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INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots

Instant Experts
INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots
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  • Instant Experts Ep 40 - DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN! - NYC Elects Mayor With No Experience! (of Sexual Harassment, Bribery)
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Not Since O.J.!: Trump hit by legal shit sandwich as DC Sando-Terrorist walks free in shock loss of Trial of the Millenium - But if the sub don’t hit, you must acquit!How Could NY Elect a 34yo Who Never Molested, Defrauded Anyone?!: Patience, people!Trump ices trade deal with China: “How you like that one, Soy Boy?! Hardman Xi : “Frankly Don, I thought it'd be bigger!Oasis Cowers At The Tower!: The Towering Majesty of Warren Zevon that is!, as Kid Rock releases original new hit, “Wonderwalls of London”Also from the worst week since... actually they're all pretty f*cked atm:Kash Patel’s PJ BJ as he slides into Nashville for All-American booty call - Taxpayers’ dollars finally getting some action from Trump regime!Grieving widow Erika Kirk opens up to VP BJ Vance at conservative fundraiser “Anal for America” - Couch was not amusedUsha Vance has candle in window hoping Erik the Viking dips his wick - Too long has the Second Lady had an icy waistland!Jake from Woodlands brings knife to gunfight, Joy Division Tshirt to Britpop concert!Lady Rebecca declines Acting Chief Justice offer of footlong Hoagie in favour of 6 inch sub with great diction!Doobie Brothers' Michael McDonald responds to Instant Experts' diss of NPR Tiny Desk 'Takin' It To The Streets' performance - "Who??"  Amit Khan to make acting return in Bollywood epic “George W’s Bush” - '12th Man' star Aril Mardarfarkar to play Dick Cheney as 84 y.o. child Henry barely survives '93 Melbourne Cup as Honk misses '25 entirely - And yes there’s a woman to blame!Far Right Nick Fuentes En Fuego in new seg 'Amit Khan of the Week' - Fear not ladies, he was begging for it!Ronald Reagan's corpse declines Treasury Sec Scott Bessent tariff street fight citing pre-agreed Ayahuasca weekend with Henry LeeAndrew Cuomo political aspirations focussed on Hornbag County, VALily Allen ex- David Harbour campaign for Prince Andrew County, VA to focus on 'needs of women and youth' - "I'll take on all comers"Family of late Vice President Dick Cheney requests all mourners shoot best friend in face with buckshot at close range in lieu of flowersIn the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee! (Tucker Carlson still stuck in Nuremberg, 1938) Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior Additional Editing by The Honk except in daylight hoursDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeConfidentiel! Le nouveau password du Musee du Louvre c'est: la vieAmit Khan appears courtesy of Yueet Maiarz, Phil McCavity ManagementListen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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  • Instant Experts Ep 39 - “BRIBED TRUMP? HOW DARE YOU!” says newly crowned Prince Andrew, Duke of Hazzard, House of Arkansas
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons:Australia unleashes world’s smallest controversy as PM backs morbid New Wave over Punk, Glam & anthemic Britpop. No Oasis tix for you sir!Trump admits White House rebuild fail: "Movers lost The Epstein Files!"Lily Allen follow up album "David You're Still a C*nt" out next week!; andOn the Barrier Reef, like in the Marines, no-one gets left behind. Except the sick, the weak and the old! Suck it, Grandma!Also from the week that made Sussan Ley grateful to lead the Liberal Party:Trump pardons Binance CEO Electron McBribeface for 5 billion cryptocoins, a Big Mac and a handjob from PutinOntario trolls Trump by re-animating Reagan: catch his new pic “Knut Rockne, All-Canadian!”Human Jockstrap Pete Hegseth defends killing randos at sea: “I may be a fuckwit, alcoholic and cheat but I prefer to be known as a murderer”House Speaker Mike 'Throbbin' Johnson rules out Trump 3rd term, Congress ever returning to workFBI Director Kash Patel gets laid in Nashville - “That booty so good I couldn’t see crooked!”Virginia 6yo shoots his shot. With a gun. At his teacher. US gun laws just so reasonable!US soybean sales sprout to all-time gweilo