The Upshot

On the show today:

- Mauro Icardi’s 73-year driving ban

- Vinnie Jones’ Siberian hunting trip

- And the sniper-dodging renegade who brought down Man City

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Maresca feet - https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-city-charges-enzo-maresca-37705462

Man Utd’s sexiest fan - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/40502879/man-utd-city-breaches-therese-gudmundsen/

Rui Pinto - https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/18501/production/_110658599_gettyimages-1128742687.jpg.webp

HMP Hull smuggling - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9xjmvyjrmo

Mo Salah rock - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdkKyikq91f/

Salah rock bench and sign - https://www.turkiyetoday.com/lifestyle/bench-and-sign-stolen-from-salah-photo-spot-in-turkiyes-trabzon-3229047

Mauro Icardi driving ban - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2166483154216194

Porto - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhKN206ICt4
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On the show today:

- Mourinho’s having a meltdown

- Liam Rosenior gets his revenge

- And English football has a new bastard genius

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Andros Townsend steamrollered -

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Mourinho ref - https://x.com/footballontnt/status/2102153555494793487

Rosenior Strasbourg - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1wlhxmo/alternate_angle_of_liam_rosenior_celebrating_in/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=flattened-by-big-food&_bhlid=a0cfedf987b1d7c8d4621ea90ef11cfc9ad816ee

Police Millwall v West Ham - https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1wkm2vc/before_the_millwall_vs_west_ham_derby_west_ham/&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1790067488887075&usg=AOvVaw0_CRtqIDDXWF78GfgKxH-_

Gaddafi pingers - https://realnewsmagazine.net/libya-seizes-100000-ecstasy-pills-bearing-gaddafis-image/

Boys printing pingers - https://youtu.be/zZMETFXFE24?si=qFGM5lAW2iOpCf7Q

United 93 - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/sep/18/oxford-united-apology-united-93-clothing-range-9-11-anniversary

Hyrox - https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2099248001063792830
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On the show today:

- Wayne Rooney’s hotel room sesh

- The West Ham star accused of kidnapping a film director

- And why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers?

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Links from the show:

Eagle snatches baby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaXI57qpasM

Aguero coke - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xzVnbsbnios

Ecuador Haaland drugs - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oz3k4sF4huw

Cole Palmer leaving Stamford Bridge - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdODJS4o9ZH/

Ron Hayward - https://www.facebook.com/AdTurds/posts/ten-year-anniversary-of-this-story-meme/744792374306479/

Nathan Jones defends comment - https://www.tiktok.com/@cafcofficial/video/7684298662599462166

Nathan Jones tattoos - https://x.com/EamoV1/status/1086679508525162498

Otley Run Kurt Zouma stag do - https://www.indy100.com/news/cats-protection-kurt-zouma-leeds

JP in Sicily - https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/comments/1we8or8/jp_spotted_in_sicily/
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On the show today:

- Jim Ratcliffe threatens to burn his enemy’s house down

- Bernie Ecclestone caught smuggling guns again.

- What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll?

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Links from the show:

Kygo Jo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYJWkDFzEXA

Seecamp - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seecamp

Silvio Santos - https://www.uol.com.br/splash/noticias/ooops/2018/12/08/silvio-santos-sai-de-ferias-e-sbt-teme-surto-de-mudancas-na-grade.htm

Lee Andrews memoir - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40092202/lee-andrews-book-deal-katie-price/
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On the show today:

- Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children

- Brighton’s bus driver snorting gear on the job

- Pakistan’s genital warts scandal

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Links from the show:

The Undertaker - https://legacymedia.sportsplatform.io/image/upload/v1707434424/pwagjpbh6nd61hg93fvq.jpg?w=2560

Al Hilal fan assault - https://x.com/IttiMania/status/1778509641481089319?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=cat-o-nine-tails

Ronnie O’Sullivan mural - https://x.com/BBCSport/status/2093303629096882576

Man Utd child ticket tout - https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/800/cpsprodpb/a399/live/2e328260-8733-11f1-a42c-83dd67bf1cb2.jpg.webp

81 year old Man Utd fan protest - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yl0lp0k9go

Shoaib Akhtar’s gential warts - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/twenty20/5363321/Shoaib-Akhtars-genital-warts-keep-him-out-of-Pakistans-World-Twenty-20-squad.html

Imran Khan and Ghislaine Maxwell - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrpLzu1aEAAfXcK?format=jpg&name=medium

Meet the Owens review - https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/meet-the-owens-michael-owen-amazon-b3039741.html

Andros Townsend chicken feet - https://www.tiktok.com/@androstownsend/video/7679125287849692438

Katie Price dumps Lee Andrews - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40241377/katie-price-dumps-lee-andrews-divorce-shock/
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