The Dictators

On this episode of the Dictators President for Life Donald Trump holds a press conference about his religious icon status and omniscient power to bring down the price of the grocery to the lowest price of all time, even while the chipmunks, cats, elephants and donkeys disagree with him about his MRI being clear and having the cardiac age of a 65 year old. His solution is simple, bring in an aristocrachy, an oligarchy, or an idiocracy. So he unveils his ethics nightmare full of corruption and gold plating ballroom, which is a massive metaphor for how he is tearing down democracy and reshaping it in his image, even while Sam Altman ejaculates in his direction and his Robber Barron Second Gilded Age friends plan to destroy the world with bioengineered babies and shoot off to mars. Instead, he goes down to the situation room with Pete Hegseth to talk about men, muscles and penis shaped polka dots before they launch an operation to defeat Christmas, deport terrorist elves, and send nuclear whaleheads to the north pole, and make a deal with santa claus to end the Christmas scourge. Unexpectedly, Hilary Clinton offers Donald one last chance at redemption, but is it really Hilary, and why are they travelling back in time to visit some of his favourite wars and protests throughout history? Who will succeed Trump? Is it Marjorie Taylor Greene, Marco Rubio, or JD Vance? And will Jeffrey Epstein or Nicholas Maduro be crowned King of Christmas? Will President Trump ask for help from MBS, Murdoch, Larry Ellison, or Elon Musk? Or will he instead turn to Melania or AI girlfriend for help? Find out on this Christmas special episode of the Dictators!

On this episode of the Dictators the Trump family, including the President for Life Donald Trump, his wife Melania, and his children Don Jr, Eric, and Ivanka, sit down for dinner to discuss their grandiose plans to dominate America. They discuss their “royal” status, incestuous activities and absurd policies such as tariffs turned into walls, NFT‑driven cruise resorts, and “Trumpynomics” that profit from crises. But when the President is prescribed methamphetamines, little Marco appears and they embark together to find the swamp monster of Alligator Alcatraz. But before they can deport the alligator to Venezula, they realise it's Robert F. Kennedy Jr, who loves swimming in fecal infested waters. However, to save America from "woke liberal judges," Trump must travel through the magical portal to the school of corrupt political leaders and has to pass through a series of increasingly bizarre magical challenges. But is he really in Alligator Alcatraz or is it actually a sex dungeon linked to Jeffrey Epstein and Benjamin Netanyahu, and will he ever fulfill his dream of living in domestic harmony with other dictators from around the world? With special guests Elon Musk and Georgia Meloni, find out if President for Life Trump's dreams of dictator love will come true on the latest episode of the Dictators!

In the latest episode of the Dictators we release an exclusive never before heard interview with Jeffrey Epstein about the allegations relating to his pedophilia and sex crimes. President for Life Donald Trump also convenes a round table of his infamous enemies, or are they secretly his friends? Crooked Hillary, Obama, Biden and Kamala all discuss the pizza shop, child trafficking and whether they're really guilty of planning a coup to overthrow the President. But why does Kamala have a secret obsession with the Epstein conspiracy? Is Pam Bondi a real person or is she just a tumor in the President's brain? Why did Biden use an auto-pen and was he even conscious during his final months in office? Will RFK find autism during the President's prostate check for measles? But even more importantly we dive into the allegations against Trump, Clinton and Epstein as we discuss the private island network where these political figures and billionaires and millionaires have laundered their money and engage in crimes too gross to mention. Is Hillary really guilty? Is Elon about to take over the US military with his evil Hitler-loving AI chatbot? Will Ghislaine Maxwell speak out? And why does Donald have a sex fetish only for Hillary? Find out on the Dictators!

On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Benjamin Netanyahu and Marco Rubio convene in the situation room to bomb Iran, but are the lizard people behind it? Did Bibi really get the intelligence from a drug-fuelled hallucination? And will they succeed at Operation Make Persia Great Again? But they need to get to Europe and negotiate the new NATO deal where Trump is the daddy and all the European countries are like little children. Which is why Trump asks Marco to use magic to get him instantly back to the United States where every day in the White House is TACO Tuesday and where the Supreme Court and the porky pig does whatever he wants. But will Trump deport Elon? And is Marco Rubio actually Harry Potter using pollyjuice potion trying to save the world? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!

On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump takes on Elon Musk in a match of insults, and both verbal and physical attacks, before he gets fingered by RFK Jr to check for measles and prostate cancer. Marco tries to cheer him up by giving him a birthday cake, but this doesn't work, so he attends his military birthday parade before negotiating with Putin and Netanyahu on the escalating Israel-Iran conflict, but will he launch the nukes? Will he cause World War 3? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!