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Not Loveline

Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas
Not Loveline
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    TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76

    13/07/2026 | 1h 15 mins.
    WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Tana tells Trish all about a scary man who chased her with his car on one of her first nights behind the wheel!!! Plus the girls talk about house buying and whether or not Tana is going to plant roots in LA or Maui. All that and some great life advice on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:NOCD! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:LAUNDRY SAUCE! Make laundry day the best day of the week! Get 20% off your entire order at Laundry Sauce with code NOTLOVELINE at https://laundrysauce.com/NOTLOVELINEGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FORKS, TRISHA'S STAMINA, MANIFESTING DURING A SHOWER, DANCERS12:00 POSTURE AND AURA, LEARNER'S PERMITS, TANA WAS CHASED BY A CRAZY MAN IN HIS CAR37:00 PERMANENTLY MOVING TO MAUI?, HAWAII VS LA, HOUSE BUYING AND SELLING, LOREN GRAY, BUSTER52:00 LOVE ISLAND, MEDIA BAN, ARMPIT HAIR REMOVAL, MEETING A SWEET FAN, STICKERS1:02:00 CALL: HOW DO YOU STOP FEELING LIKE YOU AREN'T DOING ENOUGH?
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    CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75

    06/07/2026 | 1h 16 mins.
    Yaps AND calls on this week's Not Loveline!! Today Trish and Tana are back and discussing their complicated feelings on Miami Swim Week, the dangers of Family Vlogging and Streaming. And the lore on Tana's childhood friendship with Suede Brooks!

    Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our

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    GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel

    TIMESTAMPS:0:00 CALABASAS CONFIDENTIAL, SUEDE BROOKS8:30 VICTORIA'S SECRET MALL EVENT, HOWARD STERN, MIAMI SWIM WEEK18:00 NOAH KAHAN, BODY DYSMORPHIA, LOOKSMAXING, CLAVICULAR, STREAMERS, FAMILY VLOGGING29:00 LOVE ISLAND, CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER, SHAVING, INSECURITIES40:00 JOHN MAYER, NICK LACHEY, DIABOLICAL TIKTOK MEN48:30 CALL #1 I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY STUDENT'S DAD57:30 CALL #2 I AM A STRAIGHT MAN GOING THROUGH A BREAK UP1:03:00 CARLI BYBEL, MIKAYLA NOGUEIRA, BRIANNA CHICKENFRY
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    I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74

    22/06/2026 | 1h 17 mins.
    Trish and Tana are taking lots of calls today! This week on Not Loveline our girls give some good ol fashioned advice on a variety of topics! Like how to spice up a six year relationship, how to choose what to share online about your relationship, and the risks to consider before getting plastic surgery. You may end up regretting it! All that and more on this episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:NOCD! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 ROTISSERIE CHICKEN, COSTCO, GOING LIVE, MOCKTAILS, MAKEUP10:30 HAIR TRANSPLANTS, PLASTIC SURGERY18:50 VANESSA HUDGENS HACKING SCANDAL, THE PAPARAZZI IS EVIL22:40 CALL #1 I EXPOSED MY HUSBAND ONLINE, NOW I FORGIVE HIM32:30 CALL #2 MY PARENTS SAY MY BF GASLIGHTS AND IS MEAN TO ME43:50 CALL #3 MOVING AWAY FROM MY THROUPLE, HELP ME COPE48:30 NAIL TECH DOCUMENTARY, WAXING, AI SCAMS1:01:30 CALL #4 BORED OF MY BF OF 6 YEARS1:07:00 CALL #5 CAN'T RELATE TO MY BF'S OLDER SIBLINGS
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    RED FLAGS, TRAVELLING WITH CRAZY FRIENDS AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 73

    16/06/2026 | 1h 6 mins.
    It's calls on calls on calls this week on Not Loveline! Trish and Tana give advice on whether avoiding red flags too often is preventing you from meeting your soulmate. Plus how do you navigate dating someone who has the same name as your brother? And what did her friend do on that last vacation!?!? All that and more on today's episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:MARS MEN! For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at http://Mengotomars.com and tell them NOT LOVELINE sent you at checkout!Thank you to our Sponsor:SHOPIFY! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:BETTERHELP! Sign up and get 10% off at http://BetterHelp.com/notlovelineGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 BROOKE MONK, GOING TO THE MALL, THE PINK THEORY7:00 PREGNANCY, BUSTER, TEETH JOURNEY, TANA'S VOICE, APOLOGY VIDEOS, TANACON20:30 LOTTERY, ROULETTE25:32 CALL #1 LOW VIBRATIONAL MEN34:00 CALL #2 IS AVOIDING RED FLAGS STOPPING ME FROM MEETING THE ONE43:00 CALL #3 DATING SOMEONE WITH YOUR BROTHER'S NAME47:30 CALL #4 NEEDING SOME ENCOURAGEMENT IN A TOUGH TIME57:50 CALL #5 UNCOMFORTABLE TRAVELLING WITH MY FRIEND BECAUSE...
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    CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS AND VEGAS SHOW PREP! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 72

    09/06/2026 | 1h 18 mins.
    This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Disneyland and Disney Adults, being smart about how expensive your wedding is, and get amped up for an amazing night in Vegas THIS WEEK! All that and more on today's episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:COZY EARTH! Go to https://cozyearth.com/NOTLOVELINE and use code NOTLOVELINE for up to 20% off!GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 EYEPATCHES AND PIMPLE PATCHES, VEGAS SHOW PREP, DODGERS PROMO13:00 BRITRISH INVASION WAS AMAZING, FLORIDA, DISNEY25:00 TEETH, OBSESSION, DIRECTOR ERA FOR TANA34:50 BENIHANA PR, VEGAS EXCITEMENT, CELEBRATORY MEALS45:30 LOOKING BACK ON NL, WHY WE LOVE THIS SHOW, VEGAS RAIN49:50 CALL HER DADDY, ALEX COOPER PREGNANT, AQUAMAN IS WALKING, THE GIRLS LOVE TANA54:00 ROAD TO HANA CELEB SIGHTING, WATERFALLS1:02:50 MAKOA IS ARTSY, INSTA DUMPS, PREGNANCY THINGS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT, UNPACKING AND HEALING OUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS
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About Not Loveline
NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call in advice show with Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience.
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