This week, an American Airlines pilot stunned passengers after physically subduing an aggressive traveller who assaulted cabin crew during a chaotic onboard confrontation. He then goes from being a bit of a laugh, to a bit of a joke...
Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.
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YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.
Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here.
Hot off the presses A3 limited edition signature print of the best shoes ever produced is available at lukeheggie.com.
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Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.
Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube
Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.
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