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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by one of England’s toughest ever players… Terry Butcher.

From THAT iconic blood-soaked shirt to facing Diego Maradona at the height of his powers, Terry takes us right inside the chaos, passion, and brutality of football in the 80s and 90s.

The lads dive deep into Italia 90, the legendary England dressing room, Gazza stories, Bobby Robson’s management style, and why Terry believes modern football has “gone soft”. There’s also incredible insight into what it actually felt like playing against Maradona during the infamous Hand of God match in 1986 — including what happened when Terry confronted him afterwards.

Away from football, Terry opens up emotionally about his son Christopher, his battle with PTSD after serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the powerful ITV documentary Invisible Wounds. It’s one of the most honest and moving conversations we’ve ever had on the podcast.

Plus: shirt-swapping disasters, Escape To Victory, Dwight Yorke in Australia, and why footballers should stop pulling their socks down.

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00:00 - Eurovision chat and Wembley FA Cup stories
02:04 - Chris and Sids wind Pete up about Wembley
03:55 - John Terry sends Pete a Ruud Gullit surprise video
05:26 - Terry Butcher joins the podcast
06:25 - Inside the legendary Italia 90 England camp
08:03 - Why England never expected to win Italia 90
09:24 - England training sessions were “harder than matches”
11:28 - Terry explains his mentality playing for England
13:23 - “The game’s gone soft” starts here
14:00 - The full story behind the bloodied shirt
15:34 - Why Terry refused to come off injured
17:28 - “Every header felt like a squelch”
18:20 - Terry reacts to fans dressing up as him
19:47 - Life at Rangers and Old Firm madness
22:46 - Terry relives the Hand of God match
24:21 - Hearing England scream “HANDBALL!” at Maradona
25:30 - Terry confronted Maradona after the game
26:40 - Was Maradona the greatest ever?
28:11 - What made Bobby Robson special
29:34 - Terry’s issues with modern footballers
30:40 - Can England finally win another World Cup?
31:33 - Finding out England call-ups on Ceefax
32:10 - Why Terry hates energy gels on the pitch
33:04 - Terry opens up about his son Christopher
35:13 - PTSD, grief, and the struggles veterans face
37:19 - How “Combat 2 Coffee” helps veterans talk
40:29 - Terry speaks honestly about grief and crying
42:38 - Listener questions begin
42:59 - Why Terry turned down Escape To Victory
44:11 - The only Argentina shirt Terry ever kept
44:41 - John Terry’s question: best centre-back partner?
46:04 - Managing Sydney FC and Dwight Yorke stories
48:07 - Highland derby chaos with Derek Adams
50:28 - Terry explains what wearing the England shirt means
51:04 - Terry’s final rant about modern football
51:47 - The lads reflect on Terry’s emotional interview
54:20 - End of Terry segment / football roundup begins
01:02:43 - Why FA Cup managers should wear suits again
01:06:10 - Listener story about referees and fancy dress
01:12:00 - Paddy Power predictions
01:28:11 - End

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FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, Les Ferdinand looks back on the surprise move to Turkey that completely transformed his career.

After struggling with injuries and self-doubt following his move from non-league football to QPR, Les explains how a loan spell at Besiktas changed his mentality forever.

The former England striker opens up on dealing with imposter syndrome, adapting to life in Turkey, and the pressure of suddenly playing in front of packed stadiums after coming from reserve football.

Les also reveals the incredible story behind scoring over 20 goals in Turkey, how the experience gave him the confidence to believe he belonged at the top level, and the bizarre moment the Turkish Prime Minister reportedly tried to help keep him at the club permanently by writing a letter to Margaret Thatcher!

If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/AZzBk2lPovg?si=9XtpMNguwcQC3-GA

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive headfirst into one of the wildest Listener Mail episodes yet — and absolutely nothing is off limits. From pink eye, polyps and footballers wearing makeup on live TV… to whether finishing SECOND deserves an open-top bus parade, the lads somehow manage to cover it all.

There’s chaos as the boys debate if modern football has officially gone soft, including refs with trendy haircuts, xG nerds, shirt-off celebrations, and whether heading could eventually disappear from the game entirely. Plus, a listener’s all-time “Games Gone” rant sparks one of the funniest football debates they’ve had in ages.

Elsewhere, Pete reveals his secret childhood career working in his grandad’s butcher shop, the Wealdstone Raider officially dumps Chris for Crouchy, and there’s an unbelievable story involving someone legally named after the entire 1979 Liverpool team.

The lads also react to bizarre old-school footballer tweets, discuss marathon punishments for the Football League, rank Aussie icons in a “Down Under Vanarama,” and preview the FA Cup Final with the help of Chris’ wife Ria — who might actually be better at predictions than all three of them combined.

It’s listener mail at its absolute finest: ridiculous football chat, nostalgia, complete nonsense, and plenty of classic pod chaos.

