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Dear Hank & John

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Dear Hank & John
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  • Dear Hank & John

    470: Which Way is Up?

    07/10/2026 | 47 mins.
    How do you fall back in love with writing or reading? What causes baby teeth to come in? What are the odds I got a unique signature in my copy of “Hollywood, Ending”? What do YouTubers do when they stop making videos? If a human was teleported to Titan how would they die? …Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com
    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly
    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
  • Dear Hank & John

    469: An Invitation for Chaos and Mayhem (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

    30/09/2026 | 38 mins.
    How should I display my signed prints? When did television start broadcasting throughout the entire night? What will you do on your book tour? Can you write about love in a way that makes you feel it? How do I host a potluck supper club for my Hinge dates? How should I prepare for the Hollywood, Ending book event? Why do we need to ask to go to the bathroom if we have human rights? How should I prepare for a football match? …John and Sarah Urist Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com
    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly
    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
  • Dear Hank & John

    468: I Will Not Be Licking Any Doorknobs

    23/09/2026 | 49 mins.
    How do trees decide where and when to grow their branches? How do I call out sick when I’m just exhausted by life? How biased is our understanding of prehistoric life based on the conditions needed to form fossils? How do I avoid spoilers during John’s book tour? What does it sound like on Mars? …Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com
    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly
    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
  • Dear Hank & John

    467: An Octopolis of Octopui

    16/09/2026 | 46 mins.
    How did John approach writing dual narrators? Is there more air or water on Earth? How do book tours choose their stops? How late is too late to send a thank you card? Why do people say “it” when talking about weather? Why don’t Americans look at how other countries deal with the same problems? What is the symbol in the Dear Hank and John logo? …Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com
    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly
    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
  • Dear Hank & John

    466: An Argument with a Mouse

    09/09/2026 | 50 mins.
    Why do things get less blurry when you squint your eyes? Do the water particles in waves on the beach come from far away, or do they stay in the same area? Why aren’t there any legally binding concrete goals from governments about tuberculosis? Do I absorb any caffeine through my skin when I use soap that contains coffee grounds? Should I get married at the courthouse to save money? ...Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com
    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly
    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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About Dear Hank & John
Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
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