Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —ED—ICE—Odell Beckham Jr. 00:00 Introductions00:38 ED19:54 ICE Nativity Scene28:56 Odell Beckham Jr.38:50 The Economy41:32 NetflixEDThe Idiots take an online quiz that’s supposed to tell them how many times a day they should self-pleasure, in order to achieve bigger, harder, and longer-lasting… um, manhood moments.(I’m trying to avoid the algorithmic censors. They would’ve had a field day with Dr. Ruth, because she was to-the-point.)Sadly, the quiz is a bit of a disaster.Oh well.We won’t do this again.(Apologies. We thought it would be funny.)ICE Nativity SceneOh, the hilarity that ensues when an actual Christian uses the Bible to make a point about modern day Christianity…A Church in Massachusetts removed Jesus, the Mother Mary, and Joseph from their Nativity Scene, replacing them with a sign that read, “ICE WAS HERE.”Because, you know, they were immigrants. Naturally, people who profess to love Jesus, seem to hate his teachings.(A side discussion involves UFOs, and aliens.)Odell Beckham Jr.Odell is an idiot. Maybe not to the level of Antonio Brown, because… Well, who COULD be as stupid as him?But he said it’s hard to make $100 million last a lifetime. He also admitted to spending an obscene amount of money on stupid stuff—dumb cars, jewelry—only he didn’t phrase it like I just did.Anyway, STFU, a-hole. I could make $5 million last a lifetime. Maybe even $1 million. The EconomyWhat? Trump’s tariffs have been bad for the economy and workforce? Who could’ve seen that coming, save for 70+ million people who don’t have the relative IQ of a turnip?NetflixNetflix bought Warner Brothers.Huzzah!Probably higher prices, but we’ll only have to pay for one streaming service, not two. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Midwest Blizzard 2025—Male Enhancement—Kim Kardashian00:00 Introductions02:10 Blizzard 06:46 Self-Pleasure17:87 Kim Kardashian29:45 Twitter34:12 Kevin Spacey40:38 ScientologyBlizzard 2025nathan got to drive in the snowstorm that made national news.It was “good times.”Self-PleasureWell, nathan used to receive targeted advertising telling him how to be a better bottom, but that’s yesterday’s news.Now—since he just had a birthday—he’s getting ads to help him fix his broken wiener.Huzzah!Kim KardashianKim Kardashian is stupid, everyone!Who knew?I mean, except for… Well, everyone.We all knew she was dumb.Now there’s clinical proof.TwitterElon released a map of the country of origin for every account on his misinformation platform, and lo and behold… All the MAGA bots are based in foreign countries.Like Kim Kardashian being dim, who knew?(Everyone. Everyone knew. Just not the morons who buy into the fake patriotism.) Kevin SpaceyHe’s such a good actor…Is he an awful human being? Scientology Everyone’s favorite alien-based religion is on TikTok… And they’re actually having fun with things.Will the GIVE US MONEY “religion” make a comeback and hit 1990s levels of enrollment? We’re gonna find out!Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Megyn Kelly—Lauren Boebert—Nikalie Monroe00:00 Introductions03:40 Megyn Kelley17:01 Lauren Boebert28:11 DOJ vs. CAMegyn KelleyWelp, it finally happened… the right has openly and actively started defending pedos.When the hullabaloo hit the airwaves, I thought it was going to be a quote taken out of context.Nope!Megyn went all in on the idea of a 15-year-old girl being with a 40-year-old man.Gross.Lauren BoebertHoly poop on a stick, one of the dumbest, most insane people to ever be elected to politics is standing her ground. Lauren is signing on to have the Epstein Files released.Good on her.DOJ vs CAThe Department of “Justice” is going to take California to court because of their recent redistricting. Because when Texas does something illegally, it’s A-OK. When California puts it to the people, and they vote for change, it’s “bad.”Hypocrisy is a wonderful thing.Nikalie MonroeGood news all around: the false Christians are being called out, and the real Christians are being rewarded.A church that said they would donate formula has received over $100,000 in donations.Because with that church, people know where their money is going.