Classic Metal Show

Is rock and roll officially so easy a toddler can do it, or has the “professional” bar dropped so low that we can’t tell the difference between a superstar and a pre-schooler? In this highlight, we witness 4-year-old Alex Lidster—a kid who likely hasn’t mastered the art of not coloring on the walls—absolutely put the modern rock establishment to shame with an AC/DC cover.
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But the real story here isn’t just a cute kid with a microphone. It’s the brutal comparison between raw, unadulterated passion and the over-produced, soul-sucking “tributes” we see from industry veterans. When a kid with a juice box has more “rock star” energy than Eddie Money’s later-day efforts, we have a systemic problem in the industry. We dive deep into the hilarity of this clip, but we also peel back the curtain on why “professional” rock has become a sterilized version of what this 4-year-old is doing naturally. It’s funny, sure, but it’s also a damning indictment of the current state of “legendary” performers who are just punching the clock.
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The High-Altitude Circus and Steam-Powered Salvation
This week on CMS, we’re looking at the absolute degradation of modern society through the lens of a middle seat on a Spirit Airlines flight. Chris is ready to drive three days to Austin just to avoid the DMV and the “Real ID” surveillance state, while Neeley is gearing up to chase the “Big Boy”—a 6,000-horsepower relic of a time when things actually worked and looked cool doing it.
We dive deep into the “seat squatting” epidemic and why airlines should honestly just charge $1,000 a ticket to keep the riff-raff from making sandwiches in the aisles. Plus, we look back at the utter idiocy of 2021—remember when the virus was only dangerous if you were standing up or drinking after 9:00 PM? We’re pulling back the curtain on the “new normal” and why it’s anything but.
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The industry is a joke and the history of metal is being rewritten by suits. From the absolute snub of KK Downing in the Judas Priest doc to the “museum” version of Pantera, we are witnessing the total degradation of the legendary band. Plus, the “Bloodbath” of modern DIY production—if the music has no substance, why are we pretending it’s art?
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Let’s talk about the absolute fraud that is the modern “personality” business. We spent years listening to Shadoe Steele—real name Dale Mikolaczyk—as he dominated the airwaves in the Wyoming Valley. The guy was a staple, the “voice” of Saturday night, and the man behind the traffic reports as Rusty Fender. But behind the snappy radio voice and the persona that thousands of fans latched onto was a man with a degree in aerospace systems engineering and a master’s in electrical engineering.
While the “mainstream” radio world is busy cannibalizing itself with corporate downsizing and live-and-local cuts, Dale took his high-level expertise back to where the actual money is: the energy sector. We dive into the hilarious and somewhat depressing reality that a veteran with 42 years on the air can find more stability and respect laying gas pipe than he ever did behind a console. It’s a bloodbath out there for radio veterans, and Dale’s exit is a masterclass in knowing when the ship is sinking. If you think the “magic” of radio still exists, this update is a cold, hard dose of substance that the industry rag-sheets would never dare to print.
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We’ve seen some car-crash interviews in our time, but this “Madpod” review of Tommy Chong is a masterclass in professional incompetence. Look, we all love Up In Smoke, but at what point do we stop giving Chong a pass just because he’s a legendary stoner? In this segment, we tear down a “professional” interview that sounds like it was conducted by a defective AI from 2004.
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The interviewer, “Shadow Steele,” is a total fraud. He spends ten minutes reciting Wikipedia stats about chart positions from 1973—shit Tommy Chong clearly doesn’t remember or care about—and then asks questions that have absolutely zero relevance to the artist’s life or career. It’s robotic, it’s lazy, and it’s an insult to anyone who actually does the work of music journalism.
Chong isn’t innocent here, either. He’s leaned so hard into the “lazy pothead” persona that he can’t even give a straight answer about his own arrest. He’s collecting checks, collection royalties, and laughing at the idiots who think he’s being “profound” when he’s really just bored. We break down the cringe, the “Evil Batman” voice, and the moment Chris and Neeley realize this whole thing is a total bloodbath. This is why mainstream music media is finished. They worship icons who are coasting on fumes and employ hacks who can’t even get the terminology of a record right.
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