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    Balearic Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD030

    27/09/2026 | 1h 35 mins.
    DD030 | Balearic Nu Disco House Party 🌕🍹🪩

    Welcome to the final Discothèque Decadence of the summer season! You know those nights when you’re at a party, the DJ doesn’t turn up and you just happen to have a USB stick in your pocket? Well, it would be rude not to… 😉

    That’s the spirit behind this impromptu session. Nineteen tracks of disco magic, irresistible vocals and feel-good house, made for a summer send-off with a little Balearic sparkle. Picture an Ibiza terrace, cocktails flowing and a blood-red harvest moon hanging over the Mediterranean. Nobody’s quite ready to go home.

    Giorgio Moroder opens proceedings with the Shakedown mix of “I Wanna Rock You”, before Roland Clark’s “My Life Is a Disco” sets the mood beautifully. Opolopo brings his touch to Fatback Band and AC Soul Symphony, while Purple Disco Machine supplies both the delicious “Disco Cherry” and his edit of Chemise’s “She Can’t Love You”.

    There’s plenty to sing along to as Moloko’s “Sing It Back” arrives in Mousse T’s Feel Love Mix, followed by DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis bringing “Make It With Chu” and “Walking on a Dream” into the party. Gino Soccio’s “Dancer” keeps the disco spirit alive, while Sylvester’s “You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)” gets the Soulwax for Despacio treatment.

    And because one more dance is never quite enough, Dimitri from Paris puts his spin on Average White Band’s “Let’s Go Round Again”. Jungle and Erick the Architect’s “Candle Flame”, Adelphi Music Factory’s “Heat from the Fire” and Angelo Ferreri’s closing “Love Me Around” keep the good feeling going right to the finish.

    An unexpected turn behind the decks, a pocketful of tunes and one last summer party. Turn it up and join me on the dancefloor. ✨

    Enjoying the session? Like, repost and share it with the people you’d want beside you for that last dance.

    Full playlist

    1. Giorgio Moroder – I Wanna Rock You (Shakedown Mix)
    2. Roland Clark – My Life Is a Disco
    3. Fatback Band – Groovy Kind of Day (Opolopo Remix Edit)
    4. Chemise – She Can’t Love You (Purple Disco Machine Edit)
    5. D’Swing & Danny Kane – Dream It
    6. AC Soul Symphony & Dave ‘Love’ Lee – AC Express (Opolopo Remix)
    7. Sartorial – Sartorial’s Day Off
    8. Gino Soccio – Dancer
    9. The Dukes – Across the Floor (Radio Edit)
    10. Moloko – Sing It Back (Mousse T’s Feel Love Mix)
    11. Purple Disco Machine – Disco Cherry (Extended)
    12. DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis – Make It With Chu (Extended Mix)
    13. DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis – Walking on a Dream (Extended Mix)
    14. Sylvester – You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) (Soulwax for Despacio Remix)
    15. Average White Band – Let’s Go Round Again (Dimitri from Paris Remix)
    16. Jungle & Erick the Architect – Candle Flame
    17. Bab Jaques – Boy Boy (Original Mix)
    18. Adelphi Music Factory feat. A.D.O.R. – Heat from the Fire
    19. Angelo Ferreri – Love Me Around (Edit)
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    Sunset To Sunrise Soulful House Sessions - Vol. 13 - Autumnal Equinox Special

    24/09/2026 | 1h 59 mins.
    Sunset to Sunrise: Autumnal Equinox Special 🌅🌒🍂

    The final sundown mix of the year.

    As summer quietly gives way to autumn, Sunset to Sunrise is a moment to pause, reflect on what has been, let go of what no longer needs to be carried, and make space for whatever comes next.

    Inspired by the Autumnal Equinox, that brief point of balance between light and darkness, this journey begins in the warmth of the dying sun and gradually moves deeper into the night. There is melancholy here, but also hope. It is the feeling of closing one chapter without quite knowing what the next one will bring.

    The opening stretch drifts through the Balearic warmth of Londonbeat’s I’ve Been Thinking About You (Chillside Remix), Hosini’s beautiful Capella, and the timeless emotion of Need To Feel Loved, before moving through the hypnotic worlds of Rampa, Adam Port & Âme, CAMELPHAT, Bonobo, Lane 8, Eelke Kleijn and more.

    Running through the mix are several of my own unreleased Funk Assassin productions, including Carried by the Evening, Sun-Faded Ibiza, Don’t Let The Night Go and Heartbeat Under the Dark. These were written specifically for that strange space between sunset and darkness, memory and possibility.

    By the time French Kiss and Love Love Love arrive, we have travelled from the last warmth of the season into something altogether more nocturnal.

    There is something beautiful about autumn’s reminder that letting go is not necessarily an ending. The trees change colour because they have to. The light fades. The seasons move on. Sometimes we have to do the same.

