The door was locked, right? Welcome to the wildest story you’ll hear all week—and that’s before we get to the toe with a name, the black goldfish called Bugzilla, and why female friendship is better than a couple’s retreat. There’s also big news about Disco Club, so gather the Nicole's of your friendship group, and get ready to slut drop like the school mums aren't watching. Check Disco Club dates on the website HERE and on the instagram HERE Tickets go live on Monday 12th May at 1pm EST. Goldies, you get three hours early access with the code. The code word drops this Friday in your Subscriber Only Episode Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick OnsWant to ring the show phone? Send a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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51:19
I Did Yoga Three Times And Now I'm A Guru
Namaste. Sarah has dragged her flapping yoga mat into a suburban studio and discovered what it means to raw-dog the floor. An Uber driver needed their water bottle filled up, and their thirst is keeping Lise awake at night. Sarah keeps a list of baby names in her phone just in case, and needs you to know what they are. And we have a genius new rule for the next time you're booked in with your hairdresser. Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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33:07
Is It Ever Ok To Answer Facetime On The Toilet?
True friendship is answering a call no matter the time of day or night, right? Except for the time Lise pushed it too far. Sarah used to be a 'cool mom', but now she's embarrassing her teenager. Thankfully, her daughter penned a helpful checklist of all the things she is - and isn't - allowed to do anymore. And if you've ever walked around an Art Gallery and wondered dicks in old painting are so small, there's a research study for that. And it's spawned a wonderful European holiday idea for the girls; the stoner boner tour. Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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26:34
We've Found The Biggest Ick
It's a common, practical wardrobe item. But on men? Please No. Our libido is already so low. Lise has compiled her Anti-Bucket list for all the things she will never do, including having her Yoni steamed. Why does Sarah always avoid popular things? She wants some psychoanalysis to get to the bottom of it. Instead she asks Lise. Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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31:18
We Invented The Perimenopausal Smash Cake
Why should kids get smash cakes when it's actually perimenopausal women with all the rage? We play our favourite game We Listen And We Don't Judge, but then forget not to judge. Lise ponders the allure of sending yourself to a "fake jail" as a legit form for self care. And we decode the baffling slang of the youth of today. Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. This is the podcast where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. It's a conversation with friends who should probably know better, but don't. Welcome!
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If you’re on the hunt for a funny Australian podcast for women that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, hi, that's us. The Lise and Sarah Show with Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted and honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting kids, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about life, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and fashion in your forties, we’re here to talk about it. We’re for the mums, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Take how to manage perimenopause and menopause, mix in pop culture comedy, fashion and beauty in your forties, and how to get fit when you're off the wagon, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.
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