hi-lo, 12 out of 10 Xi-by baby! (Translation: zero)Sybil hangs up on Basil for the last time. We place tribute Cup bet on Farty Towels!Lily Allen further new album “They're David's Buttplugs Everyone!” out on c*nt’s birthdayRe-elected 92yo Cameroon President thanks "supporters who’ve been there since the very beginning" and are all now ghostsBrisbane High HSC students order Caesar salad, get Augustus Gloop. Or was that Orange Julius? Alexander the Grape?!And in Instant Experts love news: it’s outta the frying pan into the fire as Melbourne Melissa takes the love from hot tub to hot tent!While the rain in Spain falls mainly on the Acting Chief Justice: as elite equestrienne Lady Rebecca of Centennial Park spurns his advances! Doth she protest too much? Stay tuned for more (un)dressage! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Donald Trump Jr helping Navy find disgusting narco-terrorist Julz 'Da Goood Shiz' Gomez’s missing cokesub)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show right from our homepage: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled, edited by Junior Add. editing: Headcount guy, Coral Expeditions Titles edited by King Charles III while on a rollWhite noise by Sir James DysonJam ya dunny with monster turds? Call Andrew Mountbatten Windsor now!Digital design/social media: Guantanamo Babehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/Listen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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  • Instant Experts Ep 38 - TRUMP, ALBANESE REACH HISTORIC AGREEMENT: “KEVIN RUDD SUCKS!”
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well!Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunno. Vlod, Vlad, it’s all so confusing!”; and “WWE Rare Earth” superstars Neodymium, Dysprosium, Terbium, Samarium dig deep in unmissable tag-team action!Plus so much more of the worst week ever 'til next week:Sen. Elizabeth Warren verbal stumble - "I meant to say 'President C**t', and promise to call him that every day for the rest of his life".Trump defends poo-on-protestors AI video as true event - "I was flying in hour-old 'Huggies', the fuselage just couldn't hold it all so...!"Listener Acting Chief Justice seeks Lady Rebecca “elocution lessons” in his chambers - Objection Your Honour!Prince Andrew thrilled with all the refs in Giuffre book index - 'I'm famous agai-- I mean, I never met this girl OR f*cked Epstein!!"US Navy escalates attacks on fishermen, stockphotos, guys called JuanTrump demands $230m from Trump Administration - Pam Bondi talks him down to $3bn and a BJ. The Art of the Deal!Heggo's Howitzer rains shrapnel on Californians - "I thought we'd hit more of 'em, honestly!”White House loses East Wing before DA even goes to Council - "That's why Tom Homan needed cash in a bag!"Amazon Web Services engineer leaves hot tub to cure world hunger, deliver world peace, restore OnlyFans download speeds to “Frantic”French unveil new Louvre security plan - "Hey where did it go?!"Hakeem Jeffries assassin's lawyer - 'My client meant any ol' n*****!'And in C**t of The Week: the Republican clash we’ve been waiting for - Fraudulent Criminal vs Actual Nazi!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kevin Rudd doing numbers for Trump leadership tilt: "With Julia's backing? I can't lose!")Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior Additional editing by guy who tweaked George Santos' CVWhite House edited by PLO Demolitions of DC (Inc.): "West Wing, East Wing, Middle East Wing, we knock down 'em all f*cking!" (can yooz do cash mate?)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeFor more Valentina Gomez (including all the weapons!):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31SOXo2QlI&feature=youtu.beor https://Listen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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  • Instant Experts Ep 37 - MIDDLE EAST AT PEACE!* (*NO MORE WARS TIL TUESDAY)
