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  • Instant Experts Ep 42 - Trump's Legal Woes Over Clinton BJ: "I'M ON MY KNEES FACING HUGE SUBPOENAS!"
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Mark Epstein: Trump never blew Clinton - "Certainly not Bill anyway".Epstein discharge petition scrapes through House 218-217, but Transparency Bill 427-1. Who the fuck votes Yes AND No, people?!!!US Def Sec Pete Hegseth defends new 'OPERATION GAYLORD': "It's the first name of the great Major Boner of Fort Dick's, you ignoramuses! He was a hard man!!”Mark Epstein clarifies: Trump never blew *any* Clinton - "Bottomed for one or both of 'em maybe, but that's it." And in sport, Ireland and Scotland qualify for World Cups in football, drinking and hysterical screaming of gibberish! SLAINTE!Plus, from the week Epstein victims are calling 'comparatively delightful':Saudis at White House State Dinner sneak steak home in tiny piecesMrs Khashoggi accidentally kills Prince Mohammed Bin Salman, Trump driving monster truck into Oval Office - "Hey, things happen!" "Profoundly misled" Robert Towne demands "Chinatown" Oscar back from Townsville City Council. Council: “Things happen!”Jersey gets a Guernsey for income not EarnesySwiss gift Trump gold ingot, Rolex; decline kind offer of suckjobTariffs magically reduce and increase US trade deficit, AND  increase and reduce food prices*. (*also Voted Yes, No on Epstein bill)Diplomatic spat sees US Treas. Sec Scott Bessent blame Mexican cows for high beef prices. Mexican cows blame high Scott Bessent!The Ashes are underway and we have 2 Adelaide Test tix to give away, except you have to pay face value and collect in a black Suzuki Vitara.And so much more! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee! (Arnie The Dog a regretful No).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior Incoherent Remix by South Australian Senior of the Year Hosting C*ntsDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeNo-one at Instant Experts is or has ever been a meteorologistMark Epstein reclarifies: "Clintons defs doubleteamed Trump hard but 100% no BJ"  Listen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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  • Instant Experts Ep 41 - US GOVT SHUTDOWN ENDS, EPSTEIN FILES SHUTDOWN CONTINUES!
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Epstein Files release vote goes to Congress: “It’ll be the first bill we’ve read in years!”Trump prepares Epstein defence: “I asked for 18 but Jeff gave me 20% off!”2020 Stolen Election hoaxsters are pardoned: “We just can’t fucking count, ok?”President Thomas Jefferson strongly denies slave mistress/kids slur in brave new memoir “Brown Sugar (How Come You Taste So Good?)”Plus, Democrats enlist Survivor legend Richard Hatch to run against Trump: “We need a man we can trust!”All this and so much more from the worst week ever til next Monday:David Attenborough survives Henry’s murder attempt - “This, viewers, is the all-Australian Idiot...”BBC settles Trump lawsuit by seconding Barcelona listener “Manuel” to White House - We smell a rat!Trump Wine selling like crazy at Coast Guard chandlery - “We get 50 nautical miles to the gallon!”French star Beau Jolais releases 2025 Thanksgiving porno "Top Notes of Cherry” Lily Allen new album surprise hit with middle aged married guys who “just want to change it up a bit”. Except David Harbour!Lawyer Sidney Powell alleges 'clear vote fraud' by jury in trial of new client Jonathan Braun - "drug-dealing, wife-bashing, kid-pushing, synagogue-fighting and nanny-jizzing do not make him a criminal!"WWE's John Cena fights Big Oil, Big Tobacco, Corruption that goes all the way to the top, to finally win Double Bay 40-49yo Contract Bridge cup (partnered w Consultant Emeritus “The Edgecliff Hammer” Dr Maltz)Bollywood superstar Amit Khan battles KISS stickman Eric Carr to be Undisputed AI Intercuntinental Champion! On world-class undercard, noted sexism victim Megyn Kelly gives more than she gotAND, Eva loses “World’s Worst Braun” title to secret grandson Jonathan - On the upside he’ll spend the next 27 months in a bunkerIn the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Rudy Giuliani at Hilton International...squash courts, SA)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], edited and compiled by Junior Additional editing by The Honk, ably assisted by Sergeant Himmler, NSW Police Jewish Community Liaison, Buchenwald Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeAll episodes of Instant Experts proudly mixed at The Resolute Desk, when not being used as a pool tableListen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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  • Instant Experts Ep 40 - DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN! - NYC Elects Mayor With No Experience! (of Sexual Harassment, Bribery)
