Get ready for another round of hearty laughs and rollicking tales in Episode 1 - Part 5 of the "Proper True Yarn" podcast! 🎙️ Join TJ Hanly as he shares side-splitting yarns, including one about his mate Athol Prince's hilarious dining mishap—a barramundi order gone terribly wrong!Listen in as TJ recounts how his friend Princey got banned from the Boulia pub and then bought Dejarra Pub to create his own drinking oasis, complete with a delivery of XXXX Gold that left the locals stunned.Prepare for stitches as TJ describes the unforgettable time he had to clean a septic tank when a fellow worker refused. Then, he takes you back in time to share a brilliant story about his father's clever ploy to diversify the flavors of jam for the ringers on the station.You won't stop laughing as TJ narrates a comical run-in with a cop at a stop sign, revealing the hilarious twist that follows.But the laughter doesn't end there! TJ dives into a yarn his father told him over 60 years ago about an outback character named Boyakka, whose encounter with traffic lights in Brisbane leaves you in stitches.To cap off this fantastic episode, TJ unveils another facet of the legendary Black Water Yeti story. Tune in for more outback humor and unforgettable moments! 🤣#ProperTrueYarn #OutbackLaughs #HilariousYarns #UnbelievableTales #PodcastEpisodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 5 - Part 7 of the "Proper True Yarn" podcast, Bubba Tilley introduces us to the true Queen of Charleville, none other than Rude Jude! The owner of a bait, tackle, and dildo store, Jude is a legendary figure who has shared her fair share of misadventures with Bubba.Bubba regales us with tales of the mischief he and Jude would get into back in the day, setting the stage for a yarn about the chaos Jude likely caused while attending the Gold Logie Awards in Australia 2023. Jude's encounters on the red carpet, including a run-in with Sophie Monk, make for some uproarious storytelling.The episode takes an interactive turn as the boys listen to stories from their listeners. One story involves an eccentric lady disrupting a man's lawn mowing session during her morning grass nap, while another listener shares a wild State of Origin yarn. Uppy calls in to recount the time he convinced a lady that he was a bee brander, adding a humorous twist to the conversation.Bubba reveals why he prefers not to disclose his profession as a jockey, instead opting for colorful tales of being on the dole or cutting oranges for the Broncos. Knuckles chimes in with a yarn about telling people he's a "shooer," a hilarious anecdote that will leave you in stitches. The laughter continues as Knuckles shares a list of his best fabricated job titles.Bubba shifts gears with a tale about a mate's brother attempting to steal a penguin from Seaworld on the Gold Coast, a story that defies belief. Finally, Bubba wraps up the episode by answering guest questions, leaving listeners in stitches with his signature wit and humor.Don't miss this uproarious episode filled with legendary characters, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments!#propertrueyarn#comedypodcast#Australia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 5 - Part 6 of the "Proper True Yarn" podcast, Bubba Tilley takes us on yet another wild journey through his life, filled with hilarious and unforgettable stories.Bubba kicks off this installment with a yarn about catching up with mates in Queen Street Mall before their 6-week union in America. While at Jimmy's on The Mall, a car alarm suddenly blares, and Bubba turns to see a white Ranger with the number plate "tilley" on it. He grabs his keys, unlocks the car, and his mates burst into laughter at the perfectly timed prank.Next up, Bubba shares a tale about his jockey friend Timmy Bell and their golfing adventures. Timmy's signature move involved lying on his back, hanging onto the golf cart while someone surfed on him and poured a beer into his mouth.The laughter continues with Bubba's golf escapades in Virginia, where he used an Air Horn to startle fellow golfers and even chased them with a stock whip, all in good fun.But the yarns keep coming as Bubba recalls an encounter with a punter who accused him of pulling a horse back from a win. Despite running into the same bloke again, the accusations persisted until Bubba turned the tables by exposing the punter's milk bottle scandal.Knuckles jumps in with his own story, recounting the unexpected victory of a 26-to-1 horse race winner and a memorable tip from the trainer. The punchline to this tale is a twist you won't see coming.The episode concludes with a sidesplitting yarn about Bubba having a few drinks at the Coroni's pub, where he encounters the publican's daughter claiming to be the Queen of Charleville. The story unfolds hilariously, leading to Bubba's incredible racing success the next day.Don't miss this uproarious episode filled with laughter, pranks, and unbelievable tales that only Bubba Tilley can deliver!