Lise and Sarah

This week, we are becoming women who write handwritten notes instead of doom-scrolling at all hours. BUT IT’S HARD OK? Phones are addictive. Birthday cards require effort. But we must try!

So we’re opening up fan mail for you to send. If you can pull yourself away from your phone that is.

Also in this episode:

Lise reveals the deeply unhinged French sock-folding rule that shaped her childhood

Sarah names a Lise’s new dog.
A listener named Luke asks for relationship advice after his wife derails their move to Australia for a Bruno Mars concert. Naturally, Sarah puts on her unqualified couples therapist hat and gets straight to work.

Send fan mail, cards, post it notes, drawings, ANYTHING to

Lise and Sarah’s Mail Bag
Clearshot Digital
3/421 Logan Road
Stones Corner QLD  4120

The Fine Print: 
The show phone is 0489 214 653 
You can now watch the show on Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. Just search for Lise and Sarah  

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is:
Lise and Sarah
Clearshot Digital
Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road
Stones Corner QLD 4120

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/

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How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify

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We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

Two things no one saw coming. Formal’s have lost the plot. Because now teenage girls are now bagsing dresses on Facebook like it’s the Met Gala seating chart.
And can a vasectomy… undo itself? Because we hear from a listener whose husband became known as The Inseminator after not one but two post-vasectomy babies.

Also: Lise has developed a full-blown fantasy about blowing up her life and moving into a tiny Paris apartment, and Sarah is suspicious of a French man named Ulyssez.

Plus, Lise brings Sarah the “rule of three” for retraining your brain, and Sarah does everything in her power to remain .. untrained.

Pls gaze upon Lise’s Paris Apartments here:

https://www.instagram.com/lucierauschnabel?igsh=MWw1NGhlNGN5dzg2YQ==
https://www.instagram.com/maison.sacrecoeur?igsh=MTkybnc2YWhydGcyeA==
https://www.instagram.com/erinrjackson?igsh=N3R5dGw3Ym91M21y

And here is the famous Ulyssez https://www.instagram.com/ulyssezachary?igsh=djJpdDNyd2htbmht

 

The show phone is 0489 214 653 

The Fine Print: 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

We record at the very excellent Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

Lise possibly went to see a white witch, and she has some new ideas about entering menopause. Don't blame her, it's the moon.
Meanwhile, Sarah has become deeply concerned about babies without socks, forcing Lise to remember that the other day....she went to the gym in only socks.
And someone's husband has entered their game show era. Is this the Tipping Point in the relationship?

The show phone is 0489 214 653
The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane
Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here
For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.
How does it work?
Here's a step-by-step
• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
• The link will open in a web browser
• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We went to see the sequel with extremely high expectations, several champagnes, and a deep commitment to Miranda Priestly. The verdict? Beautiful to look at but completely forgettable.
Also in this episode: Sarah has a catastrophic midlife realization that she’s officially the friend who stacks it, Lise discovers the DIY heat pack hack and we spiral over the absurd new shoe currently terrifying women over 40 everywhere and coming to a Seed this Summer.

Wanna leave a message on the show phone? 0489 214 653
The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod
We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane
Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here
For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.
How does it work?
Here's a step-by-step
• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
• The link will open in a web browser
• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know that moment when you’re watching someone else’s relationship and thinking: I could fix this? Sarah does. So this week she's discovered a new calling: Couples therapy. But instead of spending time on emotional breakthroughs and softly spoken insights, she has a more efficient approach.
Also in this episode:
The people's shirt finally gets a run
The gateway drug for teenage girls: part line foils
A 16-year-old boy’s extremely detailed pitch for Pet Rats
Has Channel Nine jumped The Shark?
And finally, Wasabi Peas is the new midlife meditation
Need entirely unqualified couples advice? The show phone is 0489 214 653

The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod
We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane
Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here
For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.
How does it work?
Here's a step-by-step
• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
• The link will open in a web browser
• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.