The Montoyas

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Marcelo returns from his first wellbeing conference with plenty of new knowledge, no laptop and one very important question: why do the birds on Tangalooma Island sound like women screaming? He also nearly writes himself off on an ATV, proving once again that retirement hasn’t made him any less reckless.
Tayla calls Marcelo out for his worst habit whenever he’s away: FaceTiming her late at night, then handing the phone to complete strangers while she’s braless, in her pyjamas and completely unprepared to meet his new best mates.
The Montoyas unpack the AFL cheating scandal that has everyone talking. Should someone’s private life cost them a leadership role? Is cheating with your wife’s best friend ever just a “mistake”? And why are the two women receiving more attention than the man who was actually married?
Plus, Tayla and Marcelo head back to school for a general knowledge showdown. With questions covering oceans, maths, planets and the human body, it quickly becomes clear the twins may need to find someone else to help with their homework.
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Marcelo has been keeping a BIG secret from Tayla for the last two weeks—and somehow she never noticed.
After finishing his own shampoo, Marc started flogging Tayla’s bottle every single day until there was absolutely nothing left. The real twist? Tayla hasn’t washed her hair in two weeks, so she had no idea it was missing. Now she knows exactly how she’s getting him back… WATCH THIS SPACE.
The Montoyas also break down their massive appearance on Kyle Sandilands’ new live show. Tayla finally met her radio hero and Marc noticed that she suddenly Tayla had no problem waiting around for her idol however watch out if it's anyone else!
Plus, Tayla calls out Marcelo for taking complete control of the music whenever he drives and reflects on just how much his taste has changed since they first met. He’s gone from blasting Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” through the subwoofer in his Mitsubishi Lancer to knowing every popular country song under the sun. How times change.

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CHAPTERS
00:00 Welcome to The Montoyas
10:32 We should get a pet studio fish
14:50 Tayla reviews Khloé Kardashian’s podcast
18:21 Marcelo’s wildly inappropriate playlist
27:00 Tayla finally meets Kyle Sandilands
37:54 Marcelo’s secret shampoo confession
42:53 Marcelo’s obsession with cars
48:15 What we're invested in this week
58:03 Tayla plans to invade Marce’s office
01:02:34 A throwback voicemail from and old school mate

The guys make their Morning TV debut on The Today Show as Marce tries to schmooze everyone he meets and finds out something interesting about 'the green room'
Tay has a moment at Miranda Westfield which almost derails the weekend.
The guys travel to the Northern Beaches to go on Matty and Cooper Johns' podcast, as Marcelo struggles to navigate getting home.
Plus, this week we are invested in Travis Barker, all thanks to Blue Wealth Property.
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Marcelo had his first trip to the doctor since retirement and couldn't believe how many questions he needed to answer just for his pink eye.
Tay has setup her own nail salon in the house much to Marcelo's displeasure.
We trick Marcelo into thinking he has a gift at the viral '3 second timer' challenge.
Plus, Ange Lombardi took on a shark and lived to tell the tale!
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It's been a tough week for the Montoyas. Marcelo has come back from his Melbourne trip with pink eye and Tay's had tonsillitis all week (who gets these things as adults?)
They discuss dressing twins the same, crazy wedding reddit stories, and Marce's odd interaction with a Collingwood supporter.
Plus, we have a brand new script reading thanks to one of our beautiful Patreon members!
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