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Not Loveline

Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas
Not Loveline
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    DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80

    10/08/2026 | 1h 14 mins.
    Is Tana pregnant!? With strange cravings and a missed period the signs are pointing to positive! Trish is recording her audiobook and exposing everyone! Tana wants to interview Clavicular...is this a good idea? And should you risk it all for a man behind bars?? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.Thank you to our Sponsor:JONES ROAD! Use code NOTLOVELINE at http://jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #adGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 TWO GIRLS WHO REPEAT THEMSELVES, GLITCHING, AUDIOBOOK RECORDING9:30 TIKTOK SHOP, COLORFUL CLOTHING, PINK VAN CLEEF, HAIR CARE, HOUSE TOURS16:45 PREGNANCY SCARE? POST PARTUM DEPRESSION26:00 CHILI'S, DOORDASH, CRINGE MART, HOT CHEETO CRUMBL36:00 SEXMAXXING, RUNNING A 10K, DOGS, CLAVICULAR47:00 COMMENTS GETTING TO YOU54:00 CALL: SHOULD I DATE THIS MAN IN JAIL?1:02:00 THE DRAMA, ROBERT PATTINSON, READING IN SCHOOL, HARRY JOWSEY
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    BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79

    03/08/2026 | 1h 7 mins.
    WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Another episode of Not Loveline coming right to you! This week Trisha and Tana recap learning to cook together at Benihana, which you can see in full on our Patreon! Plus the girls take some calls and give some advice on writing wedding vows. As well as avoiding burnout as a creator online. All that and lots of yap as always on this week's episode!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/

    Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code NOTLOVELINE to spin Lightning Link High Stakes anywhere, anytime!!

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    Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel

    TIMESTAMPS:0:00 NO BECAUSE WE LITERALLY ATE, BENIHANA, PILATES8:40 CAPRIS, GRATITUDE, STOCK MARKET, TANA'S REALTOR IS A QUEEN, THE LOTTERY, MEGA CHURCHES16:50 CALL #1 STRUGGLING WITH MY WEDDING VOWS23:00 DOUBLE DATES, TANA'S CONVERTIBLE31:50 CALL #2 NEED HELP WITH BURNOUT FROM CONTENT CREATION46:00 BEING A NIGHT PERSON, QUITTING VAPING IS HARD, GLP-1S, FOOD NOISE AND FOOD ADDICTION
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    TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78

    27/07/2026 | 1h 35 mins.
    WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana reunite after some time apart and they have A LOT to yap about. Between Tana's ongoing driver journey and recently hitting her fence with her car, dubious LA bars, and overcoming Heartbreak, the girls have so much to cover. All that and more on today's episode!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:BROOKLYN BEDDING! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code NOTLOVELINE for 30% off sitewide! Take advantage of their ongoing Back to School sale NOW until 8/20/26!!GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 WE'RE SO BACK, JULY, PARTY PLANNING, MERCURY RETROGRADE5:00 FOR YOU FEST, LIVE PERFORMING12:00 TANA SELLING HER HOUSE, WORDS HAVE POWER, TANA HIT HER FENCE WITH HER CAR23:00 DRIVING IN LA, THE ABBEY, WEHO34:50 A BDAY GIFT FOR TANA, TOOTH RECOVERY AND REFLECTION55:00 RUNNING A MARATHON, PILATES, SIGNING BOOKS, BOOK TOURS, TIKTOK SHOP1:09:00 SAVING MONEY, HEARTBREAK1:23:00 JAW PAIN
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    DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77

    20/07/2026 | 1h 9 mins.
    WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana power through a bunch of calls!! How do I tell my boyfriend that I hooked up with someone for $500 to pay for our vacation together? How do I move on after finding out my boyfriend is gay and has been hooking up with guys the whole time WITH AN OF? All that and more on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FIFA CUPS, KPOP SONGS, MANIFESTING, GRIMACE7:00 PILATES, SHEL SILVERSTEIN, ATHLETICISM13:20 CALL #1 I'M SMARTER THAN MY BF23:30 CALL #2 MY BF IS NOT ONLY DL BUT HAS AN OF TOO30:00 CALL #3 THRIFTING AND DEPOP SCAMMERS40:00 CALL #4 I HOOKED UP WITH A MAN FOR MONEY, DO I TELL MY BF?46:30 CALL #5 ENTERING A MALE DOMINATED CAREER51:35 CALL #6 FAVORITE ERAS OF EACH OTHER
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    TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76

    13/07/2026 | 1h 15 mins.
    WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Tana tells Trish all about a scary man who chased her with his car on one of her first nights behind the wheel!!! Plus the girls talk about house buying and whether or not Tana is going to plant roots in LA or Maui. All that and some great life advice on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:NOCD! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:LAUNDRY SAUCE! Make laundry day the best day of the week! Get 20% off your entire order at Laundry Sauce with code NOTLOVELINE at https://laundrysauce.com/NOTLOVELINEGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FORKS, TRISHA'S STAMINA, MANIFESTING DURING A SHOWER, DANCERS12:00 POSTURE AND AURA, LEARNER'S PERMITS, TANA WAS CHASED BY A CRAZY MAN IN HIS CAR37:00 PERMANENTLY MOVING TO MAUI?, HAWAII VS LA, HOUSE BUYING AND SELLING, LOREN GRAY, BUSTER52:00 LOVE ISLAND, MEDIA BAN, ARMPIT HAIR REMOVAL, MEETING A SWEET FAN, STICKERS1:02:00 CALL: HOW DO YOU STOP FEELING LIKE YOU AREN'T DOING ENOUGH?
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About Not Loveline
NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call in advice show with Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience.
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