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Not Since O.J.!: Trump hit by legal shit sandwich as DC Sando-Terrorist walks free in shock loss of Trial of the Millenium - But if the sub don’t hit, you must acquit!How Could NY Elect a 34yo Who Never Molested, Defrauded Anyone?!: Patience, people!Trump ices trade deal with China: “How you like that one, Soy Boy?!”Hardman Xi : “Frankly Don, I thought it'd be bigger!Oasis Cowers At The Tower!: The Towering Majesty of Warren Zevon that is!, as Kid Rock releases original new hit, “Wonderwalls of London”Also from the worst week since... actually they're all pretty f*cked atm:Kash Patel’s PJ BJ as he slides into Nashville for All-American booty call - Taxpayers’ dollars finally getting some action from Trump regime!Grieving widow Erika Kirk opens up to VP BJ Vance at conservative fundraiser “Anal for America” - Couch was not amusedUsha Vance has candle in window hoping Erik the Viking dips his wick - Too long the Second Lady has had an icy waistland!Jake from Woodlands brings knife to gunfight, Joy Division Tshirt to Britpop concert!Lady Rebecca declines Acting Chief Justice offer of footlong Hoagie in favour of 6 inch sub with great diction!Doobie Brothers' Michael McDonald responds to Instant Experts' diss of NPR Tiny Desk 'Takin' It To The Streets' performance - "Who??"  Amit Khan to make acting return in Bollywood epic “George W’s Bush” - '12th Man' star Aril Mardarfarkar to play Dick Cheney as 84 y.o. child Henry barely survives '93 Melbourne Cup as Honk misses '25 entirely - And yes there’s a woman to blame!Far Right Nick Fuentes En Fuego in new seg 'Amit Khan of the Week' - Fear not ladies, he was begging for it!Ronald Reagan's corpse declines Treasury Sec Scott Bessent tariff street fight citing pre-agreed Ayahuasca weekend with Henry LeeAndrew Cuomo political aspirations focussed on Hornbag County, VALily Allen ex- David Harbour campaign for Prince Andrew County, VA to focus on 'needs of women and youth' - "I'll take on all comers"Family of late Vice President Dick Cheney requests that in lieu of flowers all mourners shoot best friend in face with buckshot at close range In the comedy podcast with all the  latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee! (Tucker Carlson still stuck in Nuremberg, 1938) Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior Additional Editing by The Honk. Except in daylight hoursDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeConfidentiel! Le nouveau password du Musee du Louvre c'est: la vieAmit Khan appears courtesy of Yueet Maiarz, Phil McCavity ManagementListen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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  • Instant Experts Ep 39 - “BRIBED TRUMP? HOW DARE YOU!” says newly crowned Prince Andrew, Duke of Hazzard, House of Arkansas
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons:Australia unleashes world’s smallest controversy as PM backs morbid New Wave over Punk, Glam & anthemic Britpop. No Oasis tix for you sir!Trump admits White House rebuild fail: "Movers lost The Epstein Files!"Lily Allen follow up album "David You're Still a C*nt" out next week!; andOn the Barrier Reef, like in the Marines, no-one gets left behind. Except the sick, the weak and the old! Suck it, Grandma!Also from the week that made Sussan Ley grateful to lead the Liberal Party:Trump pardons Binance CEO Electron McBribeface for 5 billion cryptocoins, a Big Mac and a handjob from PutinOntario trolls Trump by re-animating Reagan: catch his new pic “Knut Rockne, All-Canadian!”Human Jockstrap Pete Hegseth defends killing randos at sea: “I may be a fuckwit, alcoholic and cheat but I prefer to be known as a murderer”House Speaker Mike 'Throbbin' Johnson rules out Trump 3rd term, Congress ever returning to workFBI Director Kash Patel gets laid in Nashville - “That booty so good I couldn’t see crooked!”Virginia 6yo shoots his shot. With a