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Did Trump do good in Gaza? And if so, was it deliberate? The Honk & Henry Lee analyse Israel / Palestine - incorrectly!When a bee falls in the forest, is it agony or ecstasy? The Aussie Senate reports!Henry Lee in Bali! - ICE notified, Torpedos for 'Drug Boats' diverted his wayAnd in sport, The Honk onscreen at WWE Crown Jewel! Can he escape champ Stephanie Vaquer's thighs? What if he doesn't want to?Also in this week's ep of Australia's 8th worst comedy podcast*: Trump has his bi-monthly annual medical. Diagnosis: c*nt!RFK Jr links circumcision to autism - We link circumcision to RFK Jr! For he is a total c*ckhead...Trump forgets who was President on Jan 6 - But when he finds out...! MIT’s radical leftist emphasis on IQ in breach of Trump affirmative action support for total f*cking idiots.C*nt of The Week hotly contested! - Will it be ICE, ICE, Linda McMahon, some guy pissing on The Vatican, or Prince Andrew for being a totally evil massively lying bee-jizz-gargling paedo? You'll never guess! Instant Experts huge in Nepal - With Everest conquered is Darwin next? Lady Rebecca, lately of Centennial Park, goes deep undercover in Portland - And survives! (posing as pickle-flavoured quadruple IPA)DefSec Pete Hegseth texts all US media new Pentagon press rules, then this hot chick new vid of him jerking it to-- OMFG NOT AGAIN!!!!!Republican Gubernatorial hopeful a no on trans kids, a maybe on monster BBCs in regional airport car park.       And so much more! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Prince Andrew, no recollection of meeting either, much less offering anyone a [REDACTED]).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected]  - note: replies may be delayedProduced, mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional Editing by guy forced to delete all bowel incontinence refs from Trump weekly annual medical reports, Walter Reed Medical, Bethesda, MDDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeDiane Keaton appears courtesy of God*as voted by @notatrollbutalsotaylorswiftsucksnowListen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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  • Instant Experts Ep 36 - Trump Sends Troops into Chicago: "ONLY SHOOT DEMOCRATS, OK?"
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a Warzone!Pam Bondi treats the Constitution like Kristi Noem treats dogs - with a bullet in the brain!US Government shutdown continues! - Except for steroid-addled Masked Childcatchers keeping the streets safe from priests, fry cooks and gardenersAnd in sport, Brisbane Broncos beat the cast of Rent in a thriller! - Wests Tigers sacks Rent director immediatelyAnd so much more of the week critics call "worse than Life Of A Showgirl!":House Speaker Mike “Throbbin’” Johnson throbs through another week without release - of The Epstein Files.Every single Kent resident tunes to Instant Experts - Thanks K*nts for listening!So does Darren in Melbourne from the hot tub - "Melissa don’t know what she’s missing!"Henry defends his missionary zeal for AOC - “I only watch her for the articles!”Trump hits back at dementia claims - “Rainbow! Diapers! I Am The Greatest!”Trump spiritual advisor shocked by jail time for abusing underage girls: “I thought it was official White House policy!”US-China soybean trade up 100% in September - From zero to nil with f*ck-all somewhere in the middle William 'The Refrigerator' Perry: Footballer or Wrestler? - "At least I ain't no cracka-ass ICE Nazi muthaf**ka!"Honk reviews Taylor Swift’s new album - “It’s no Instant Experts that’s for sure”Honk also reviews Guns’n’Roses back catalogue - “All their great songs suck. Everyone’s wrong but me!” [Ed.: what we have here is failure to communicate]Plus it's Donald Trump v Donald Trump for 'C*nt Of The Week!' - Exactly how big a c*nt can one c*nt be?In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kash Patel trapped in giant douche canoe).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled, engineered and edited by Junior Additional editing by guy from White House who crossed out all Pam's answers to Senate Judiciary Committee and replaced with "Eat my sh*tstained ***hole!"Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe.Listen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news - explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk & Henry Lee -- it's the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. The final insult? They're Australian.Listen to us everywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastFollow us onInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsTiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971X: https://x.com/instantexpertsx
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