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No Utes In The Valet

Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith
No Utes In The Valet
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  • No Utes In The Valet

    The ‘Chic’ Trend & Our Ultimate Icks

    06/09/2026 | 7 mins.
    In this mini-episode, Elliot and Issie are joined by Lucy to dive into a lively debate on icks, dealbreakers, and a few backstage secrets. The trio breaks down the definition of an "ick," tackles egg farming, answers burning listener questions about the 2026 Logies, and wraps up with an official footy finals premiership prediction.
    Follow No Utes in the Valet for more conversations covering AFL, sport, fashion, celebrity news, pop culture and the wonderfully unlikely friendship between Norm Smith medallist Isaac Smith and celebrity stylist Elliot Garnaut.
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    Dad Jokes & Surprisingly Deep Advice | presented by Tommy Hilfiger

    30/08/2026 | 24 mins.
    This week, the boys are celebrating Father’s Day by turning the spotlight on the men who made them who they are today - their dads.
    Isaac and Elliot open up about growing up with very different dads, the values, quirks and sayings they've inherited from them, and the lessons they've carried into their own lives.
    And then things get unexpectedly emotional when the boys surprise each other with voice notes from their dads, sharing what they're most proud of and offering some Father's Day wisdom - including one very memorable story about Elliot coming out.
    We get into:
    The dads, values and family sayings that shaped Isaac and Elliot
    How fatherhood has taught Isaac patience, tolerance and a whole new level of exhaustion
    The emotional stories and lessons from their dads — including Isaac’s pop and Elliot coming out
    The surprise voice notes from both dads, and the advice they have for their sons
    Why confidence, integrity and kindness are the values that matter most
    What the boys are actually buying their dads for Father’s Day
    Whether you're a dad, have a dad or are just here for the dad jokes, questionable fashion choices and some unexpectedly deep voice notes, this Father's Day episode is a look at the men who shaped Isaac and Elliot - for better, for worse and occasionally with some very questionable sayings.
    Follow No Utes in the Valet for more conversations covering AFL, sport, fashion, celebrity news, pop culture and the wonderfully unlikely friendship between Norm Smith medallist Isaac Smith and celebrity stylist Elliot Garnaut.
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    Our Most Impulsive Purchases

    23/08/2026 | 5 mins.
    This week, Elliot and Isaac unpack their most ridiculous impulse purchases from a very shiny Birkin to a Ryan Gosling-inspired jacket ordered straight after watching Project Hail Mary. Plus, they talk book clubs, and review Pretty Woman the musical.
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    What REALLY Happens at the Logies

    16/08/2026 | 21 mins.
    This week, the boys are joined by Lucy for a very special Logies edition, going behind the scenes of Australia’s biggest night of television to reveal what really happens once the cameras stop rolling.
    Elliot and Lucy have a combined 25 years of Logies experience between them, from dressing celebrities and working the red carpet to managing talent, publicity teams and the chaos happening behind the curtain.
    From the bizarre reality of sitting through a six-hour awards show, to the secret in-room host, celebrity entrances, red carpet politics and the sheer amount of work that goes into one outfit, this is the Logies like you've never heard them before.
    We get into:
    Robert Irwin hosting the Logies at just 22
    Lucy’s 15 years working behind the scenes of Australian television
    The biggest celebrity entrances, including One Direction at the height of their fame
    Who really gets the biggest reaction on the red carpet
    How 1,500 celebrities, networks, sponsors and production teams are seated
    Elliot’s decade of dressing Australia's biggest celebrities for the red carpet
    Why a Logies outfit can take six to eight weeks to create
    The time Elliot and Bec Harding flew to LA for just 24 hours to find a vintage dress
    The infamous dress that came back from the dry cleaner two sizes too small
    Karl Stefanovic’s legendary post-Logies appearance on the Today Show
    Their favourite Logies memories from the past 15 years
    Why the Gold Coast years felt like a "PG footy trip"
    Why, despite all the chaos, the Logies hold a special place in their hearts
    Whether you're obsessed with the red carpet, curious about what really happens behind the scenes or simply want some good old-fashioned Australian television gossip, this episode pulls back the curtain on the Logies.
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    Ibiza, American Politics & Status Symbols

    09/08/2026 | 7 mins.
    This week’s mini ep is a bit of everything, from what we’ve been watching lately to partying in Ibiza, Australian artists taking over Europe, American politics and the status symbols we’ve officially grown out of.
    We chat about a recent George Clooney film that got us thinking about fame, relationships and the lives we build around success, before getting into the very high-production world of Ibiza residencies (and just how much it costs to get through the door).
    Plus, we answer a few of your questions: what opinions have changed over the last five years? What would actually surprise you about our day-to-day lives? And which status symbols do we simply not care about anymore?
    Spoiler: the reality is a lot more desk work, routine and parking small cars than you might expect.
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About No Utes In The Valet
What happens when a city-bred celebrity stylist and a country raised four-time AFL premiership hero collide?Chaos, chemistry and cultural carnage.No Utes in the Valet is the fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge.Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs.Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux.Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering. Proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.
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