Alpha Blokes Podcast

Back on deck for what is sure to be a wild 2026. A friendly reminder to keep your finger out of your god damn dogs. Ripper yarns to bring us back in to the fold this week, as well as calling last years Yarn of the Year winner. Enjoy legends, you'll hear what we've all been up to on holidays in this coming Thursday episode!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Intro3:30 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn5:50 - Yarn of The Year 2025 winner10:00 - Carry Ons1:20:00 - Winning Yarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Winner of the 2025 Dakar Bike Rally and one of our great mates Daniel "Chucky" Sanders joins us for a yarn to reflect on the massive year he had in 2025. Whilst taking us on tour for the super cross in Melbourne, Chucky joined us to take us through an incredible year in his career, including taking out his first Dakar and almost completing a perfect year in his championship super cross run. We touch on the grueling and rewarding parts of his epic win and also cover the recent activity that has been occurring at his home farm. Was great to finally get him on to tell us all about his win and hopefully he can smash it again this year, as he'll be racing in the 2026 Dakar as soon as this drops. Show the legend all the support and get behind to hopefully make it two in a row! Enjoy trendsetters. Follow Daniel on Instagram to check how he's tracking for the race this year: https://www.instagram.com/danielsanders_11/?hl=enEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Melbourne Supercross Event6:10 - 2025 Dakar Rally11:25 - Practice & Simulations15:00 - Winning Dakar23:00 - Post Win Celebrations & Press Tour30:52 - Other 2025 Race Season Wins38:30 - Final Race Of The Season 45:00 - 2026 Goals51:15 - Sanders' Farm Update Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in the trendsetters group as per usual this week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to [email protected] wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Sniffing The Fingers 2:20 - Housing Commission Neighbours4:30 - ABC Pokie Machine6:20 - The Amazing Shitboy7:32 - Pube Flavoured Durry8:45 - Not Today, Satan!10:30 - School Sports & 10 Pin Bowling12:00 - Dick In The Mailbox13:30 - Yeah The Girls14:40 - Shagging The Bosses Daughter16:20 - Drinking Metho In The Shops18:10 - Black Market Lunches At School20:10 - Referring Mates To The Pod21:46 - Cutting Hose For Bongs23:30 - Fingering In The Library23:50 - Monopoly Board25:30 - Finding Homegirls You Know27:27 - Blowing Up About Poo's Reviews29:10 - Zorro The White Pointer31:30 - Finding Dad's Porno Stash (Fluff And Fold)33:40 - Cori's Nurse Curse34:40 - Marketplace Murder36:20 - Cecil's Shits The Swag38:10 - Crop Dusting The Club Dance Floor40:00 - Little Brother 41:13 - Finding Dad's VCR P*rnos43:00 - Spraying The Back Fence44:50 - Hot Flange Ange Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in the trendsetters group as per usual this week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to [email protected] wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Shotgun Soap Shells2:40 - Shitting In The Mall Urinal4:20 - Jimmy's BDSM Side Hustle5:50 - Chocolate Thunder From Down Under7:00 - Part Number8:00 - Hair Removal Cream9:10 - Nursing Home Shagger10:55 - The Australian Alien12:25 - Carnie On The Dodgems13:55 - The Deaf Neighbour15:30 - My Family Car Stickers16:30 - Uber Nun17:30 - Rabbit Up The Drainpipe18:40 - Cooked Chook In The Wall At Schoolies21:00 - Legs the Concretor22:30 - Birthday Suit24:40 - Emergency Services To The Rescue26:25 - Dementia Patient Popping In For A Cuppa27:56 - Keep Pinging The C*nt29:15 - Kebab Correspondent On The Cruise31:36 - Moreton The Mudcrabs Near Death Experience32:30 - Hiccup's 5 Day Sleep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. Join us for a special edition of talkback to hear from all you weapons about your blur, chrissy and new years related yarns. Enjoy trendsetters!Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to [email protected] wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.