Kick Offs and Kick Ons

This week on the KOKO Show we have landed one of the biggest names in the world of rugby. We are talking about hot bloody property! This bloke is a 6 foot 3 - 105kg piece of Temora forged titanium, a consistent threat under the high ball and a fella that is doing his best to make the 70’s pornstar chin beard a thing in 2026. That is right we are joined by the Western Force enforcer Mr Zac Lomax. With ‘Zac Attack’ in tow the lads chat about his transition from league to union, the cultural differences between the two codes and he sheds some light on the 2026 NSW State of Origin team selection. Furthermore, the boys delve deep into Zac’s acclamation process in Perth with the Force and they speak about the biggest league fan boys within the footy club. Plus, we play a little game of ‘Footy,footy or Footy’ to unpack some of the lesser known off-field controversies from the three football codes over the years.

Finally, we of course chat about all the action from Round 14 of the Super Rugby, we preview all the juicy clashes in the final two weeks of the season with knockout implications and lastly we pick our Earth XV to take on the Mars XV in the inaugural intergalactic showdown. So sit back, relax and let the ‘Hot as fuck boi’ energy of Zac Lomax wash over you like a session at one of those fancy Japanese head spas. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show
02:17 - Linfield live show shout out
04:10 - Swoop misses out on Super Rugby XV but Vote for Drew
06:46 - Earth XV vs Mars XV
10:44 - The union v league debate
16:05 - Rugby Round Up - CHIEFS V HIGHLANDERS
17:24 - DRUA V WARATAHS
21:50 - HURRICANES V BLUES
24:49 - FORCE V REDS
27:28 - ROUND 15 GAMES AND FINALS IMPLICATIONS
30:08 - Zac joins the show
33:22 - Life as a rugby player
35:46 - The cultural differences between the two codes
40:26 - Angus Crichton in rugby union
41:58 - Zac’s take on the NSW Blues team
43:38 - Who at the Force could play Origin?
48:39 - Game - Footy, footy or footy?
54:31 - Zac’s bus story
55:44 - Zac asks the boy for their take on rugby league
59:08 - Tooth fairy chat
01:01:27 - Other rugby news and the close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we were left to our own devices to wander this expansive podcasting landscape in search of a couple of fart gags, cheap laughs and a little bit of footy. Without a guest to be the wind beneath our little wings, the lads found another gear that they didn't know they had. The boys decided in week 13 to throw Schmidt at the wall to see what would stick and boy did we tackle all the big stuff like the benefits of hybrid rugby players, The ANZAC Test and whether Australia or NZ make the best meat pies. Plus, we dove into a deep rabbit hole to cover the full slate of games in round thirteen of the Super Rugby, as well as a little preview of the European Champions Cup between Bordeaux and Leinster coming up in a few weeks time.

Moreover, the boys indulged in a little segment we call ‘The Ditch Debate’, unpacking all the great disagreements between the island nations of Australia and New Zealand. That is right, this little podcast has put to bed the once and for all the fates of such things as Brad Thorn, Phar Lap, the ANZAC biccy and the Flat White coffees. You are welcome! So sit back, relax and brew yourself a cup of joe because this episode has just popped a spicy cube and is all systems go. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show
02:14 - Gits didn’t make Super Rugby’s Legends XV
02:50 - Vote for Swoop this week as Super Rugby’s Legends XV outside centre
04:50 - Swoop’s Gifting Cupboard
11:34 - Rugby Round Up - CRUSADERS V BLUES
15:40 - REDS V CHIEFS
19:28 - HIGHLANDERS V WARATHAS
23:34 - BRUMBIES V FORCE
26:17 - SAILY Product Promotion
28:09 - Preview BORDEAUX V LEINSTER European Champions Cup Final
31:00 - ANZAC TEST MATCH CONFIRMED
33:47 - The Ditch Debate
45:44 - Other Rugby News
47:24 - Aussie women signing with NRLW teams
48:44 - Happy Belated Mothers Day
50:46 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by Australian Rugby’s version of ‘Good Will Hunting’. This bloke is ‘wicked smart’, with two degrees from Cambridge University, a passion for art and his own clothing line, he really makes the rest of us feel like shit. So please put your hands together for everyone’s favourite neanderthal turned nerd, Mr Angus Scott-Young. With Gussy in tow the lads delve into the tough times he had in pre-season, the form he is now showcasing for the Waratahs and what it is really like to be rugby’s most eligible bachelor. Plus, the lads get their juices flowing with a little game centered around Philosophy, they play another round of teammate tinder and we get stuck into how the Waratahs can still make the finals.