    So this is one last sunset for 2026.

    A soundtrack to everything that happened.
    A thank you for everything that stayed.
    A release of everything that did not.
    And a quiet welcome to everything still waiting beyond the horizon.

    See you on the other side of sunrise.

    The Funk Assassin 🍂🌅🌌

    TRACK LIST

    1. Londonbeat, Traumton, Chillside – I’ve Been Thinking About You (Chillside Remix)
    2. Hosini – Capella
    3. Unclubbed, Zoe Durrant – Need To Feel Loved
    4. Rampa, Adam Port, &ME – Muyè
    5. CAMELPHAT, Eden – Siren Song (feat. Eden) (Radio Edit)
    6. Maya Jane Coles, Bonobo – Something In The Air (Bonobo Remix)
    7. Vhyce, Yves Paquet, Luvless – Duran Duran (Luvless Remix)
    8. Fabian Kash – Twin
    9. Larse – Beat Goes On
    10. Tekkla – Voyages
    11. Crade – Escape
    12. The Funk Assassin – Carried by the Evening
    13. The Funk Assassin – Sun-Faded Ibiza
    14. Lane 8 – Little by Little
    15. Nathan Behrens – Don’t Stop Me Now
    16. Adam Stacks – Loving You (Original Mix)
    17. Compuphonic – Dolce
    18. The Funk Assassin – Don’t Let The Night Go
    19. Traumton – Ibiza 1975
    20. Gorge – Onisha
    21. The Funk Assassin – Heartbeat Under the Dark
    22. Eelke Kleijn – Lovely Sweet Divine
    23. Genevieve Somers – French Kiss
    24. Those Guys – Love Love Love
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    Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG005

    18/09/2026 | 1h 57 mins.
    Welcome to the next volume of Velvety Grooves, the electronic playground of The Funk Assassin.

    This is where the rules loosen, the grooves deepen and my future sound begins to take shape.

    This session moves through the nocturnal synth-pop of Pet Shop Boys’ West End Girls, the deep emotional pull of Deep Dish and Tracey Thorn’s The Future of the Future, and serious dance-floor heat from Gerd Janson, Talamanca System, Jimi Jules, Pablo Bozzi, Purple Disco Machine, Friendly Fires, Blaze and Dusky.

    At the heart of the mix are five new and unreleased The Funk Assassin productions:

    Static Running Through My Veins
    Shape of You
    Cold Machines, Burning Skin
    Static in My Blood
    Velvet Light

    These sessions reconnect with the deeper, more adventurous DJ style I had before The Funk Assassin was born in 2018.

    The past brought the soul. Now comes the electricity.

    Welcome to the next chapter.

    TRACKLIST

    1. Pet Shop Boys – West End Girls
    2. Deep Dish, Tracey Thorn & Everything But The Girl – The Future of the Future (Stay Gold)
    3. Phunkadelica, J.O.D. & Gerd Janson – Cocooina (Gerd Janson Dance Mix)
    4. Talamanca System – Transatlantique
    5. Jimi Jules – My City’s on Fire
    6. Talamanca System & Tuff City Kids – Balanzat (Tuff City Kids Remix)
    7. The Funk Assassin – Static Running Through My Veins
    8. The Funk Assassin – Shape of You
    9. Chloé Caillet & Gerd Janson – Love Ain’t Over (Gerd Janson Remix)
    10. Pablo Bozzi – Last Moscow Mule
    11. Hurts & Purple Disco Machine – Wonderful Life ’25 (Extended)
    12. The Funk Assassin – Cold Machines, Burning Skin
    13. The Funk Assassin – Static in My Blood
    14. Friendly Fires – Lack of Love
    15. Blaze – Lovelee Dae (Original)
    16. Eric Kupper & K-Scope – Star Light
    17. Llewellyn – For the Weekend
    18. Dusky – Cold Heart (Edit)
    19. Khan & DJ Kaos – On the Run (DJ Kaos RMX)
    20. Conny & Shan – Song for Eva (Shan Sunrise Mix)
    21. Omri Smadar & Siam – In the Realm Of
    22. The Funk Assassin – Velvet Light
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    Sunset To Sunrise Soulful House Sessions - Vol. 12 - Summer's End Farewell

    05/09/2026 | 1h 54 mins.
    Welcome to Summer’s End Farewell, a golden hour mix inspired by Café del Mar, Balearic beach culture and that magical moment when the setting sun turns everything to gold.

    Filled with dreamy melodies, warm grooves and heartfelt energy, the mix captures the beauty of late summer as daylight slowly fades into the evening.

    The journey features an incredible cast of artists, including Bicep, Moby, Sasha, Honey Dijon, HNNY, Satin Jackets, Chicane, Bondax and Kraak & Smaak.

