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0:00 Intro
3:15 I walked in on my parents... https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cvimih/tifu_by_walking_in_my_parents_passionately_fucking/
12:08 Sponsor
13:16 Back to the story
14:04 I took my partner to Bed Bath and Beyond after anesthesia https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1q4xqbo/tifu_taking_my_so_to_bed_bath_and_beyond_after/
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25:47 I've been positioning my stuffed animal wrong https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1r8dwrs/tifu_by_not_realizing_ive_been_positioning_my/
36:52 I didn't know what a durian fruit was https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1qrahsq/tifu_by_not_knowing_what_a_durian_fruit_is_and/
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47:56 I swallowed a brown recluse https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1p3zvkf/tifu_by_swallowing_a_brown_recluse_being_sent_to/
55:35 I used a leaf blower on my kids https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1m40sb8/tifu_by_using_a_leaf_blower_on_my_kids/
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Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Marcus Munguia
Editor: Andre Gardere
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Alexander Norman, Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron
Prop Assistant: Carly Hough, Lunora Reyes
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Mixer: Matt Taylor
Audio Utility: Dina Ramli
Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Elaine Pusey, Joshua Vazquez
Assistant Director: Cameron Mitchell
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy, Jonathan Hyon
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover 
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Michael Gomez
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
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0:00 Intro
6:34 Possible considered malicious (definitely considered tacky) wedding guests https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingshaming/comments/1vd5ogg/possibly_considered_malicious_definitely/
13:45 Sponsor
14:50 Continuation of previous story
20:31 My childhood best friend didn’t ask me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding https://www.rareddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1ufevzh/my_26f_childhood_best_friend_26f_did_not_ask_me/
32:14 Sponsor
33:20 Continuation of previous story
39:32 What’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen happen at a wedding? I’ll go first https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingshaming/comments/1vff582/whats_the_worst_thing_youve_ever_seen_happen_at_a/
50:56 AITA for saying no when my SIL asked for my husband’s nieces and nephews to put on a performance at our wedding? https://www.reddit.com/r/aitaweddings/comments/1rx0mz2/aita_for_saying_no_when_my_sil_asked_for_my/?share_id=ZnkbV1m7RwdMc4TDFrAlg&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
1:07:44 My cousin’s wedding had a surprise guest https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingdrama/comments/1laigs3/my_cousins_wedding_had_a_surprise_guest_a_goat_in/
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Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: Andre Gardere
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Alexander Norman, Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Lunora Reyes, Emilie Anderson, Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron
Art Coordinator: Olivia Doskey-Mulvaney
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
HMUA: Gabriela Vega
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Mixer: Matt Taylor
Audio Utility: Dina Ramli
Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani
Cinematographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Elaine Pusey
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy, Jonathan Hyon
Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover , Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Director for Business Development: Chloe Mays
Producer for Business Development: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead
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0:00 Intro
2:34 I threw away my bf's yogurt collection https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bjd41e/aita_for_throwing_away_my_boyfriends_potentially/
15:19 Sponsor
16:16 I told my bsf's step brother that he isn't a short king https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1qq3wo8/aita_for_telling_my_best_friends_step_brother/
31:42 Guy refused to move his bag on the seat so I sat anyway https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1h1s7pm/guy_on_nyc_subway_refused_to_move_his_satchel/
40:44 Sponsor
41:48 Back to the story
45:40 I caused a scene after I lost a costume contest to a dog https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/17niyeh/aita_for_causing_a_scene_after_i23m_lost_a/
57:56 I told my friend he couldn't keep the jackpot on my slot machine https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/cm0bft/aita_for_telling_a_friends_friend_that_he_couldnt/
1:13:10 How would you get a cylinder out of a Mini M&Ms tube... https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/
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Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Frank Alvarez // https://www.instagram.com/thefrankalvarez/
Joe Santagato // https://www.instagram.com/joesantagato/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: ZG
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron, Emilie Anderson
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Prop Assistant: Lunora Reyes
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Mixer: Matt Taylor
Audio Utility: Michael Alaynick
Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Elaine Pusey
Assistant Director: Cameron Mitchell
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Michael Gomez
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead
Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly
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0:00 Intro
3:30 I got payback on an awful regular at my fast food job https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/181oo6i/i_got_payback_on_an_awful_regular_at_my_fast_food/
8:50 Sponsor
10:08 Back to the story
18:01 I humiliated my ex's new gf in front of our friend group https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1tkqoof/aita_for_humiliating_my_exs_new_girlfriend_in/
26:56 Sponsor
28:10 Back to the story
36:50 My ex gf got revenge on me and I'm so broken https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/138w8pw/my_ex_girlfriend_got_revenge_on_me_and_im_so/
42:21 Sponsor
43:36 Back to the story
51:53 I ate a bag of "rich mans nuts" so my boss would stop https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1pt8x2m/i_ate_a_bag_of_rich_mans_nut_so_my_boss_would/
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WHO YOU HEAR
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: Andre Gardere
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Prop Assist: Lunora Reyes
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Mixer: Jose Perez
Audio Utility: Lila Rowell
Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Matthew Faulkner
Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy, Jonathan Hyon
Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover, Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead
Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly
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0:00 Intro
4:27 I got the "hey girlie" text https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1u8f3wr/i_got_hey_girly_texted/
9:35 Sponsor
10:35 Back to the story
19:54 My gym crush liked me on Hinge https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1u1wse6/my_1year_long_gym_crush_liked_me_on_hinge/
33:05 Looking for innovative nickname for my bf https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tz9hnp/looking_for_innovative_and_slightly_quirky/
40:52 They made a separate group chat without me https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tt8zt2/they_made_a_separate_group_chat_without_me/
52:54 I said something unhinged https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tmqoub/i_said_something_unhinged/
57:26 My dad is dating a 23 year old https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1sgbl9w/my_dad_50_is_dating_a_23_year_old/
1:03:48 I come to you from your future https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tvd0vq/girls_i_come_to_you_from_your_future/
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WHO YOU HEAR
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Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: Patrick Horba
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Prop Assist: Lunora Reyes
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Mixer: Jose Perez
Audio Utility: Lila Rowell
Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Matthew Faulkner
Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy, Jonathan Hyon
Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover, Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead
Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly
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