raw truth about her first blackout—age 9—an overdose at 22, and 15 years of sobriety as a Minnesota drug-counselor. She unpacks pansexuality (“I love the person, not the parts”), why gym bros repel her, and how rehab-era therapy powered her island gameplay, turning her into a fan-favorite finalist on Survivor. Patrik demands to know why Carolyn isn’t on the leaked Survivor 50 “Legends” roster; she reveals she was cut last-minute and the rejection stung. Cue a reality-TV roast: ·       Boston Rob — “predictable magician” vs. “terrifying icon.” ·       Tom Sandoval — accuses her of wanting him; cue hard no. ·       Dorinda Medley — “murdered” way too soon. ·       Bob the Drag Queen, Gabby, Danielle Reyes — fierce but sometimes too serious for Carolyn’s chaos-gremlin energy. Plastic-surgery chatter name-drops Dr Lahijani; Carolyn admits she already wants bigger implants yet recoils at launching an OnlyFans: “Don’t you dare stare—because I can.” Her hairless Chinese Crested develops a rash mid-Zoom; Wi-Fi glitches; coffee grounds finally reveal a storm: Carolyn’s stuck in survival-mode, circling obligations while guarding a private sanctuary the public never sees. The cliff-hanger: Pol will finish the reading next episode—bikinis optional. Why You Need to Listen ·       Raw sobriety talk collides with reality-TV tea: equal parts inspiration and scandal. ·       Behind-the-scenes Traitors intel—secret poems to Boston Rob, rowboat meltdowns, castle tantrums. ·       Pol’s mystic coffee ritual adds eerie depth—and a reason to come back for Part 2. Grab your demitasse, hide your relapses, and brace for spin-cycle: Carolyn Wiger is steering the Undressed roller-coaster—boobs first, feelings wide open. Caffeine, Chaos & “Armenian Cocaine”Sobriety, Sexuality & SincerityTrash-Talking Traitors & the Survivor 50 SnubBoobs, Bots & OnlyFans (Relax, She Said No) Doggy Drama & the Spin-Cycle Prophecy. It's a can't miss! This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com or the HurrdatMedia YouTube channel! Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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