The Montoyas

Date night at Luna Park turns into survival mode when Marcelo abandons Tayla with a double-jointed clown. So much for sticking together when things get scary.
Tayla hears a whisper in a Nicki Minaj video and dives straight down a conspiracy rabbit hole. Is Nicki a body double, or has Tayla just watched the clip too many times?
This week’s Uncomfortable Moment comes from a pregnant listener’s five-pound bathroom disaster. It involves an enema, her husband’s best friend and a mop.

The episode gets off to an icy start after Tayla and Marcelo argue over who should get the twins ready on the way to the studio. They don't speak the whole drive in and are forced to settle the dispute live on the podcast.
Thanks to Pearler, the Monotyas put there spending under the microscope as Tayla and Marcelo reveal everything they've bought in one week. Marcelo faces $95 of McDonalds,$130 of dumplings and three seperate orders of fried rice, while Tayla defends $75 of iced lattes, new eyelashes, collagen powder and two Minnie Mouse costumes. If you want to check out the Pearler head to Pearler.com.
Tayla believes she's discovered how to identify a serial killer just be looking at there eyes thanks to late night scrolling. She puts Marcelo and Jordan to the test using real
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Tayla has watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show reveal roughly 35 times and still gets emotional over its $50 million fantasy bra. Marcelo struggles to understand why she’s crying over someone walking down a runway in expensive underwear and thinks the money could have been put to much better use doing anything else at all.
Tayla shares some of the worst workplace mistakes people still think about years later, from telling a cancer patient to “enjoy the rest of your days” to promising a double amputee they’ll be “back on their feet in no time.” One worker even congratulated someone on their retirement in their funeral card it just gets better and better.
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The Montoyas react to a bride walking down the aisle beside a public swimming pool filled with strangers watching the ceremony. Tayla thinks the venue should have closed the pool, while Marcelo argues the other guests paid good money for their holiday. If you want complete privacy, apparently you need to hire the entire resort or get married on a private island.
Tayla reveals it took four attempts to pass her driving test, including one attempt where she crashed into a pole before even leaving the car park. Her former driving instructor then calls into Triple M and confirms every lesson was an adventure. Now Tayla and Marcelo have agreed to retake the test and finally discover who is actually the better driver.
This week’s What We’re Invested In, thanks to Blue Wealth Property, is the new flying Tesla car. Marcelo is impressed, but Tayla has questions: Does it come with its own ramp? Do you need a pilot’s licence? And if she already struggles with gates, garages and hedges, should she really be allowed anywhere near one?

A footy journalist shares a player’s appreciation post for his wife and asks followers whether he’s “punching.” The post sparks a debate about whether partners should be dragged into online commentary, and Tayla and Marcelo weigh in on whether it crossed the line.
Tayla convinces her mum to save money by doing her own nails, which goes brilliantly until one disappears into her dad’s salad. Surely that couldn’t happen twice? A few days later, another nail turns up in a restaurant dessert. At this point, Marcelo thinks it might be deliberate.
Down the Thread Hole asks for the most unhinged things guests have ever done inside someone else’s home. Sleeping with the host’s girlfriend, leaving a used condom on a Bible, installing a hidden bathroom camera and leaving a trail of diarrhoea through the kitchen are just the beginning. Tayla also reveals why one childhood friend was permanently banned after a visit to her house.
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