gun. At his teacher. US gun laws just so reasonable!US soybean sales sprout to all-time gweilo hi-lo, 12 out of 10 Xi-by baby! (Translation: zero)Sybil hangs up on Basil for the last time. We place tribute Cup bet on Farty Towels!Lily Allen further new album “They're David's Buttplugs Everyone!” out on c*nt’s birthdayRe-elected 92yo Cameroon President thanks "supporters who’ve been there since the very beginning" and are all now ghostsBrisbane High HSC students order Caesar salad, get Augustus Gloop. Or was that Orange Julius? Alexander the Grape?!And in Instant Experts love news: it’s outta the frying pan into the fire as Melbourne Melissa takes the love from hot tub to hot tent!While the rain in Spain falls mainly on the Acting Chief Justice: as elite equestrienne Lady Rebecca of Centennial Park spurns his advances! Doth she protest too much? Stay tuned for more (un)dressage! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Donald Trump Jr helping Navy find disgusting narco-terrorist Julz 'Da Goood Shiz' Gomez’s missing cokesub)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show right from our homepage: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled, edited by Junior Add. editing: Headcount guy, Coral Expeditions Titles edited by King Charles III while on a rollWhite noise by Sir James DysonJam ya dunny with monster turds? Call Andrew Mountbatten Windsor now!Digital design/social media: Guantanamo Babehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/Listen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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  • Instant Experts Ep 38 - TRUMP, ALBANESE REACH HISTORIC AGREEMENT: “KEVIN RUDD SUCKS!”
    Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well!Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunno. Vlod, Vlad, it’s all so confusing!”; and “WWE Rare Earth” superstars Neodymium, Dysprosium, Terbium, Samarium dig deep in unmissable tag-team action!Plus so much more of the worst week ever 'til next week:Sen. Elizabeth Warren verbal stumble - "I meant to say 'President C**t', and promise to call him that every day for the rest of his life".Trump defends poo-on-protestors AI video as true event - "I was flying in hour-old 'Huggies', the fuselage just couldn't hold it all so...!"Listener Acting Chief Justice seeks Lady Rebecca “elocution lessons” in his chambers - Objection Your Honour!Prince Andrew thrilled with all the refs in Giuffre book index - 'I'm famous agai-- I mean, I never met this girl OR f*cked Epstein!!"US Navy escalates attacks on fishermen, stockphotos, guys called JuanTrump demands $230m from Trump Administration - Pam Bondi talks him down to $3bn and a BJ. The Art of the Deal!Heggo's Howitzer rains shrapnel on Californians - "I thought we'd hit more of 'em, honestly!”White House loses East Wing before DA even goes to Council - "That's why Tom Homan needed cash in a bag!"Amazon Web Services engineer leaves hot tub to cure world hunger, deliver world peace, restore OnlyFans download speeds to “Frantic”French unveil new Louvre security plan - "Hey where did it go?!"Hakeem Jeffries assassin's lawyer - 'My client meant any ol' n*****!'And in C**t of The Week: the Republican clash we’ve been waiting for - Fraudulent Criminal vs Actual Nazi!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kevin Rudd doing numbers for Trump leadership tilt: "With Julia's backing? I can't lose!")Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior Additional editing by guy who tweaked George Santos' CVWhite House edited by PLO Demolitions of DC (Inc.): "West Wing, East Wing, Middle East Wing, we knock down 'em all f*cking!" (can yooz do cash mate?)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeFor more Valentina Gomez (including all the weapons!):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31SOXo2QlI&feature=youtu.beor https://Listen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news - explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk & Henry Lee -- it's the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. The final insult? They're Australian.Listen to us everywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastFollow us onInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsTiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971X: https://x.com/instantexpertsx
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