"So, you have a movie for me?"
"yes, sir, I do. Imagine we take a football player, dress him like the Terminator and highlander had a deformed baby."
"Deformed babies are TIGHT"
"Uh... well, anyway, he's the hero, an undercover cop, and he's taking on a biker gang"
"Amazing! So how does he defeat this biker gang and save the day?"
"Well, he pretty much screws everything up and the biker gang basically wins in the end."
"Shut up and take my money!"
Enjoy Stone Cold, y'all!
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278 Predator 2
before Alien vs Predator, there was... Gary Busey vs Predator. An argument could be made that its basically the same thing, but this one also features a Danny Glover, and he is not ready for BS from either side.
Join our band of ugly mofos and strap in for PREDATOR 2!!!!!!
#predator #alien #danny glover #gary busey #bill paxton #sequel
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277 Army of Darkness
Hail to the king, baby!
This episode, the Guys check out the classic Sam Raimi Evil Dead sequel. How does one of the most quotable films hold up?
Join us for swords, sorcery, and so many skeleton puppets!
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276 Darkman
In a world where a hero can dress as a bat, or a teen can gain the awesome powers of a spider, comes a guy who can be in the sun for 90 minutes!
does it sound suspiciously like the cast of the podcast? Nah, it is none other than Liam Neeson himself, getting really upset over a stuffed elephant.
JOIN US FOR RAIMI
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275 Coming to America
In the most touching live-action adaptation of The Lion King, Eddie Murphy plays everyone, including Arsenio Hall, really showing us some chops.
Anyway, this is my third attempt at flavor text, so just join us as we hail to the king in Coming To America
...Today!
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