Kick Offs and Kick Ons

• Big Willy Skelton Casts a Looming Shadow over Tiny Little KOKO

  In this week's second instalment of what to listen to when you have no will to live, sorry I mean The KOKO Show, we are joined by an extra large special guest. This man is known as the Seven Hills Hulk, the ‘Steifel Tower’ and the ‘bestie Westie’ to ever play footy. So please put your hands together for a man that has captained the Wallabies, played for the Tahs and is currently turning the French Top 14 on its head, it is the one and only Mr Will Skelton. In this episode The KOKO Crew chop it up big time with Willy discussing everything from his early days in Wallaby Camp all the way through to his desire to play in the upcoming Lions Series.Plus, we give you guys a preview of the upcoming Six Nations matches as well as who the boys are tipping in round 2 of the Super Rugby Pacific Competition. So stand up tall and slide into a pair of Antoine Dupont endorsed Cuban heels for a few extra inches as we tackle all the big issues with an even bigger Will Skelton, right now on Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:37 - Introduce Will Skelton 03:46 - Will Skelton is not the biggest in his family 05:22 - Will and Drew were put in the Wallabies fat camp 07:59 - Will talks about the gruelling nature of rugby in France 09:25 - Will talks about coming back and playing for the Wallabies11:19 - Will chats about his coach Ronan O’Gara 17:39 - Will and Kate have welcomed a new baby into their family18:08 - Will has size 18 feet and he shows the boys his Crocs 19:57 - Will talks about playing with the KOKO boys 23:46 - START, BENCH AND DROP 24:29 - The Island Survival Question 26:28 - Will wants to play in the Lions Series 27:53 - The boys reflect on what Ronan O’Gara could bring to the Wallabies31:46 - Round 3 Six Nations Preview 37:40 - Round 2 Super Rugby Pacific Predictions38:33 - KOKO’s Locked in Lions 40:23 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Super Rugby Starts with a Big Old Bang in Round 1 and KOKO is Left to Tidy Up

  For the first installment this week of The KOKO Show we are making round one of the Super Rugby season the first order of business, as the lads crunch the numbers and survey the action from a spine tingling slate of initial matches. In a week where 45 tries were awarded, 317 points were scored and every match finished within a 1-12 margin, it would be fair to say Super Rugby is back and the fellas were physically aroused. With tight pants and positive attitudes the boys shuck each game like a delicious Sydney Rock Oyster, handing you their pearls of wisdom when necessary and throwing out the facts that don't pass the sniff test.Moreover, the guys get hot and heavy celebrating the most successful first round of Super Rugby by Aussie teams since 2018, with the Brumbies, Warartahs and Western force all notching up last gasp wins for a tangly little trifecta of triumph. Plus, the fellas are open and honest with how they are placed after week one in the KOKO Super Rugby Fantasy League, as they celebrate sexy selections, rue missed opportunities or in Prof’s case only just realised the Reds didn't play. So sit back and set up a fantasy team full of your favourite former footy greats over forty that have a mediocre podcast and let your dirtiest thoughts run wild.It is time to get freaky ladies and gentlemen with another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:00 - Introducing the show 04:39 - Introduce the boys 06:03 - KOKO Fantasy Super Rugby League chat 12:23 - Superb Rugby Summation 12:46 - CRUSADERS V HURRICANES REVIEW 16:35 - WARATAHS V HIGHLANDERS REVIEW29:49 - DRUA V BRUMBIES REVIEW 35:04 - BLUES V CHIEFS REVIEW 39:10 - FORCE V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW47:06 - KOKO’s Takeaways from round one of Super Rugby 48:37 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the Round49:44 - Goit had to clear up a fallen tree51:14 - The KOKO Quiz 57:11 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• A Succulent Super Rugby Season Preview is Front and Centre on The KOKO Show

  For your second trip up to the all you can eat KOKO buffet of happiness and rugby filled banter, we are giving you a healthy lashing of Super Rugby excitement, a side salad of ‘What’s Drewin’ and little sweet treat to finish as we name our first round of ‘Locked in Lions’. With the ‘Superb’ Rugby season merely hours away from kicking off the lads run their greasy mitts through each and every Australian franchise, handing you unsolicited pearls of wisdom about how each team will compete and fair in the upcoming 2025 season. We talk crucial INS, OUT and and what could have ‘beens’ for each side, as we put together the most complete and comprehensive season preview that zero dollars could buy. Plus, the boys have to smooth over some tense moments with Gits as he comes to terms with the fact most of the best Rebels players on the market didn't and shouldn’t want to live in Canberra. I mean we could all ‘A SEE T’ that was coming! Moreover, Drew clears the cobwebs off the age-old debate “What is Sua’ali’i’s best position?”, as the Tahs look to play him at the back, whilst Schmidt saw his value in the centres. Finally, to keep our little frostbitten friends north of the wall happy, we have introduced a new segment called ‘The Locked in Lions”, where for the 12 weeks the lads will pick one player each every week to put on our whiteboard that can pack their bags and book their exit rows seats for the Lions Tour Down Under. So, put your tray tables away and place your seats in the upright position as the KOKO Crew point out each and every debaucherous exit on your whirlwind trip to pleasure town. It is time now for episode four of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:33 - Swoop talks about the benefits of stillness 02:48 - The boys talk about Valentines Day 04:18 - Super Rugby Discussion 05:10 - WARATAHS 2025 PREVIEW 10:10 - What's Drewing? - What position should Sua’ali’i play?13:50 - BRUMBIES 2025 PREVIEW20:02 - WESTERN FORCE 2025 PREVIEW 25:20 - REDS 2025 PREVIEW 29:20 - The boys predict the Super Rugby winner 29:35 - The boys preview round 1 of the Super Rugby 31:20 - The Locked In Lions Segment 37:51 - What are guys doing for Valentine's Day?39:02 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Joe Schmidt’s Looming Exit is Tackled by KOKO, Rd 2 of the Six Nations and the Power of Life Lessons

