Ironing out the Kinks

What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover? This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless. Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.

From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet. Inside: – A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned) – A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it – A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself – A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame – An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal – A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust – A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun” – A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness – And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers. Time stamps:  00:00 Intro  03:25 Puppy Shout-Out 11:30 Naughty Corner 34:15 A Listener Update 42:00 Quiz on my Face 48:40 Confession Booth 50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!  59:15 What Would You Do?

From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame. Inside: – A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses – A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag – An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy – A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E) – A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat – Emotional dilemmas including:  → Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how?  → Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off?  → What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?

This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them. Inside: – The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E – A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back – A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it – A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore – The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture – The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home – And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs

There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Inside: – A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut – A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys – A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right? – A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed – A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms – A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake – And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.