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Finding Pattersby

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Finding Pattersby
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  • Finding Pattersby

    Chapter 5: Monomyth Publishing

    31/03/2026 | 1h 32 mins.
    --SEASON FINALE--

    In this closing chapter, a tempting new development in Ryan's career promises to fulfil his wildest fantasies - and bring him to the city where thrillers were born: Seattle. Washington. 

    Why? For work reasons. For BOOK DEAL reasons.

    But is all that glitters gold? Or is it an even worse kind of ore? Can Ryan finally escape his past? Or will his demons finally consume him once and for all? 

    This is Finding Pattersby.  

    Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval

    Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen 

    https://www.erikjourgensen.com/

    Featuring performances by

    Andy Windak 

    Dan Gagliardi

    Lily Sparks

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    sfx credits:

    Forest Dry Leaves Sticks Walk Montage by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/745654/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

    https://freesound.org/people/OroborosNZ/sounds/239590/ "OroborosNZ on freesound.org"

    https://freesound.org/people/OwlStorm/sounds/209017/Ashe Kirk / Owlish Media

    Additional sound design and mixing in this episode by Ryan Sandoval
  • Finding Pattersby

    Season Finale Teaser Trailer [AUDIO ONLY]

    23/03/2026 | 1 mins.
    Finding Pattersby returns March 31 with a season finale.

    We've survived broken ribs and an office job to deliver you Chapter 5, and trust us it is an extra beefy episode. 

    Extra. Beefy.

    If you’re like us, we replay video games and reread The Lord of the Rings all the time, so you can do that with us here:

    Website 

    Spotify 

    Apple 

    Linktree

    Now is the perfect time to relive the magic all over again, or introduce a friend!
  • Finding Pattersby

    PATTERSBY PRESENTS: Christmas Diner

    11/12/2025 | 24 mins.
    Eat your heart out King Wenceslas, WE are the best gift-givers:

    We welcome to our feed the pilot episode of "Christmas Diner" from the creator of "Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason." 

    CHRISTMAS DINER is a satirical dark comedy about haunting nostalgia and dying traditions.

    "An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.”

    Created by Jeremy Ellett

    This show is a Satirical Dark Comedy. A Cinematic Audio Drama. A Holiday themed, one season limited series.

    The show incorporates dark comedy, holiday themes, folk horror and crime into a weird story about six strangers who are forced to spend the holiday together.

    • Starring Zane Schacht (Two Flat Earthers, The Kingmaker Histories), Lauren Grace Thompson (Two Flat Earthers, Fawx & Stallion, The Harbingers), Ryan Philbrook (Two Flat Earthers, Damon Alums (SCP Archives, Deadass), Addison Peacock (Two Flat Earthers, The NoSleep Podcast), Danyelle Ellett (Chaika, Moonbase Theta Out), Josh Rubino (The Kingmaker Histories, Windfall, Forgive Me), Peter Lewis (The NoSleep Podcast) and Blythe Renay (The Kingmaker Histories, The One Stars)

    • For fans of Wooden Overcoats, The Amelia Project, Midnight Burger

    • Website: http://www.goodpointepodcasts.com

    CREATOR: Jeremy Ellett is a writer, sound designer and podcast
    producer from Austin, Texas. In addition to Christmas Diner, they’ve
    also produced Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason,The One Stars,
    Someone Just Like You and The Subjective Truth.

    EPISODE ONE SHOW NOTES

    Christmas Diner, Episode One

    Writing, Directing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett

    STARRING
    Zane Schacht as Buster
    Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother
    Peter Lewis as the Narrator
    Damon Alums as Reggie
    Addison Peacock as Kathy
    Jeremy Ellett as Alex
    Danyelle Ellett as Holly
    Blythe Renay as Erica
    Josh Rubino as Douglass
    Ray O’Hare as the Tomte

    Credits read by Ryan Philbrook

    MUSIC
    The Marian Circle Drum Brigade - Kitchen
    Holizna - Oh Holy Night
    Axletree - Goldfinch Flight to the North
    Axletree - The Silent Grove
    Mystery Mammal - Shchedryk
    Gregor Quendel - Sub003
  • Finding Pattersby

    Chapter 4, Part 2: Fate's Nickname

    05/06/2024 | 36 mins.
    Ryan investigates the mysterious beachside mansion of Tawny Gatherbrook. Meanwhile, hot shot book agent J. Jordan St. Avalon reads Ryan's techno-thriller "Overclock" that he wrote all by himself.  

