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The Upshot

The Upshot
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    Thomas Tuchel’s World Cup dogging hotspot

    10/06/2026 | 49 mins.
    On the show today:

    - Has Thomas Tuchel been dogging in Kansas City?

    - The sordid secret behind Ben Stokes’ nightclub scrap

    - Lawrence Dallaglio’s back on the naughty step

    JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834

    Links: 

    Mexican Wave - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1040007111920194&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=severed-heads-of-criminals 

    USA Chants - https://x.com/WorldCup26HQ/status/2061822313104834657 

    Curacao Arrival - https://x.com/SI_FootballClub/status/2063448675989197130 

    1930 World Cup - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJhbRvMRssM&t=354s 

    Ben Duckett Noosa - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ottGKIRTL_4 

    Bosnich Injury - https://x.com/10SportAU/status/2062757384897151474

    Get part 2 instantly when you subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers 

    If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship
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    England 2007-2017: that’s why mugs lose to Iceland (part two)

    09/06/2026 | 54 mins.
    England’s World Cup dream is in ruins. It’s the end of the golden generation.

    And what comes next is even worse…

    In part two, England’s stars sink even further: backseat blowies, managers leaking team sheets to punters on the tube, and undercover stings. 

    If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship

    Links from the show:

    Jordan Henderson bebo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEtzGEhFHpAncPmAcQzueHxFPYTKwULTdOZA&s 

    Hodgson on the tube: https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63293000/jpg/_63293881_63285194.jpg
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    Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest

    03/06/2026 | 59 mins.
    On the show today:
    - Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest
    - Jack Wilshere’s chirpsing in fish and chip shops
    - Amir Khan’s caveman sexts

    If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship

    JP's gossip hotline: 07354 079 834

    Links from the pod:

    Sterling driving incident:
    https://x.com/debornair99/status/2061513712813719634
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    England’s terrible 2010s: wallies, WAGs and webcams

    02/06/2026 | 48 mins.
    Get part 2 instantly when you subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

    Miami, 2014.

    Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ricky Lambert in a desperate bid to break the deadlock against 10 man Honduras.

    The match finishes 0-0, and England’s darkest decade rolls on.

    But for all their misery on the pitch, England’s stars did have fun off it: stripping on webcams, seshing at strip clubs and shoplifting from B&Q.

    This is the story of England: the banter years…

    If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship

    Links from the show:

    Scott Carson howler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6dqnu2AZQM

    Rob Green howler: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1l9sffr/on_this_day_15_years_ago_rob_green_lets_the/

    Rooney loses it with fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7V4CiQGZs

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    Arsenal wrong’uns XI: Pizza Hut scraps and Hong Kong police chases

    29/05/2026 | 50 mins.
    From chainsaw attackers to Nicklas Bendtner, we debate the funniest Arsenal players of all time…

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    8437 or visit: https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship

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About The Upshot
The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.
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