Proper True Yarn

From knocking himself out on a 450 trying to flip, to crane failures, bike dramas and finally stomping not one but two dirt backflips at Franklin Farm, Jack breaks down overcoming fear, curveballs and sending it anyway.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack Jensen relives his brutal 2022 moto crash near Taupō - clipping a hidden pine at full speed, blowing his big toe off the bone, and enduring a 10-hour rescue through deep forest with no service, codeine, ketamine, a chopper evac and 50 strangers crowd-surfing him over a fence. He breaks down the surgeries, losing half a toe, wild leech therapy, Eastern medicine, wheelchair life, rehab, and the mindset that got him back on his feet. Proper chaos, proper resilience, proper true yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Proper True Yarn, the listener call-ins are absolutely unhinged.We hear yarns about rough childhood discipline, rogue jokes that go nowhere, a snow igloo built… then stolen for clout, and one of the best bush poems we’ve ever had — The Beef Road Yeti — brutally cut off mid-legend.🔥 In this episode:Granddad, belts, and growing up toughCooked jokes from the coastFake-it-till-you-make-it snow anticsA spine-tingling Yeti poem that needs a Part 2Tins, tall tales, and peak Aussie chaosPlus, we crown Yarn of the Month, thanks to Our Cow, with up to $250 worth of grass-fed Aussie beef on the line.Raw. Real. Not advice.🎙️ Listener yarns 🇦🇺 Proper Aussie stories ⚠️ Bad decisions encouragedGood choices are boring. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordy jumps into the Proper True Yarn guest questions hot seat - from shaving the balls and losing his virginity in a caravan under a Bible, to wild mushroom-fuelled party domes, street dust-ups and billion-dollar fishing dreams. Plus, why he’d own a colony of gannets to find tuna and invites listeners out for a yarn and a fish if they’re battling upstairs.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordy shares school-camp carnage with teacher-turned-radio-host Jay Reeves sending kids into heavy surf on an IRB, a touch-footy tackle that ended in a hip replacement, and childhood antics digging a car-swallowing trap on the family beach track.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.