Your Internet Boyfriends

This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London.
Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts.

We chat:

red flags in dating, friendships and general life
Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax”
teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron
the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence
the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish)
Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters
Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

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Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist.
Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife.

We chat:

– stag weekends vs hens weekends and why hens travel in packs of 50
– airport pints at 6am and pretending that’s normal behaviour
– scratch cards, secret shoppers and fake French accents
– being spotted by podcast listeners (and making sure your friends see it)
– hosting Irish friends in London and over-planning every hour
– the internet discovering financial domination

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

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This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that Denis’ mother is flying in with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pink coat.

We chat about:

the girls finding the podcast
planning a very glamorous live show
Denis’ first proper night surrounded by London gays
pelvic tilt
why Mark got zero attention and Denis absolutely did not
straight men entering gay bathrooms
beige outfits, beige meals, and traumatic supermarket memories
reorganising your bedroom like it’s a brand-new house
exploding January protein shakes
The Traitors

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

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Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner.

And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for:

Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe
Heated Rivalry
drag couples qne dressing rooms
Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me
Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

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Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen.

We chat:

butter in the cupboard
ramekins
M&S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain
brie belly and clogged gutters
eating 100 mussels so your girlfriend doesn’t cry
The Ivy: not as bougie as you think
Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle
and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie
Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

Get involved and send us an email [email protected] or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.

Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com
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