    Highlights include Bicep’s timeless “Glue,” followed by a very special mashup that brings the mix to an emotional close. Moby’s “Tecie” appears in the celestial Mind Against remix, while Sasha’s “A Key to Heaven for a Heavenly Trance” arrives in its beautiful Night Dubbing Mix.

    You’ll also hear HNNY’s hypnotic interpretation of Honey Dijon’s “Thunda,” alongside the Disco Citizens Evolution Mix of Chicane’s Balearic classic “Offshore.”

    Lovingly put together by @thefunkassassin, this is a warm and emotional selection made for the final golden hours of summer.

    Find your sunset, press play and let the music carry you away.

    Enjoy the existential bliss.
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    Summer's End Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD029

    30/08/2026 | 2h 2 mins.
    🌅 SUMMER’S END NU DISCO HOUSE PARTY 🪩

    One last dance beneath the summer sun.

    We start with Michael Jackson’s timeless Rock with You, as this mix was performed on what would have been the King of Pop’s 68th birthday. 👑

    From there, we journey through nu disco, soulful house, Balearic grooves and glittering dancefloor energy, moving from warm sunset sounds into an uplifting after-dark celebration.

    Featuring Todd Terje’s sun-soaked Strandbar, The Shapeshifters’ YOLO and Eelke Kleijn and Lee Cabrera’s Self Control, with Michael Gray remixing Love X Love and Ride on the Rhythm, Art of Tones transforming Hold On, Kraak & Smaak reworking Confetti, Dave Lee delivering his Jazz Funkstrumental of Do It Any Way You Wanna, and Opolopo bringing fresh energy to Barbara Tucker, Millie Jackson and Kelli Sae.

    Party Pupils also give KC & The Sunshine Band’s That’s the Way a modern dancefloor makeover.

    The mix features my own production, The Funk Assassin - Tennessee Groove, bringing a deeper, hypnotic twist as daylight begins to disappear.

    Chris Rea closes the journey with Josephine and Loving You Again, capturing that beautifully bittersweet feeling when another unforgettable summer draws to an end.

    Turn it up, pour something cold and let the final rays of summer carry you onto the dancefloor. ☀️🌊🕺

    Mixed by The Funk Assassin for the Discothèque Decadence Soundsystem.

    🎧 PLAYLIST

    1. Michael Jackson - Rock with You (Single Version)
    2. DJ Fudge, Chinua Hawk & Michael Gray - Love X Love (Michael Gray Remix)
    3. FLAUR & Art of Tones - Hold On (Art of Tones Boogie Mix)
    4. Jimi Jules - Dreamin’
    5. Megatronic & Natasha Diggs - PEOPLE (Radio Version)
    6. Marine Neuilly & Kraak & Smaak - Confetti (Kraak & Smaak Remix)
    7. Stéphane Deschezeaux - About Your Love
    8. Hotmood - Hot Beat
    9. Benni Ola & Tempest - Surrender to the Night
    10. Mike T & Dave ‘Love’ Lee - Do It Any Way You Wanna (Dave ‘Love’ Lee Jazz Funkstrumental)
    11. Enzo Pianzola Mr. Trend - Soul People (Rework 2025) (Nu Club Radio Mix)
    12. Michael Gray, Kelli Sae & Opolopo - Don’t Want Anybody (Opolopo Remix)
    13. Todd Terje - Strandbar (Disko)
    14. TEED - Never Seen You Dance (DJ-Kicks Version)
    15. Spooki - Eat This! (Extended Mix)
    16. Barbara Tucker & Opolopo - Think (About It) (Opolopo Spotify Edit)
    17. Millie Jackson & Opolopo - We Got to Hit It Off (Opolopo Remix)
    18. KC & The Sunshine Band & Party Pupils - That’s the Way (Party Pupils Remix)
    19. The Shapeshifters & ARIA LYRIC - YOLO (Extended Mix)
    20. Mahogany & Michael Gray - Ride on the Rhythm (Michael Gray Remix)
    21. The Funk Assassin - Tennessee Groove (Weather’s Original Mix)
    22. Eelke Kleijn & Lee Cabrera - Self Control (Extended Mix)
    23. Groove P - Are They Real (Extended Mix)
    24. DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis - Walking on a Dream (Extended Mix)
    25. Cedric Gervais - All Night
    26. VYLEM, Spooki & Domo Jones - Let It Go
    27. Arial Ten - This Dream
    28. Chris Rea - Josephine (French Edit)
    29. Chris Rea - Loving You Again
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Discothèque Decadence The Home of House, Funk, Disco & Dance. Step into a world of groove-heavy rhythms and uplifting beats. Curated by DJ The Funk Assassin — delivering the finest new releases, timeless classics, and killer remixes every week. For bookings & enquiries: thefunkassassin@gmail.com Follow for pure Discothèque Decadence. Have Funk!
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