  This week on The KOKO Show our Tuesday fix gets seriously down and dirty with the world of ‘Ra Ra’ as the lads get open and honest about all the action across week two of the Six Nations, as well as pulling apart all the big news within Australian Rugby. To kick off the first episode of the week the boys went introspective outlining lessons they learnt over the weekend, in a brand new segment we like to call ‘KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Call’.The second sinking ship to depart the port of Kick Off and Kick On was a comprehensive sweep of the sad news that Joe Schmidt will be hanging up his green and gold whistle at the conclusion of the TRC. The KOKO Crew touch on all the noble reasons for his departure, the work he has done so far and the work he will continue to do up until the end of his tenure to put Australian Rugby back on the International radar. Plus, the boys get BOLD once again, as they outline possible suitors in the rugby stratosphere that cut the mustard as Joe Schmidt’s replacement.We know what you are all thinking up north these Aussies are so bloody self-centered, but fret not my winter withered wise arses, we have once again served you up a delicious helping of the ‘Six Nations Summation’, as we highlight England’s upset over the French and Ireland’s renewed quest for that always elusive Grand Slam. So spark up a durrie because vaping is so 2024 and let this next gen rugby ruckus fill your every orifice with life, laughter and the pursuit of some fucking sponsors. It is time for week 2 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 03:37 - Intro the boys 06:03 - Tommy apologises to the Italians 07:26 - KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Calls12:44 - What’s Drewing - Joe Schmidt’s exit 14:47 - New Wallabies coach discussion 20:38 - Six Nations Summation 21:41 - ITALY V WALES REVIEW 29:03 - ENGLAND V FRANCE REVIEW 35:19 - SCOTLAND V IRELAND REVIEW 42:53 - The KOKO Quiz 52:29 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Mack Hansen the prodigal returns for another crack at KOKO.

  For your second serving of this always tasty shit sandwich the KOKO Crew have brought back a prodigal son and fan favourite to get season 2 off to a humming start. This Guinness gulping Galway Geezer is there when we need him just to release the pressure valve that builds up when you are podcasting royalty, so please welcome back the KOKO Show’s most bountiful booty call, Mr Mack ‘Daddy’ Hansen.In the second episode this week the boys dive in deep with Mack, breaking down his round one performance in their win over England, how Ireland are feeling about their Six Nations campaign and what are his chances of donning the red jersey for the British and Irish Lions. Plus, we get a well waxed cheeky surprise from Mack when he stands up to fix the light, that’s right Mr Hansen almost bares all and proves that he is the gift that keeps on giving.Finally, we round out week one of The KOKO Show with a tongue wagging quiz, which was brought back by popular demand. So untie yourself from whatever Shibari shit show you naughty little freaks are into and whack on your four favourite footy fuckwits, it is time again for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 00:56 - Hello and welcome to episode two 01:33 - Introduce Mack Hansen 02:47 - Mack struggling to get up early for the show and not wearing pants04:10 - Mack explains why he missed our show in Dublin05:05 - Mack talks about Ireland's win over England06:07 - Gits wants to know who is Ireland’s attacking mastermind 06:54 - Mack describes his favourite household item 08:07 - Mack describes his scuffle with Maro Itoje 09:08 - Who is the lippiest player in the Six Nations?11:43 - Mack picks who would win in a wrestle between Bundee Aki and James Lowe 12:43 - Mack talks about his suspension 13:25 - Mack talks about the improvement he has seen in the Wallabies 14:54 - Mack talks about his desire to play for the Lions 17:45 - Mack discusses Ireland’s biggest test in this year's Six Nations19:00 - The KOKO Quiz 26:32 - Mack and the boys give their predictions for Scotland v Ireland 27:43 - The boys talk about sleeping in the nude28:35 - Mack shows us his buttocks AGAIN! 28:51 - The boys farewell Mack 29:19 - Six Nations Round 2 Predictions 34:47 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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