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- Makes me wanna Trish Trio at Benihana real baaaaaad. This week on Not Loveline our girls pay tribute to the iconique Jennifer Coolidge and talk all things Halloween, Disneyland and weddings! Are wedding bells chiming in the air for Tana and Makoa? They are for Trisha! Her Disney wedding is coming up!! What engagement rings are on trend right now? And should you go with one of them or come up with your own!? Find out on today's episode!!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:iRESTORE! Unlock your best hair & skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on iRESTORE with code NOTLOVELINE at https://irestore.com/NOTLOVELINE! #irestorepodFollow the girls:Trisha ๐ https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana ๐ http://instagram.com/tanamongeauGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 HALLOWEEN IS HERE, ELIZABETH HOLMES, ERIKA KIRK10:50 BUSY SCHEDULES18:00 FILMING WITH IMARI, DATING SHOW26:40 HALLOWEEN PLANS, DAVID DOBRIK, BOOK PRESS TOUR33:00 RETIRING THE BLEACH BLONDE ERA, BURNING MAN41:30 MCDONALDS, BENIHANA47:30 DISNEY, HOLLY MADISON, VOW RENEWAL, FAMILY COSTUMES1:05:30 CALL: WHAT ENGAGEMENT RINGS ARE ON TREND RIGHT NOW?
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Tana's past traumas including the time one of her awful ex-boyfriends blackmailed her for over $70,000!! Plus the two give some sneak peeks into Trisha's upcoming memoir and go over some of their early history together! All that and more on today's episode!
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!
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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 RESPONSIBLE SPENDING
5:00 TALKING TO THE DEAD
11:00 GHOST PROTECTORS, DISNEYLAND, HOLLY MADISON
17:00 SNOOKI, MEGAN FOX, PARODIES, HALLOWEEN
28:00 CHILI'S, IMARI, DATING SHOW
38:40 CORNELL 7 (TRIGGER WARNING)
47:00 SKIP CORNELL 7 SEGMENT, BLACKMAILED BY AN EX
52:00 THE PSYCHIC TWINS, PERIOD PAIN
59:00 SHARING YOUR RELATIONSHIP ONLINE, TANA READS TRISHA'S MEMOIR
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - The vibes are autumnal today on Not Loveline. Trish and Tana sip on their late night coffees and answer some pressing questions from all of you! How do you announce your engagement when you're an influencer? My co-worker is a cheater!! Do I tell his wife? And I slept with the guy my friend likes and now they both hate me! What do I do?? All that and some hot goss on this week's episode!
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!
Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!
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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 AUTUMN VIBES, KBEAUTY
5:45 CALL #1 SHOULD I TELL MY CO-WORKERS WIFE HE HAS OTHER GFS?
14:50 CALL #2 HOW DO I ANNOUNCE MY ENGAGEMENT?
28:50 PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES, MONOCULTURE, NOSTALGIA, FEARING DEATH
36:30 STRAIGHT GUY NEWS, FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE
41:30 DAVID SPADE FRIENDSHIP, ROSIE O'DONNELL, JELLY ROLL AND BUNNY
51:40 CALL #3 I DESTROYED MY FRIEND GROUP OVER A GUY I BARELY LIKE
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - Trish and Tana are here for you! This week on Not Loveline the girls get a healthy dose of yap in before taking some calls. They discuss the PR campaign for Trisha's upcoming memoir, Tana's interest in becoming a streamer, and their plans for Halloween this year. Plus how do you deal with a mother-in-law from hell? And should I give up on waiting for him to propose?? All that and more on today's episode!
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!
Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!
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Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Follow the girls:
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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 PHOTOSHOOTS, LA AND HAWAII, VEGAS POKER, STREAMING
10:30 BOOK PR LIST, AGORAPHOBIA, THE HEAT
17:30 VOW RENEWAL, HOUSE TOURING
23:50 NEW IPHONE, HALLOWEEN
32:30 ENJOYING FALL, PHOTOSHOOTS, NICK CANNON SHOW
41:00 THE EMMYS, BURNING MAN, MOSES' HUMOR
55:10 RELATIONSHIPS
58:00 CALL #1 ENGAGEMENT PURGATORY
1:04:00 CALL #2 HIS MOM IS ABUSIVE
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices My DAD is DATING My COUSIN! ๐คฎ + He has 5 SIDE CHICKS!!! | Not Loveline Ep 86
22/09/2026 | 1h 16 mins.This week on Not Loveline it's another call-a-thon! Trish and Tana take several calls from listeners just like you and give amazing, highly qualified, fool-proof advice every single time. Today the girls tackle important issues like pooping yourself at festivals, cheating on your girlfriend, getting cheated on by your boyfriend, and of course...what do you do when your dad starts dating your cousin...buckle up y'all. All that and more on today's stacked episode.
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!
Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!
https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_
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Produced by Kalli
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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 ACCENTS
5:05 CALL #1 HE TURNED OFF HIS LOCATION
13:30 CALL #2 WE HAVE DIFFERENT LOVE LANGUAGES
20:50 CALL #3 MY BF POOPED HIMSELF DURING LOLLAPALOOZA
27:30 CALL #4 MY DAD IS DATING MY COUSIN
37:50 CALL #5 HE HAS 5 SIDE CHICKS
47:00 CALL #6 CHEATED ON MY LDR GF WITH A MAN
53:00 HALLOWEEN BRAINSTORM, HILTON ALL NIGHTER
1:01:30 CALL #7 CAN'T GET OVER A 2 YEAR LONG CRUSH
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NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call in advice show with Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience.
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