    Starring Ryan Sandoval, Patrick James Clarke, Geoffrey Golden and Dan Gagliardi

    Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval

    Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen 

    https://www.erikjourgensen.com/

    Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow:

    https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast

    Check out Geoffrey Golden's insightful, hilarious newsletter "Equip Story" dedicated to the art, industry and philosophy of narrative design  https://www.equipstory.com/

    Geoffrey also does a very funny actual play podcast on the Faustian Nonsense Network titled "Worst Movies Ever Played" @worstmoviespod

    https://www.faustiannonsense.com/worstmovieseverplayed

    Check out Patrick Clarke's music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4N89t4DaNdcU0Ura4t1yZW?si=MKAziORpRe-DB85xXHlETA

    Check out Scottie Salmon's Music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2IjPilu7zEJfJJDecSPepD?si=fj4b1w6HQ1GtwoQRWgU-GQ

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    sfx credits:

    boat rafting mic pointed on the oar mono NTG3.wav by Soundholder -- https://freesound.org/s/425513/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

    Rubber Squeak!.wav by bhanco3 -- https://freesound.org/s/231534/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
  • Finding Pattersby

    The P-Files: TIME FOR A STORY RECAP

    04/06/2024 | 5 mins.
    Ahead of the upcoming release of Chapter 4: Part II this week, let's catch up with what's happened so far in the story.

    Probably the most important thing to know is that Ryan wrote an ORIGINAL manuscript with mature tech themes set against the backdrop of Y2K titled "Overclock" that is not stolen.

    Ryan's enterprising agent J. Jordan St. Avalon thinks "Overclock" might have legs and is currently reading it to see if Ryan deserves an invite back to the industry. 

    Ryan did not steal this idea from Lydia Graumann, the Head of the Luke Pattersby Official Fan Club. He read her manuscript (which she forgot to put her name on) but it reminded him of a desk-drawer novel he had already written that had a few *barely* similar details. 

    Did you know we are selling shirts: https://www.patterspod.com/

    Y2K was a big event that affected many and we are still studying its effect on society. 

    Let's see what else? Ryan was shown a mysterious mansion owned by Tawny Gatherbrook - leader of The Children of the Thrill, the shadowy group of authors tacitly responsible for the disappearance of Luke Pattersby and the last person to see him alive Fiona Caruso.

    Monomyth Publishing sponsors this group and it's fair to say that as far as this investigation goes, we haven't heard the last of this organization.  

    Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval

    Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen

    https://www.erikjourgensen.com/

    Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow:

    https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast

     

    Follow us here & support us today by sharing and becoming a patron:

    TWITTER: @patterspod

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/patterspod.bsky.social

    Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/patterspod

    TikTok: @patterspod

    WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com

    TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts

    PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod

    FACEBOOK: I have no idea how to find the link to this page but it is there if you search I swear

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About Finding Pattersby

A weird fiction mystery about a disgraced ghostwriter who uses the public investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. Follow host Ryan Cervantes in this 10ish-part comic thriller set in the world of high stakes thriller publishing, as he enters a land of cultish fandoms and cut-throat literati; of secret societies with ancient coffee beans and occult writing exercises that pierce the veil and top the charts of novels sold in supermarkets and airport bookstores…OR DO THEY? That’s what host Cervantes aims to find out in this pot-boiler for the ears. But if he hopes to escape the same fate as his missing boss in this IRL thriller, he’ll have to draw on everything he knows about how to survive a very deadly bestseller.
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