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After the unexpected success of Dear Scott the song, and then the Final Vow follow ups, I've done one step further and wrote and recorded (via the random AI app) this end of season song: We Kept Watching. I hope this puts a smile on your face as you go into the weekend.
Lyrics below.
Verse 1
This season started like a promise in disguise
White dresses, big dreams, hope in their eyes
But something twisted underneath the vows
A finger banging scandal, brought it all down
Verse 2
Gia came in like fire and gasoline
Unhinged, calculated, borderline mean
Every episode went further than before
A leaked group chat about to burst through the door,
Pre-Chorus
Yeah, we said “this can’t get worse”
Then it did, yeah it got absurd
Chorus
Oh oh, we kept watching
Every dinner party, couldn’t look away
Oh oh, we kept watching
Bec's on the wine again, her and Danny up in flames
We can judge them from our couches at night
But we’re feeding every moment of the fight
Oh oh, we kept watching
Yeah, we’re part of the problem, right?
Verse 3
Scandals hitting brand new lows
Poor Joel's teddy bear, he knows
Leaked messages calling Alissa a rat
No one forgets drama like that
Verse 4
Sam writing truths inside his book
Scott breaking down, couldn’t even look
Filip and Stella tried to save the show
Gia quitting and returning every week, oh no
Pre-Chorus Repeat
We said “surely this is it”
But we stayed, yeah we committed
Chorus Repeat
Oh oh, we kept watching
Every meltdown, every bitter fight
Oh oh, we kept watching
Finger banging drama, neon lights
We can judge them, say it’s all a mess
But we’re tuning in, we must confess
Oh oh, we kept watching
Yeah, we helped create this stress
Bridge
What does it say ‘bout you and me?
We crave the chaos on our screens
We shake our heads, but still press play
Addicted to the disarray
It’s not just them, it’s what we choose
A finger bang we always lose
Final Chorus
Oh oh, we kept watching
Through every scandal, every tear
Oh oh, we kept watching
Even when it felt too weird
We can judge them, say they’ve gone too far
But we made them who they are
Oh oh, we kept watching
Yeah, we’re part of it… we are

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If you can't wait to see what goes down at this year's Married At First Sight reunion, here's a little spoiler guide! Featuring a debrief with my mum at the very end.
PS: I forgot to credit the Steph audio from Ella Ding's new podcast.
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The drama didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling after Final Vows, and here's everything that happened in the days (and weeks) that followed the brides who made it to the very end.
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This evening we watched Danny and David brutally dump their wives during the Married At First Sight final vow ceremonies, so I've taken their brutal speeches and turned them into two surprising songs.
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After waking up to many messages requesting this, here you go - featuring the lyrics below for you to sing a long too. This will make no sense if you haven't listened to yesterday's podcast.

Verse 1
Dear Scott,
This hurts in a way I didn’t think it could.
Through all the chaos and odds stacked against us we had found a real connection, and for me love.
It felt real the way you looked at me, the way we spoke about our future, looked at houses and even spoke about family pets we wanted.
Verse 2

When I entered this experiment I was incredibly hard shelled,
but overtime you softened me,
and I thank you for bringing that side back out in me.
Chorus 1
When we packed our bags together that day,
I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment.
I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side,
but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans...
in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left.
I wish you told me why you didn’t leave with me,
and I'm hoping for some closure because the last 3 months have meant everything to me.
Bridge
I want to take accountability for the times I’d self sabotage and walk out, I’m sorry Scott.
At the time in this experiment I’ve felt emotionally exhausted with pressure and missing my daughter.
[AI started doing it's own mumble thing here]
Chorus 2
When we packed our bags together that day,
I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment.
I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side,
but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans...
in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left.
I wish you told me why you didn’t leave with me,
[AI started doing it's own mumble thing here again]

Outro

It’s hard being a single mum, I don’t let people in easy but I let you in.
My daughter...
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