#propertrueyarn#jockey#pranks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 5 - Part 5 of the "Proper True Yarn" podcast, Bubba Tilley unfolds a yarn so wild it almost led to divorce! Two years ago, during a golf trip to Hamilton Island, Bubba's father-in-law purchased a horse named Flop Turn River. On that very day, Bubba took a ride on another horse, but things took a disastrous turn when the horse threw its head back, breaking Bubba's hand. Despite his pleas, his wife didn't believe him until a hospital visit revealed his shattered hand needed surgery and a cast.Enter Bubba's mate Kurt Kapewell, who suggested they attend the horse race featuring Bubba's father-in-law's horse. In the six weeks Bubba was sidelined from racing, he embarked on a wild bender with his mates, ordering an extravagant array of cocktails at Portside. His intoxicated state led to a heated argument with his wife, resulting in her telling him not to come home if he was that drunk.So, what did Bubba do? He and his mates decided to book spontaneous tickets to Phuket, Thailand, while still inebriated. However, upon arriving at the airport, Bubba was so drunk that security prevented him from boarding the flight, all on a Sunday afternoon!The yarn takes a hilarious turn as Bubba and Knuckles delve into stories about accidents of another kind, sharing their experiences of "accidents" in public places. Knuckles recalls an incident in the streets of Thailand, while Bubba shares his own mishap driving through Toowoomba.But that's not all—Knuckles shares a memorable tale from his mining days involving a co-worker named Eddie, whose dedication to a game of darts took an unexpected and messy turn.The conversation then turns to polocrosse adventures while intoxicated, leading to some of the best games of Bubba's life. Bubba caps it off with a hilarious story from Jake Kapewell's 18th birthday party, where beers turned into rums and rums turned into a WWE-style spectacle, complete with a naked sprint through the bar.Don't miss this uproarious episode of "Proper True Yarn" filled with laughter, outrageous escapades, and unforgettable tales!#propertrueyarn#jockey#hangover Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for another incredible installment in Episode 5 of the "Proper True Yarn" podcast as we continue our captivating conversation with Bubba Tilley, the Australian Jockey with an arsenal of unbelievable stories! In Part 4 of this epic four-part episode, Bubba takes us on a whirlwind journey through some of the most unexpected and unforgettable adventures.🎙️ Episode Highlights:Prepare to be amazed as Bubba shares wild tales of his cousins indulging in hash cookies in the heart of central Australia, resulting in surreal encounters with a tin man and an elephant crossing the road in the middle of nowhere.💑 From School Secrets to Unexpected Connections:Laugh along with Bubba as he narrates the entertaining stories of his mates who had romantic escapades with their school teachers, and how one of them ended up dating a teacher's daughter years later.👞 Jockey Misadventures:Experience the hilarity as Bubba recounts the misadventures of his jockey mate who tried to come to the rescue of backpackers but ended up slipping on the floor due to his RM Williams boots.🕺 Dancing on Tables:Discover the vibrant atmosphere of the Woolshed in Cairns as Bubba describes the unforgettable moments of dancing on tables and the lively encounters that ensued.🏏 A Chance Meeting with Chris Lynn:Bubba takes us back to the day he met a man driving a Lamborghini who claimed to be a cricketer. Little did he know that he was in the presence of none other than Chris Lynn. This unexpected encounter led to free cricket tickets and a surprising twist during the game.🍾 A Bet and a Bottle:Learn how Bubba made a bet with Chris Lynn, wagering the largest 6-liter Grey Goose bottle if Chris didn't win the Birdsville races. Find out how this bet turned into a memorable adventure.Don't miss the exhilarating Part 4 of Bubba Tilley's incredible journey, where the unbelievable, the comical, and the unpredictable collide.#propertrueyarn#jockey#comedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.