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  • The Offensive

    Introducing... BOOM Season Two | Out now

    10/07/2023 | 1 mins.
    The creators of The Offensive are back with Season Two of their groundbreaking audio drama, BOOM.

    The first two episodes are out now, with new episodes released every Monday.

    Search 'BOOM' in your podcast app and subscribe. And if you want to get the whole series straightaway, for the first time ever you can purchase all six episodes ad-free for £6.99 with Acast+ here.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Offensive

    Bonus: Episode 189 - Thanks for Listening

    29/05/2023 | 42 mins.
    Behind the scenes for The Offensive finale.

    patreon.com/ashwoodcity
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  • The Offensive

    Episode 188 - The Final Finale: Part 2

    29/05/2023 | 41 mins.
    The fate of the club and its staff hang in the balance as 5 years of mismanagement and greed come home to roost.

    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

    John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
    Joel Emery as Dan Watson
    Matthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie

    Additional Voices:
    Natalie Green
    Joel Emery
    Adam Jarrell

    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery

    Edited by:
    Adam Jarrell

    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery

    With thanks to:
    The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
    www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

    Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Offensive

    Episode 187 - The Final Finale: Part 1

    22/05/2023 | 25 mins.
    Having been relegated from the Premier League, the season's proceedings come to a close. Including an outstanding Court of Appeal appearance for Sir Patrick Nolan and Ashwood City FC.

    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
    Matthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie

    Additional Voices:
    Harry Attwell
    Lauren Ingram
    Karim Kronfli
    George Still

    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery

    Edited by:
    Adam Jarrell

    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery

    With thanks to:
    The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
    www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

    Listener discretion is advised.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Episode 186 - Full Time

    15/05/2023 | 35 mins.
    Matchday 38 and just 90 minutes of football remain in the 2022/23 Premier League season as Ashwood City throw everything at survival.

    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
    John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
    Joel Emery as Dan Watson

    As themselves:
    Peter Drury
    Gary Lineker
    Alan Shearer
    Micah Richards
    Jules Breach
    Kate Mason
    Danny Jamieson

    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery

    Edited by:
    Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery

    With thanks to:
    The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
    www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

    Listener discretion is advised.

    The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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About The Offensive

An award-winning, critically acclaimed mockumentary podcast that follows fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC.'The Thick of it meets Fifa career mode - a must listen for football fans' - The Guardian'Ultra-sharp satire' - GQThis podcast is a serial, begin at Episode 1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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