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Nikalie Monroe—Mormons—Zohran Mamdani00:00 Introductions00:32 Nikalie Monroe05:23 Mormons11:02 Zohran Mamdani24:09 Lauren Bobert26:40 Peachy Clean31:46 Matt Kalil34:07 Prince Andrew42:28 Millie Bobby BrownNikalie MonroeMan, you wanna talk about heroes not needing capes?Nikalie calls churches, plays the sounds of a crying baby in the background, and asks if they can help her get a can of formula for her child.And guess what?The overwhelming majority say “No.”The local Mosque, a Buddhist Center, and two Black Churches say “Yes,” but all the “good Christian” churches said “No.”Just like you would expect them to. MormonsMormons are rebranding!Don’t call ‘em Mormons anymore, because that’s their religious N-word. Mormons want to rebrand, and put Jesus more front and center in their religion, because having a polygamist conman like Joseph Smith as their mascot might keep their business from growing. Sorry, did I say business? I meant religion. Zohran MamdaniNew York City is officially a Communist, socialist hellscape.Man, that was fast.Lauren BobertOMG, DID YOU HEAR WHAT LAUREN BOBERT DID AT HALLOWEEN??SHE DRESSED UP IN A COSTUME!!!Dear liberals: your crying and whining helped Trump win in 2024.Knock it off. Peachy CleanFor reasons no one understands, nathan received an ad for “healthy bottoming” in his Facebook feed.Huzzah.Matt KalilMatt is a Minnesota Viking (boo!), and… Well, hung.His ex wife divorced him because he was “too big.”“Like, two coke cans.”Wow.WOW.And, he’s white!Prince AndrewTechnically, he’s the royal formerly known as “prince.”At least, until the Prince estate in Minneapolis sues.Either way, Andrew has been excommunicated to AN ENORMOUS MANSION.And, he’s still living rent free, all expenses paid.Millie Bobby BrownA non-story.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —TikTok Videos—JD Vance—Kamala Harris00:00 Introductions04:19 JD Vance05:40 Kamala Harris09:37 Kristen Bell12:14 Amazon Layoffs20:07 Middle East Peace22:39 Tesla27:46 Argentina33:03 Tylenol35:56 Prince Andrew39:11 YouTube TVTikTokFor no reason, Jake and nathan talk about TikTok videos they’ve watched. JD VanceJD got hugged by Erika Kirk, and the internet blew up. Because the internet has too much time on its hands.Kamala HarrisHey, Kamala… to quote Motley Crue: “Girl, don’t go away mad… Girl, just go away.”She hinted she’s not done with running for office, this despite the fact NO ONE wants her to run for office. Ugh.Take a hint.Kristen BellThus far, Bell has refused to apologize for making a joke crybabies found insensitive, and the Idiots hope she continues to stand her ground.Amazon LayoffsAI is coming for all our jobs, especially that of…Podcasters?Apparently so!Middle East PeaceOoooh, we wanted Trump to win the Nobel Peace Prize for bringing Peace to the Middle East, because just because every other peace plan throughout history failed didn’t mean Trump’s peace plan would fail (like Trump Steaks, the Trump Casino, Trump University, the Trump Presidency, Trump Vodka, Trump Airlines, Trump Magazine, Trump the Game, Trump Mortgage…), but it did.Hamas and Israel are fighting again, just like Mom & Dad did before Dad went out for cigarettes and never came back.TeslaTesla wants to give Elon Musk a trillion-dollar bonus, because…Well, because apparently the board of directors at Tesla are the stupidest people on the planet.ArgentinaA Brazilian President tries to subvert the will of the people, and overthrow democracy.He goes to jail.An American President tries to subvert the will of the people, and overthrow democracy…So the stupidest of the stupid American people elect him president, again.And he then punishes Brazil for doing the right thing.The world we live in…TylenolWell, RFK and Trump lied. They said Tylenol was the devil, and caused autism, and now RFK is walking it back.Because science disagreed with his whim. Prince AndrewOh, royals… Why do you even exist?YouTube TVThey’re fighting with Disney & ESPN, because sports is expensive.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/