Lise and Sarah

Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve officially entered it. It’s nine days ‘til Christmas, our bodies are shutting down, cafes are charging $5.80 for a DIY teabag, and Sarah blatantly fangirled a very cool rock band in the Virgin priority line and honestly we may never recover. Thank you for a year of laughs. We love you, we do this all for you. Merry Christmas. And don’t panic, we’re dropping episodes twice a week all summer because we know you have abandonment issues and we respect that. Send a message to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? We have a 30 day free trial on right now. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and Lise is deep in the trenches. Between blackouts, a tooth snapped on a Jatz cracker, and the world’s most cursed over-the-counter sleeping pill, it’s a lot. And the girls test the “11 Habits of a Well-Groomed Woman” and fail. But it was mostly a bullshit article anyway, further proof you should not click on anything while lying awake at 3am The show phone is: 0489 214 653 This show was brought to you by Brown Brothers www.brownbrothers.com.au Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox liberation, and there are two types of people; the rare people who love having 'Happy Birthday' sung to them..and everyone else. And the show phone reveals a listener dilemma for the ages: what's more important - Year 6 Graduation or Lady Gaga? The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at midday today local time. Max 10 tix per order (Brisbane max 8). TICKET LINKS: BRISBANE MARCH 7 MELBOURNE MARCH 20 SYDNEY MARCH 27 PERTH MARCH 28 Questions? DM us @discoclubaus on instagram Or check the website See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.