Dan Does Footy

Mid-Week madness as we unpack the biggest non-story in football, ‘Scissor Lift Gate’. Plus, where have all the red footy's gone? Joey has a theory on why the league has been playing with only yellow footy's this year.
We then get stuck into our Round 2 Preview, breaking down all the games ahead of this weekend.

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The official Round 1 is in the books and its time to over react. North and Melbourne have become fun and dangerous in the off season while St Kilda have million dollar problems. Our Jameson 'Smooth Move Of The Week' came from the party at the loudhouse on Sunday.

Football s back and it's awesome!
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We had a ugly ugly night last night at the Loud House.

But we got the four points... and saved Poppy's future.

We dissect it all with Doc + Xander McGuire joining us for a Feel Good Friday episode. So much to unpack with a massive week in the footy media.

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We gear up for the start of Round 1 with plenty on the line from the very first bounce on Thursday night. We preview the full weekend of footy ahead and cover all the big news stories heading into the opening round.
See you RRRRATS this Thursday at the Corner Hotel for a few beers and a few 5–7s.

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Start off by saying, i love you football and i'm so glad to have you back.

We review all the games from a big opening week to start the 2026 season, so much to go through including the headlines we made over the weekend.

Plus we caught up with Valtteri Bottas during the F1 thanks to La Roche-Posay.
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