Dolphin Tatts, Foot Fungus & Surfboard Thongs from Hell
We've frankly had a gutful of life and are taking matters into our own hands. Lise is lasering her foot fungus like a woman possessed. Sarah’s planning a dolphin tattoo revival inspired by her muse, Sarah Murdoch. Thick-haired girls are on notice. And Dane? He’s wearing thongs so ugly and wide that we need a big thong intervention. Show notes Contact the Thongs Helpline by via sending a voice memo or text to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with our Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Mel Buttle and the Terrible Toddler Haircut
It was meant to be a handsome little haircut for her handsome little toddler. But when comedian Mel Buttle walked into the hairdresser, something felt off. And the result? Diabolical. Plus, she's enrolled her two year old in gymnastics, swimming and rugby. So it's time for an intervention into the rort that is toddler sport. Plus, Sarah has reached her white jeans era, and Lise fell for a classic late night Instagram scam. Show notes Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Mel is touring Australia right now - tickets here! Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Cleaning Before the Cleaner: The Millennial Curse
We’re just two gals cleaning before the cleaner comes, spiralling into generational shame because our mums never outsourced a damn thing. Plus, Sarah channels the spirit realm to name your Thermomix, caravan, and your secret Italy trip. And we need to talk about slow walkers, because we have notes. Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Barista Scandal Escalates
Lise deals with the fallout of Barista Flirt-Gate, Sarah’s daughter exposes her parents’ age gap to a full religion class, and we list the propaganda we are officially DONE with (acai bowls, abstract art, and eyelash extensions, you're dead to us). Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A Love Letter to Right Now
This has been our most commented on episode ever. So we are bringing it out from behind the paywall for everyone to hear, and to appreciate the fleeting, beautiful chaos of right now. There's just one question at the heart of it: If you were 80, and you got to come back to now, for just one ordinary day, what would you notice?Expect emotion. Expect perspective. And maybe expect to cry in the car. And to all the parents that reminded us that this isn't their story. We see you. Thankyou for trusting us with that feedback. If you want more behind the scenes stuff, become a Goldie and Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device, by signing up to Apple Podcasts. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. This is the podcast where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. It's a conversation with friends who should probably know better, but don't. Welcome!
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If you’re on the hunt for a funny Australian podcast for women that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, hi, that's us. The Lise and Sarah Show with Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted and honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting kids, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about life, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and fashion in your forties, we’re here to talk about it. We’re for the mums, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Take how to manage perimenopause and menopause, mix in pop culture comedy, fashion and beauty in your forties, and how to get fit when you're off the wagon, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.