The Listies Make U LOLcast

Merry Yay Yay, everyone! 🎄✨ It's Nan here, wishing you, and literally everyone you have ever met, a very merry YAYmas 🎅🎉 At this time of year, it's important not to focus on presents, but on the people you love! AND what better present for the people you love than a HOOF SPA™ 🐄🦶💦??? Loved by camels and cousins from the deserts of Dubai to Donut Kings of Dunedoo. This week's podcat has coughed up a furball filled with: A list of everyone who's on the nawty list and who's on the nice list (fingers crossed) A preview of this summer's boopiest new movie 🎬🍿 Some truly excellent sponsor ideas from you, the Listeroonis 🧠📢 And Rich reading a very special Christmas poem 📜🎶 I couldn't be there for the recording be-claus I was at the North Pole with my good friend Nick ❄️🎅 Thank you for listening and for sending us your letters 💌📬 May your stockings be full and your pavlovas be covered in bum fruits 🍑🎂 Aloha! 🌺 Nan (and Rich and Matt) 👵🎤🎧 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪 It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️ I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️ This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring: 🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)! 🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.) 🎬 Sponsor Time! — Blaise (10) brings us Dis Knee — the streaming service dedicated to knees! Featuring classics like Toe-zen, Finding Knee-mo, and Charlie and the Toenail Factory. 👣 🦥 Corrections this ep will be read by a very special guest, Sammy the Sloth.  📜 Rich's Poetry Corner — with has just gotten a whole bunch of new spams - oops I mean fans. Oh, and a quick side hustle update: 🐫🦶 To everyone whose camel still needs a Hoof Spa — there are plenty still available! 👅 Aloha, Nan 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello down there! 👋🐕🧗‍♀️ It's Nan here, writing from the top of the new climbing wall I built inside the dog-wash trailer slash podcast studio. 🚿🎙️ I can't come down to push the buttons this week, so Matt will have to. SOZ! In this Pod-Cow: 🪨 Einstein drops by to explain what's going on with Matt's pet rocks, Pooglet and Twoglet 👁️👁️ (It's all relative, apparently.) 😂 A Kids' Jokes LOL-a-thon! starring jokes sent in by you Listeroonis! (Email yours to [email protected] 📧) 👀 Matt and Rich play "I Spy" in a Classic Episode of Our Lives — it's dramatic, emotional, and best of all, full of snacks. 🛋️ And finally, grab a throw cushion and join us in Rich's Poetry Corner. Trust me, you'll need that pillow 😉 So hold onto your harness — this episode's a real cliff-hanger! Aloha, Nan 👁️👋 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)  

Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮 It's Nan here and I'm happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️. Why has it taken so long to make a new episode? 🤔 Was it because we've been busy on tour? Nope. 🥞 Something to do with pancakes? Don't think so... 🐒 Did a monkey steal our gear to start a podcast about ba-nay-nas? No, but I'd subscribe 🍌 It's definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧. In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like: 🖼️ Matt organising a trip to a "gallery" with no pictures… just something much smellier 📩 A bumper crop of sponsor suggestions from you lot. 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner getting a new fan — and not the kind that spins on the ceiling. Hope you enjoy, and if you know any camels with sore feet 🐪🦶, send them my way. Aloha, Nan  🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee  🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di 

🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺 Hello Listerooni! It's Nan here. I'm tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I'd give you the gruesome details, but let's just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢 ANYWAY. This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Ancient Egypt 🧺🕳️🏺. They uncover the mystery of what the time machine gets up to when it's not time machining... ...and also possibly knock the nose off the Sphinx. (SORRY HISTORY!) 👃💥 BUT... some sad news: 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner has been cancelled due to legal reasons. Our lawyer, CatGPT 🐱⚖️ (who definitely doesn't take sides and was not bribed with whiskers by Matt) storms the poddie mid-verse. What a shame. WAAAAH/YAY. On the plus side: 🦶 I now have my very own range of FOOT SPAS!  (Note: not suitable for robots. Or feet.) As always: 📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast! Aloha, Nan 👋😎 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 www.thelisties.com ☕ SUPPORT THE SHOW → www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties 🛒 BUY MERCH → www.thelisties.com/aldi 📩 EMAIL US → [email protected]