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00:00 - Intro, makeup chat & Chris’ pink eye reveal
03:15 - Polyps, bllocks & why the lads do this to themselves
04:27 - Fans listening to the pod on the London Underground
05:12 - Shin pad injury update & the listener who got slashed
06:02 - Does SECOND place deserve an open-top bus parade?
07:18 - Playoff winners vs automatic promotion debate
08:50 - The Wealdstone Raider officially dumps Chris
10:22 - Will the Wealdstone Raider come on the podcast?
11:45 - Sponsored Segment with England
15:52 - Download the England app!
19:01 - Listener Mail officially begins
19:21 - The unbelievable football shirt sent from Vanuatu
20:48 - The lads decide to give the shirt away
21:24 - Aussie caravans & the “Down Under Vanarama”
25:31 - Steve Irwin, Alf Stewart & Toadfish in a Vanarama
26:51 - Sids loses it at “Beanpole, Fire Pbes and One Ball”
27:18 - Serious chat about checking yourself & men’s health
29:31 - A listener legally named after Liverpool’s 1979 team
30:43 - Charlie Otway’s insane full name explained
31:58 - Marathon punishment ideas for the Football League
34:58 - The funniest accidental footballer tweets ever
36:44 - “Games Gone” mega-rant begins
37:11 - Referees with trendy haircuts debate
37:29 - xG, “big chances” & football nerd culture
38:19 - Shirt-off celebrations & VAR frustrations
39:00 - Why clubs keep buying young foreign players
39:20 - Is football removing physical contact from the game?
40:23 - Players showing personality vs media backlash
42:49 - Football League table update & Ria’s prediction success
45:24 - FA Cup Final preview: Chelsea vs Manchester City
47:42 - Paddy Power’s Minister of Mischief returns
49:32 - Has Chris replaced the listeners with his wife?
50:53 - Ria gives her FA Cup predictions
52:28 - The lads react to Ria outperforming them
54:30 - Why the FA Cup Final morning feels special
57:00 - Predictions: Man United vs Forest & Newcastle vs West Ham
58:37 - Paddy’s Boost selections
01:01:18 - Outro
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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Joe Cole joins the lads to reflect on the ruthless standards set by Jose Mourinho during Chelsea’s glory years, including the brutal lesson he learned after facing Ronaldinho and Barcelona at the Nou Camp.

Joe opens up on Mourinho’s obsession with tactical discipline, the fear factor inside the dressing room, and the savage man-management techniques that kept Chelsea’s squad on edge.

The former England international also shares hilarious stories from his first ever England call-up at just 18 years old, including meeting legends like David Beckham, Paul Scholes and Tony Adams, as well as witnessing Kevin Keegan resign after England’s defeat to Germany at the old Wembley.

Elsewhere, Joe breaks down one of football’s most painful and underappreciated jobs — being the designated “charger” in the wall — and why taking a free-kick to the face was sometimes the easy option.

If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/jBJh3GjgFUE

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On this week’s 401st episode special of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris celebrate hitting an unbelievable milestone… by completely losing control of the show.

First up is Portsmouth legend and cult hero Kit Man Kev, who delivers an all-time segment. From washing players’ kits for cash, to lifting sofas over balconies, to wild dressing room stories and boxing sessions with players — Kev gives a brutally honest take on how football has changed, why “the game’s gone,” and what modern players are missing.

Next in is Nortei Nortey, where the lads are immediately apologetic for a previous episode’s “funny name” antics… Nortei brings a different footballing perspective with stories from his career, connections to the lads, and a look into Dagenham & Redbridge’s recent takeover.

Then things take another left turn as Felix White (The Maccabees) joins — blending football, music, and podcasting worlds. There’s talk of FA Cup obsession, crossover culture, and even a cheeky callback to Crouchy previously slagging off his podcast… before Felix quite literally plays the episode out with a fantastic live musical moment.

No script, no structure — just three surprise guests, unbelievable stories, and a 401st episode special that proves sometimes the best episodes are the ones where nobody knows what’s coming next.

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00:00 - Intro & 401 episode milestone explained
03:00 - Reflecting on podcast origins & early days
04:00 - The “Peteroni” glass reveal (long pint glass)
05:00 - First pour attempt goes horribly wrong
06:30 - Cheers to 401!
07:30 - Classic podcast memories & catchphrases
08:30 - Story: Crouch getting recognised post-retirement
09:30 - Glass-making video & behind-the-scenes reaction
11:30 - Attempting to “split the P”
13:00 - Format reveal: mystery guests with blindfolds
14:00 - Old VHS footage introduced
14:30 - Young Crouchy’s Chelsea interview clip reaction
15:30 - Ball boy footage & early career nostalgia
16:50 - Transition to first mystery guest
18:30 - Blindfold guessing begins
20:30 - Kev revealed: “heartbeat of Portsmouth”
23:00 - Early Crouch days: living alone & being looked after
24:30 - Sofa lifting through balcony story
26:00 - Kev’s backstory
30:30 - Stories about legendary players
32:30 - Dressing room fights & boxing stories
37:00 - “Game’s gone” discussion begins
38:30 - Modern football vs old-school mentality
40:00 - Smoking, culture & changes in football
41:30 - Tribute to Portsmouth fans & emotional goodbye
43:30 - Kev leaves & reaction from the lads
44:30 - Second guest teased
46:00 - Clues: football links, connections to hosts
48:00 - Identity slowly pieced together
49:00 - Nortei Nortey revealed
50:00 - Football journey & connections discussion
51:30 - Talking career paths & recent football experiences
53:00 - Banter about mutual links & teams
54:30 - Short but lively segment wraps up
55:30 - Third guest teased (non-football world hints)
56:00 - Clues: podcast, music, crossover with sport
57:45 - Big clue: FA Cup book reference
58:10 - Felix White revealed (The Maccabees)
01:05:00 - Felix White segment continues: football + music crossover chat
01:07:00 - Podcast banter & shared industry stories
01:08:30 - Felix reflects on football culture & storytelling
01:09:00 - Felix plays live music / plays the episode out 🎶
01:10:20 - Reactions to the performance & wrap-up with Felix
01:11:10 - Transition into Paddy Power segment
01:12:00 - “Wives Called” segment introduced
01:24:30 - Final laughs & wrapping the segment
01:28:11 - End of episode

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