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Dont Make Me Call Her

Grace Lam
Dont Make Me Call Her
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  • Dont Make Me Call Her

    Nail Clipping In Public VS Small Dick Energy

    03/04/2025 | 17 mins.
    Herrooo my beloved (and possibly imaginary) listeners! It's time for another episode of 'Don't Make Me Call Her,' where we delve into the truly important things in life: Pet Peeves. This week, Jason and I are taking you on a whirlwind tour of our most memorable experiences living in Hong Kong and Australia.
    Picture this: phone-addicted pedestrians moving at a snail pace, nail clipping on public transport (seriously WTF! Gross!), and the mega annoying symphony of cheap cars revving in the middle of the night. Can someone please explain to me the purpose of a useless leaf blower. WHY?
    We’re also jet-setting to Hong Kong for 'What's For Lunch?' where I’m interrogating a friend about their midday meal. Expect cultural insights, culinary chaos, and maybe a few recipe ideas.
    So be prepared for a rant-filled episode with the Capos. We’ll be back in two weeks, and don’t forget to leave your topic suggestions in the comments or take our poll below – your pain could be our gain! Cheers my wicked peeps!
    If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You!
    INSTAGRAM:
    @dontmakemecallher
    @gracelamstyle
    @jasoncapobiancophotography
    Follow me and talk to me on Instagram.
    CREDITS:
    Host: Grace Lam
    Produced by Herrrooo Production
    Music by Lindsay Lai
    www.lindsaylai.com
    [email protected]
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    52 Candles, 52 Brain Farts!

    20/03/2025 | 20 mins.
    Birthday brain fog is real peeps! This week on 'Don't Make Me Call Her,' I'm turning 52 and struggling to form coherent sentences thanks to perimenopause. Plus, I'm unleashing my annual rant about the 'Happy Birthday' song – you know, the one that makes me want to hide under a table? (Yes, I gagged a waitress once. It's a long story.)
    I'm also celebrating Anthony Hamilton, the ultimate F1 dad - love Papa Ham! Also diving into the glorious fun of East vs. West parenting styles. And of course, 'What's For Lunch?' is back, dialing up a local friend for some midday meal inspiration. Tune in for a candid episode filled with personal 'stupid' stories, parenting insights, and a whole lot of laughter!
    If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You!
    INSTAGRAM:
    @dontmakemecallher
    @gracelamstyle
    @jasoncapobiancophotography
    Follow me and talk to me on Instagram.
    CREDITS:
    Host: Grace Lam
    Produced by Herrrooo Production
    Music by Lindsay Lai
    www.lindsaylai.com
    [email protected]
  • Dont Make Me Call Her

    A Little Gold Man With No Penis - Every Actor's Dream. The Oscars 2025 Recap.

    06/03/2025 | 18 mins.
    Oscars madness! For this second episode, we're dissecting Hollywood's biggest and most self absorbed night, the Academy Awards. Frankly, I'm shocked no one mentioned a certain President's tiny hands. Missed opportunity! Timothée Chalamet's yellow suit: genius or a crime against fashion? Is Mick Jagger the new Bob Dylan? Plus, the Australian TV delay: are we living in the Stone Age? And the internet's rage over Mikey Madison's win over veteran Demi Moore? Seriously, can't everyone just chill? I bet you were secretly waiting for Will Smith to storm the stage (no more bitch slapping, please!). Join me and Jason as we rant, rave, and give our useless two cents on an award that shouldn't matter to us, but it does (at least to me, because I love the movies). Tell me your thoughts on my new segment, 'What's for Lunch? What's for Dinner?' where I dial up my mates to find out what they're eating and hopefully get some meal inspiration.
    PS.  Please let me know whether you think Jason looks like Jeff Goldblum.  Comments below or DM me on Instagram!
    If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You!
    INSTAGRAM:
    @dontmakemecallher
    @gracelamstyle
    @jasoncapobiancophotography
    Follow me and talk to me on Instagram.
    CREDITS:
    Host: Grace Lam
    Produced by Herrrooo Production
    Music by Lindsay Lai
    www.lindsaylai.com
    [email protected]
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    WHY are Aussies allergic to shoes? Can they really not be arsed?

    20/02/2025 | 14 mins.
    Back for more, are we? "Don't Make Me Call Her" returns for a second series, because apparently, I haven't scared enough people off yet. This new series, I'm dragging my husband, Jason, along for the ride as we attempt to decipher the mysteries of biracial marriage. Think cultural differences, relationship squabbles, and in this first episode my burning question for Aussies: "Why are your feet so dirty?" Plus, I'm introducing a new segment called "What's for Lunch/Dinner?" As a couple, we've asked each other this question about 10,220 times in our fourteen years of marriage, so forgive me if we run out of cooking ideas. This is why I need help from my mates all around the world to give me inspiration. This series, we're keeping it short and sweet for easy listening. Enjoy!
    A shout-out to Satchmo Cafe, a small business in Perth. Check'em out on Instagram: @satchmocafe

    If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You!
    LINKS:
    https://www.instagram.com/dontmakemecallher/
    https://www.instagram.com/gracelamstyle/
    Follow me and talk to me on Instagram.
    CREDITS:
    Host: Grace Lam
    Produced by Herrrooo Production
    Music by Lindsay Lai
    www.lindsaylai.com
    [email protected]
  • Dont Make Me Call Her

    Red knickers And Greasy Hair Are Must-Haves for Chinese New Year

    31/01/2025 | 22 mins.
    Gong Hei Fat Choy, everyone! It's Chinese New Year, Year of the Snake! I go full-on superstition mode—because obviously, the fate of your entire year depends on whether you wash your hair on the first day (spoiler: DON’T).

    In this last episode of this first series, Jason and I break down all the CNY dos and don’ts that sound completely mental to non-Chinese folk. No taking out the bins (unless you fancy throwing your fortune away), No sweeping the floor (unless you enjoy financial ruin). Oh, and if your Chinese aunties tell you to wear red pants for luck—just do as you are told. We also talk about Feng Shui and Chinese Astrology - I ain’t no Feng Shui Master but I’ve met enough of them to share some wicked and bizarre stories.

    So grab your red packets (lucky money) and prepare for some CNY chaos and may your WiFi signal be strong all year! (Especially in Australia because it’s shit!).

    If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You!

    LINKS:

    https://www.instagram.com/dontmakemecallher/

    https://www.instagram.com/gracelamstyle/

    Follow me and talk to me on Instagram.

    CREDITS:

    Host: Grace Lam

    Produced by Herrrooo Production

    Music by Lindsay Lai

    www.lindsaylai.com

    [email protected]

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About Dont Make Me Call Her

What can a former VOGUE fashion editor talk about? Fashion? Nah—way more! Welcome to DON’T MAKE ME CALL HER, the podcast reviving the lost art of real conversations. Be ready for candid, unfiltered chats about life, self-help tips, culture, parenting, F1 and everything in between. Expect humour, surprises, and even Cantonese slang lessons. Tune in every Wednesday for authentic stories that are as relatable as they are hilarious. Follow, subscribe, rate and share with a friend. Instagram/TikTok: @dontmakemecallher / @gracelamstyle
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