Finally, the boys get a little hot under the saddle blanket at the prospect of an ANZAC Day Bledisloe match up, we cover all the Super Round from round 12 and finish the show with what Angus Scott-Young would cook for Goit on a first date. So sit back, relax and undo the top button on those jeans. It is well and truly muffin top time, with an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show
02:03 - Our Super Round Experience
07:17 - Vote for gout in the Super Rugby Superstar XV
10:00 - Intro Angus Scott-Young
14:30 - The Warathas’ loss to the Force
17:29 - Lomax v Suaalii
20:58 - Angus’ time in the UK at the Saints
23:02 - Angus’ studies at Cambridge
24:34 - Angus’ love life
25:23 - Angus’ clothing line ‘Saint Gustaf’
30:06 - Saily sponsor read
32:29 - KOKO’s Philosophy Club
37:06 - REDS V BRUMBIES AND OTHER RESULTS
40:40 - Angus’ rough start at the Waratahs
49:11 - Teammate Tinder
54:38 - Angus’ dating techniques
58:24 - The ANZAC Test Match
01:01:37 - Swoop’s temu Cupboard
01:07:25 - Close of the show


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This week on the KOKO Show we are giving you a little taste of double trouble. That is right, we are joined by a couple of country Canberians, one little and one big, one loud and one quiet, but they both have the hots for Megan Fox. We are of course talking about the ACT’s favourite duo, Ryan and Lachlan the Lonergan Brothers. With this genetically opposing duo in tow we chat about the Brumbies season so far, what their relationships are like with Stephen Larkham and we play a little game called Bonded Bros, to see how close they really are. However, it is not all fun and games as we dive into week 11 of the Super rugby, we talk about the Wallaroos’ loss to the USA and we get really bloody excited about heading across the ditch to Super Round Ōtautahi in Christchurch.

Plus, we celebrate all things brotherly love with a few little videos from all the boys’ fraternal friends and Swoop serves up a stinky Temu Cupboard that you will never unsee. So sit back, relax and hug your big burly brother. This ep is about to hit you right in the feels. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00- Start of the show
02:17 - Intro the Lonergan Brothers
06:09 - The Bonded Bros Game
16:10 - Getting to know the brothers
17:27 - Nord VPN Plug
20:00 - The Lonergans talk about the Brumbies loss
21:50 - Playing the Hurricanes at Super Round
22:26 - What do the Brumbies need to work on?
24:39 - What do the Lonergans need to work on?
25:25 - Gits at Brumbies training
26:40 - What is Bernie like?
31:27 - Rugby Round Up Segment: BRUMBIES V DRUA
33:00 - WARATAHS V MOANA
37:06 - CHIEFS V HURRICANES
37:44 - FORCE V CRUSADERS
41:09 - USA V WALLAROOS
42:46 - The Brothers Games and Videos
57:29 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
01:08:24 - Close the show

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This week on the KOKO Show your prayers have been answered! You have begged and pleaded for this man to return and KOKO has delivered. Coming in and running a juicy unders line from the outside channel is a man that goes by many names and has just as many different personalities. He has been called Snorkatron, Snorklebeanie, Captain Insano and of course the Porn Master. This Linfield legend lives off a steady diet of reminiscing about his 2003 SF intercept, making the tech world his bitch and forcing people to tell him that his lisp even as an adult is still really cute. So please put your hands together for Stirling Austin Mortlock! With Stirlo in tow the lads get down to business throwing questions at the Oracle in a segment we call ‘Snork Talk’, they chat about the current Wallabies set up and they shine a light on what actually happened when Morty called a Code Red on Swoop. Plus, we chat about round 9 of the Superb Rugby and we play a new little game called ‘Green and Goldylocks’.

Finally, we reintroduce old friend NordVPN back on the show as a sponsor, as well as the lads get giddy about the news that they are heading to Super Round in Christchurch in only a couple of weeks. Plus, we let Swoop run a muck inside his Temu cupboard and boy, let's just say he is giving main character vibes. So sit back, relax and let the innate beauty of Snorkatron fill your every orifice, it has been worth the wait. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show
02:34 - Stirling Mortlock surprise
03:41 - Nord VPN Sponsor read
05:55 - Stirling as a dad
08:18 - The famous code red on Swoop at the Brumbies
16:35 - Snork Talk Segment Begins
18:40 - Stirling as a captain
23:27 - The Wallabies’ outlook in 2027 and 2027
28:28 - The best players have another gear
34:57 - The current Wallabies’ coaching set up
35:51 - Stirling’s work in sports tech
39:44 - Snork Talk Rapid Questions
46:44 - Stirling’s Wallabies back-line
49:58 - The Giteau Law is back
53:00 - ‘Green and Goldilocks' Game
01:02:48 - Super Round Christchurch Plug
01:06:35 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT
01:10:42 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
01:19:25 - Close of the Show

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