The Listies Make U LOLcast

_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 standard-markdown"> Hello Listeroonis! 🍑
Nan here! I just woke up to find that Rich and Matt have recorded a FUN SIZED EP of The LOLCAT.
Listen along to hear them dig into their Fan Mail/Spam Mail folder which may or may not contain photos of fruits and vegetables that look like bums. 🫑 There are some ripper sponsor suggestions from y'all, PLUS Matt's been getting mysterious emails from a robber explaining why things keep disappearing from the fridge. The yoghurt is gone, people. GONE. 🕵️ IT'S A REALLY WHO DUNNIT.
Don't forget to send YOUR jokes, drawings, complaints and suspicious vegetable photos to [email protected]
Oh come see The Listies Make You LOL at Melbourne Comedy Festival from April 4th! Get your tickets before someone scalps them all! 🎪
Aloha Nan x 🐕🚐💨
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Hello Listerooni! 🎧
It's Nan here — this month was Febfast so I've been doing everything fast ⚡ I hardly have time to type this before I zip off!
This episode I left Fudgie the Budgie 🐦 in charge of the podcast recording studio/dog washing trailer because literally — what could go wrong?
If you listen to this podcat (which I recommend you do if you like the Listies) you will hear Rich and Matt go to the beach 🏖 and get busted by the Beach Cop for dissing sand (harsh but fair).
We hear a bunch of reader emails, jokes 😂 and poems along with a very high brow segment called The Bum Parade 🍑 Please be aware that unfortunately Rich's Poetry Corner has NOT been cancelled, which we are sure you agree is a massive shame.
Anyway I have to go — I have an appointment with my new best friend Spicy Margs 🍹
As always: 📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits. You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast!
Aloha, Nan 👋😎
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Happy New Year, Listerooni! 🎉✨🎊
It's Nan here. Welcome to the year 2000*. Congratulations on surviving the millennium bug AND Y2K. KIDS you don't know what that is, ask your great-grandparents. 🐛💻 
In the bowels of this podcastle you will find:
The boys aka Greg and Different Greg(I think I'm getting those names right?) make new year's resolutions. Let's see how long they last. 
An exciting Episode of Our Lives where Rich unboxes and plays EVERYONE'S FAVE board game called, Potato Empire 2 🥔👑🎲
And another eyelash curlingly exciting edition of Richard's Poetry Corner. 📜✨☀️🏖️
See you then, Listeroonis! 💖
Aloha,
Nan xoxo
*year may vary depending on timezone.

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Merry Yay Yay, everyone! 🎄✨
It's Nan here, wishing you, and literally everyone you have ever met, a very merry YAYmas 🎅🎉
At this time of year, it's important not to focus on presents, but on the people you love! AND what better present for the people you love than a HOOF SPA™ 🐄🦶💦??? Loved by camels and cousins from the deserts of Dubai to Donut Kings of Dunedoo.
This week's podcat has coughed up a furball filled with:
A list of everyone who's on the nawty list and who's on the nice list (fingers crossed)
A preview of this summer's boopiest new movie 🎬🍿

Some truly excellent sponsor ideas from you, the Listeroonis 🧠📢

And Rich reading a very special Christmas poem 📜🎶

I couldn't be there for the recording be-claus I was at the North Pole with my good friend Nick ❄️🎅
Thank you for listening and for sending us your letters 💌📬 May your stockings be full and your pavlovas be covered in bum fruits 🍑🎂
Aloha! 🌺 Nan (and Rich and Matt) 👵🎤🎧
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Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪
It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️
I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️
This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring:
🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)!
🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.)
🎬 Sponsor Time! — Blaise (10) brings us Dis Knee — the streaming service dedicated to knees! Featuring classics like Toe-zen, Finding Knee-mo, and Charlie and the Toenail Factory. 👣
🦥 Corrections this ep will be read by a very special guest, Sammy the Sloth. 
📜 Rich's Poetry Corner — with has just gotten a whole bunch of new spams - oops I mean fans.
Oh, and a quick side hustle update: 🐫🦶
To everyone whose camel still needs a Hoof Spa — there are plenty still available!
👅
Aloha,
Nan
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